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        laugh "Thats so when I forget how to spell
        my name, I can still find my clothes." - Stu
        Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
        keeps a color photo of himself above his locker 
        "You guys line up alphabetically
        by height" - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football
        coach 
        "I know the Virginia players are
        smart because you need a 1500 SAT to get in. I have to
        drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from
        class" - George Raveling, Washington State
        basketball coach 
        "Why would anyone expect him to
        come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not
        Princeton." -Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson
        hooking up again with promoter Don King 
        "The ballparks have gotten too
        crowded. Thats why nobody goes to see the game
        anymore." -Yogi Berra 
        "Im going to graduate on
        time, no matter how long it takes." 
        -Senior basketball player at the
        University of Pittsburgh 
         
        1910 
         
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Makes False
        Accusations. 
        Said a prominent Methodist this
        morning, "I see that there is some kind of a fish
        story in the paper today about one of the gamblers
        arrested at the fair grounds last week having once been
        well off and a good member of the Methodist church, and
        that his wife was also a member of that church. The story
        goes on to say that when ill luck came the man had to
        take to gambling so that his wife could have enough money
        to keep up appearances and thus not be shunned in her
        church. Now, I dont know anything about the gambler
        or his history, but anyone who intimates that any poor
        woman who is a member of a Methodist church is shunned,
        willfully misrepresents the case. The Methodist church,
        above all others, reaches after the poor and needy and
        gladly takes them into the fold. I wish youd just
        state that theres false philosophy in that
        item." 
        
            
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                Today's Feature Maple Leaf
                Lighting Contest  
                Winners
                Announced. 
                The Maple Leaf Festival
                Committee and the Carthage Convention and
                Visitors Bureau are pleased to announce the
                winners of the Maple Leaf Festival Lighting
                Contest. The Winners in the residential category
                are Brandi Ensor, 1st Place, John Petticrew, 2nd
                Place and Gordon & Mary Benny, 3rd Place. The
                overall winner in the business category is
                Carthage Caring Communities, a coalition of the
                Alliance of SWMO & Carthage Area United Way.
                Addresses and maps of the lighting route are
                available at the CVB office on 402 S. Garrison. 
                As with the original campaign
                in 1967, Carthage residents decorated yards and
                businesses to illuminate and celebrate the
                changing of the season during Maple Leaf Festival
                Week. Winners have signs to display during Maple
                Leaf Festival and will be presented with garden
                stone awards at a later date. 
                "When the Maple Leaf
                Festival Committee made the lighting contest
                suggestion last year, I felt it was a great fit
                for the Convention and Visitors Bureau to
                sponsor," says Wendi Douglas, Carthage CVB
                Director. "Carthage has been voted a
                beautiful city time and time again and
                highlighting the area at night seemed a unique
                opportunity for visiting leaf lovers.
                Additionally, the CVB has offered trees to
                residents and businesses the last three years
                through our Re-Leaf Program and the contest takes
                the Re-Leaf Program a bit further." 
                The displays are within
                Carthage city limits and available for viewing
                October 9-16, 2010 from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. For
                more information, contact the Carthage Convention
                & Visitors Bureau at 417-359-8181 or
                wdouglas@ecarthage.com. 
                 
                 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin',
                    As you can see from this
                    Jake from November 2000, theres not
                    much new goin on. 
                    "Just ta keep the
                    record straight, there will be two separate
                    but somewhat related issues scheduled for
                    discussion at next Mondays Public
                    Safety meetin. 
                    One is whether stores
                    should be allowed to start sellin
                    alcoholic beverages at 11 a.m. on Sunday
                    rather than the current 1 p.m. Several
                    business owners have requested the change. 
                    The other Sunday
                    situation is whether restaurants can sell
                    alcoholic beverages on Sunday at all. The
                    State of Missouri says they can, but they
                    also allow some regulation by the City.
                    Currently the City has no laws on the books
                    that really addresses the question. Some
                    restaurant owners are wantin some
                    clarification." 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, 
                    Just Jake Talkin. 
                     
                 
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                THIS IS A HAMMER 
                By
                Samantha Mazzotta 
                Mouse in the
                House 
                Q: I went into my kitchen late
                last night, and when I switched on the light and
                looked up, there was a very surprised mouse
                looking back at me from the top of the cabinet
                next to the stove. Im not real thrilled
                with this development. How can I get rid of this
                mouse? -- Farah in Framingham, Mass. 
                A: There are a number of ways
                to get rid of mice, including traps and poisons,
                but you also need to prevent any more from
                getting in. 
                House mice are most active in
                the fall and find their way inside homes through
                small cracks in the foundation, crawl spaces,
                open garages and anyplace they can access. They
                can slip through holes as small as a quarter-inch
                in diameter. 
                To rid yourself of this
                particular mouse, a spring-loaded mousetrap is
                loud and messy but pretty effective. It must be
                set up out of reach of pets and children. Poison
                is another method -- you place a poison pellet
                near the mouses suspected entry point. The
                benefit here is the mouse typically eats the
                pellet or carries it back to its nest, and dies
                somewhere else. The danger, again, is to pets and
                children, so make sure neither can access pellets
                or traps. 
                Preventing another infestation
                should be carried out on two fronts. First,
                locate possible entry points into your
                homes living spaces and block them, either
                by sealing up or placing copper mesh or steel
                wool into the hole. Next, reduce the mouses
                chance to get at any food by storing grains,
                flour, pasta and other dry storage foods in
                plastic or metal containers. Clean the kitchen
                immediately after finishing dinner -- dont
                leave plates or pots with food on them that will
                attract rodents. Take kitchen garbage out to a
                large garbage can or compost pile each night.
                Store the large garbage can away from the house
                or on the side of the garage farthest from the
                living area, and keep the lid securely fastened. 
                To reduce possible entry points
                from outside the home, trim shrubbery around the
                foundation so its at least 1 foot away from
                the house. Patch small cracks in the foundation
                and seal small entry holes on the homes
                exterior. Repair damaged gutters and soffits and
                other roof damage. If your attics
                ventilation system looks to be easily accessible
                to rodents, check with a roofing or attic
                specialist for preventative measures you can take
                (dont block up the vents, however). 
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