| today's
        laugh While out golfing with his wife a man slices his
        drive hard to the right. It lands so that there is a
        large barn between him and the green. After much contemplation as to how to
        play the shot his wife suggests that they open the doors
        on both ends of the barn and then he can shoot straight
        through the barn. He agrees and takes his shot. He misses
        the doorway and the ball bounces back hitting his wife in
        the head and killing her. Several years later the man is back
        playing the same course with a buddy and makes exactly
        the same shot. His bubby also suggests that he open
        the barn doors and shoot through. The man says to his buddy, "No,
        last time a tried that shot I ended up with a double
        bogey on this hole!"   Please stop checking your watch all the
        time, caddy. Its distracting! This isnt a watch, Sir, its a
        compass! 
 1911 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Quick Returns from
        Mining. H. Campbell said today: "The
        quickest returns from mining that I have ever known were
        recorded Saturday on some land near Webb City in which I
        am interested. Two boys began work from the grass roots
        at noon on Friday and Saturday they had taken out 1100
        pounds of lead." This made them $10 each perday for
        their labor. Elected Principal
        at Carl Junction. W. T. Franklin was Saturday night
        elected principal of the Carl Junction schools by the
        board of education of that place. Mr. Franklin is a young
        man of energy and ability and one of the most progressive
        teachers of the county. His many friends will wish him
        success. G. A. R. Day. Sat., July 3, is to be G. A. R. day,
        and the local post will have speakers of National
        reputation secured for the event.  
            
                |  | Today's Feature Citywide Sidewalk
                Sale Scheduled. Carthage Citywide Sidewalk Sale
                is scheduled for Saturday, July 23rd.  Neely Myers, Membership
                Director of the Carthage Chamber of Commerce said
                "Carthage retailers are vital to our local
                economy. Carthage is home to such a vast array of
                businesses offering products and services
                commonly needed as well as many unique treasures
                not found in many communities." In addition to the many retail
                businesses offering their products and services,
                the Farmers Market will be open on the
                North side of the Square during the Saturday
                event. Fresh locally-grown vegetables, fabulous
                baked goods and beautiful plants and flowers will
                be available beginning at 7 a.m. Many products
                sell quickly, so come early. "All retailers are invited
                to participate, serving and welcoming local
                residents and guests to the community," says
                Neely. "Whether promoting summer sales, back
                to school or upcoming fall home improvement and
                decorating, this is an effort to maximize
                customer contact and promote the Carthage
                business community." 
 Jasper County Jail Count Numbers not
                released at press time 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    Some say that a name has a
                    lotta influence on how a person is perceived.
                    I know of several teenagers who have
                    announced they are changin their name
                    to better suit their perception of
                    themselves. My daughter decided to
                    start usin her first, rather than her
                    middle she was known by, name after she
                    finished high school. Course no one in
                    the family ever changed what they referred to
                    her as, and eventually she went back to
                    acceptin the tradition. Another kid I knew actually
                    legally changed his name. He now will not
                    respond to any other name. I suppose the sayin
                    about a rose by any other name is still a
                    rose. But the same can be said for the
                    thistle. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. 
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 Weekly
                Column To Your Good
                Health By Paul G. Donohue,
                M.D. Diet Takes
                Backseat as Gout Treatment DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Do you have
                information on gout? I am 65, and my son-in-law
                is 32. We both have it. It is so painful. My
                doctor was pretty vague. He asked me to go on the
                computer to find which foods I should or should
                not eat. I found that you cant eat meat and
                fish, but salmon and chicken are all right. Some
                vegetables cant be eaten. How about
                tomatoes and tomato products? Does one attack
                mean gout is forever? What is the medicine of
                choice? -- C.B. ANSWER: Gout comes about when
                the blood uric-acid level rises. Uric acid seeps
                into joints to form needle-shaped crystals that
                cause joint swelling and unspeakable pain. Uric
                acid, in turn, is a byproduct of cell chemistry.
                Its blood level rises because a person makes too
                much or passes too little into the urine. A first gout attack most often
                occurs in the joint at the base of the big toe.
                The skin over the joint turns red, and the joint
                swells and becomes exceedingly painful. One of
                the best ways of diagnosing gout is to draw fluid
                from the affected joint and examine it with a
                microscope to see the needle-shaped uric-acid
                crystals. Gout can affect other joints: the knee,
                wrist, ankle and fingers. One attack of gout
                doesnt call for lifelong treatment. Indocin (indomethacin) is the
                drug most often used for an acute gout attack.
                Colchicine and cortisone also work well.  Medicines for gout prevention
                are taken if a person has frequent attacks (two
                or three a year), has formed uric-acid kidney
                stones, has kidney damage secondary to gout or
                passes large amounts of uric acid into the urine.
                Zyloprim (allopurinol) reduces uric acid
                production. Probenecid increases its elimination
                into the urine. Uloric, a new gout drug, is for
                those not responding to these two. Diet was the sole means for
                gout treatment in the old days. Now, with
                effective medicines, it takes a back seat.  |  Copyright 2011, Heritage
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