| today's
        laugh "Im glad to find you as you
        are," said the old friend. "Your great wealth
        hasnt changed you." "Well," replied the candid
        millionaire, "it has changed me in one thing.
        Im now eccentric where I used to be
        impolite, and delightfully witty where I used
        to be rude." The man at the theater was annoyed by
        the conversation in the row behind. "Excuse me," he said,
        "but we cant hear a word." "Oh," replied the talkative
        one, "and is it any business of yours what Im
        telling my wife?" Affable Waiter- "How did you find
        that steak, sir?" Guest- "Quite accidentally. I
        moved that piece of potato and there it was,
        underneath." In many cases, Thanksgiving would be
        much more heartily enjoyed if it came before Election
        Day. 
 1911 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 A $30,000 DAMAGE
        SUIT. Case of
        W.D. Wilkie Against the  Joplin-Galena
        Consolidated Company. W.D. Wilkie, a miner, today filed suit
        against the Joplin-Galena Consolidated Zinc and Lead
        company for $30,000 damages which he claims he sustained
        while working in their "Gray Goose Mine" near
        Prosperity on May 21, last. He states that while he was drilling
        according to directions he drilled into an "old
        shot" which had not before been exploded; that the
        explosion which followed blew out both eye balls,
        rendering him totally blind, and shattered both hands and
        both legs so that he will be a helpless cripple for life.
        Stonewall Pritchett is his attorney. Mrs. R.A. Mooneyham is expected home
        from her sojourn in Colorado within a week or ten days. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Invitation to
                the Christmas Parade From Carthage
                SkillsUSA. "Once again, the season of
                "leaves" is upon us and as the colors
                begin to fade into winter it is time to begin
                thinking about the Carthage Christmas Parade.
                Carthage SkillsUSA would like to invite you to
                join us for the 39th annual Carthage Christmas
                Parade. As is our tradition, the Carthage
                Technical Centers SkillsUSA Chapter will be
                hosting. The Carthage Christmas Parade which will
                be held Monday, December 5, 2011, at 7:00 p.m.
                This years parade theme is "Jingle All
                The Way." "To better inform those of
                you who participate in our annual event SkillsUSA
                is a youth organization, made up of high school
                students who are enrolled in classes at the
                Carthage Technical Center. These classes cover a
                wide range of interests such as Digital
                Electronics, Health Sciences, Computer
                Maintenance, Carpentry, Drafting, Automotive
                Service Technology, and Precision Machining. The
                2010-2011 school year was very successful for our
                chapter. Our local organization is 100 members
                strong and we participated in several activities
                throughout the year. Last year Carthage SkillsUSA
                took one of the largest groups ever to
                participate in state competitions with two state
                officers and six individuals qualifying for
                nationals.  "Our students and advisors
                know that it is important to give back to the
                community that has been so good to them. With
                that in mind, we are proud to sponsor this
                years parade. SkillsUSA has been part of
                the Carthage Christmas Parade since the
                beginning. As it states in the SkillsUSA creed,
                "We believe in the dignity of hard work and
                the American way of life."  "The parade will follow
                the same route as in years past. The route will
                originate at the corner of Chestnut and Main (in
                front of the First Christian Church). Proceed
                north on Main, circle the beautiful Carthage
                Square, then head back south on Grant street to
                end at Chestnut and Grant (tennis courts behind
                the Junior High School). The route encompasses a
                distance of approximately one mile.  "Trophies will be awarded
                to first place winners in each category
                IMMEDIATELY following the parade on the steps of
                the First Christian Church (parade starting
                point). Bands will be divided into sub-groups
                based upon their size/numbers and trophies
                awarded accordingly. As we have done in the past,
                we will present trophies for Mayors Choice,
                Directors Choice, Best Interpretation of
                Theme, and Best Use of Lights. Reminder 
                your entry must be decorated for the season!
                Judging WILL NOT take place before the parade but
                it will occur somewhere around the Carthage
                square." 
 Jasper
                County Jail Count ? October 24,
                2011 Total
                Including Placed out of County 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    Things just seemed ta
                    happen at our house as I was growin up
                    with an older brother and younger sister. The
                    lamp that just fell over one day. The window
                    kicked out when someone jumped on the bed.
                    The figurine of a little football player with
                    its head shot off with a bb gun. (it was an
                    excellent shot even if it was accidental by
                    the way). Most of the time it was
                    pretty evident who the culprit was of course,
                    but there were occasions when the mysterious
                    would occur. Nobody knew anything. Us kids
                    were fortunate to have a few neighborhood
                    oneries who could always be called up as
                    suspects, if the deed was outside the house
                    at least. I dont recall any lyin
                    goin on, we usually fested up if ask.
                    But if nobody asked, nobody told. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
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 Weekly
                Column To Your Good
                Health By Paul G. Donohue,
                M.D. Best Way to Treat
                COPD? Quit Smoking DEAR DR. DONOHUE: My mother is
                in her early 70s. She has been diagnosed with
                chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, COPD. She
                had a bronchoscopic exam to remove a mucus plug.
                She was a very heavy smoker. She still smokes.
                She thinks her kids dont know, but we have
                seen the evidence. She is on oxygen. Her doctor
                thinks she has quit. What does this do to her
                life expectancy? How long can she live this way?
                -- J.S. ANSWER: Chronic obstructive
                pulmonary disease, COPD, is two illnesses:
                emphysema and chronic bronchitis. Emphysema is a
                harmful stretching and destruction of the
                millions of air sacs found in the lungs. Through
                those delicate structures, oxygen reaches the
                blood. When they are damaged, a person cannot get
                enough oxygen and becomes breathless on even
                slight exertion. Chronic bronchitis is
                inflammation of the air passageways, the bronchi.
                They fill with thick, pus-filled globs of phlegm.
                Air cannot pass through them. A cough that
                produces of sticky, tenacious sputum is its chief
                sign. Cigarette smoking is the major
                cause of COPD, but not the only one. Its hard to watch people
                ruin their own bodies and hasten death.
                Thats what your mother is doing. Tell her
                that the most important treatment for COPD is
                total abstinence from smoking. Abstinence allows
                lungs to recover from the damage done from
                inhaling cigarette smoke. It doesnt achieve
                a complete reversal overnight. It does prolong
                life. What does this do to her life
                expectancy? It shortens it. How long can she
                live? That cant be foretold. Unequivocally,
                she will live longer and enjoy her life more if
                she never lights up again.  COPD is a major problem and the
                fourth-leading cause of death.  |  Copyright 2011, Heritage
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