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        laugh Things Ive learned from my children  
        1. A king size water bed holds enough
        water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 
        2. If you spray hairspray on dust
        bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can
        ignite. 
        3. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes
        smoke, and lots of it. 
        4. A six-year old can start a fire with
        a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can
        only do it in the movies. 
        5. Playdough and microwave should not
        be used in the same sentence. 
        6. Always look in the oven before you
        turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. 
        7. The fire department in town has a
        5-minute response time to my house. 
        8. The spin cycle on the washing
        machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 
        9. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 
        10. Cats throw up twice their body
        weight when dizzy. 
        11. You probably do not want to know
        what that odor is. 
         
        1911 
         
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        ARRESTED AT MIDNIGHT. 
        A. C. Loker Taken
        to Arkansas 
        on a Charge of
        Embezzlement. 
        A. C. Loker, jeweler at H. P.
        Halls, was arrested last night just before midnight
        at his home on West Central Avenue by deputy Sheriff
        Chas. Funstall, who arrived on the 11 oclock Frisco
        train from Fayetteville, Ark. The officer was armed with
        a warrant charging Loker with embezzlement. He also
        brought requisition papers for the removal of his
        prisoner from Missouri to Arkansas. 
        The deputy sheriff on reaching Carthage
        hunted up the night police and was accompanied by Officer
        Purcell to the home of H. P. Hall. They told him of the
        charge and inquired for Lokers residence. 
        When Mr. Loker was roused and
        acquainted with the fact that he was under arrest for
        embezzlement, Mrs. Loker was completely prostrated. For a
        moment she attempted to appeal to the officer not to take
        her husband, but words failed her and she could not
        speak. She fell in a swoon and Dr. Freed was called to
        attend her. She is still very ill with nervous
        prostration and friends re at her bedside today. 
        At 3 oclock in the morning Mr.
        Loker went to the home of Mr. Hall and told him of the
        trouble, stating that he must go to Arkansas with the
        officer on the early Frisco train. 
        According to his account of the trouble
        as told Mr. Hall, Mr. Loker lived at Fayetteville before
        coming here. He was a jeweler there and on leaving had on
        hand a number of watches to repair. These he turned over
        to anther jeweler to repair and return, he being
        hurriedly summoned here to work for H. P. Hall. Some
        weeks ago letters of inquiry came from the owners of the
        watches, and Mr. Loker referred them to the other
        jeweler. The next he heard of the affair was the deputy
        sheriffs knock on this front door at the midnight
        hour. 
        Only one complaint was made in the
        warrant, but the officers says there are others. 
        If Mr. Loker really turned the watches
        over to another man to return, he certainly can be
        accused of nothing more than carelessness, but if it is
        proven that they were sold, the charge may prove more
        serious. Mr. Loker has borne himself honorably in
        Carthage, and the many friends which he and his wife have
        made are loth to believe him guilty of a crime. The hope
        is for a satisfactory adjustment of the difficulty and
        his speedy return to Carthage. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature CARTHAGE NAMED A
                CLG. 
                The US Department of the
                Interior has announced the selection of Carthage,
                Missouri, as a historic preservation Certified
                Local Government (CLG). Carthage is the 51st city
                in Missouri to be designated to be eligible to
                receive state historic preservation grant funds
                and technical assistance. The application for
                this status was submitted after Carthage Historic
                Preservation, Inc. agreed to partner with the
                City to pursue historic preservation funding and
                to maintain an inventory of historic structures. 
                Requirements for participation
                in the CLG program include enacting historic
                preservation ordinances, appointing a historic
                preservation commission, conducting an on-going
                survey and inventory of historic properties, and
                conducting public outreach and education.
                Carthage met all requirements according to City
                Administrator Tom Short. 
                Mayor Mike Harris said,
                "Carthage has always been noted for its
                beautiful historic areas. Now we are working to
                enhance our downtown and to protect our historic
                heritage with like-minded partners, resulting in
                an enthusiasm and can-do spirit that the city
                could never achieve without them." 
                 
                Jasper
                County Jail Count 
                198 September 1,
                2011 
                Total
                Including Placed out of County 
                 
                 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin',
                      
                    As the temperature lingers
                    toward the upper 90s, the body starts
                    takin note. I can imagine the
                    popularity of the shade provided by trees
                    around the Courthouse before folks on the
                    Square before we had the luxury of air
                    conditioning. With just a little breeze, it
                    still pretty comfortable ta sit for a spell
                    and watch the daily movement of shoppers. 
                    The fact is, there is
                    somethin more refreshing about a cool
                    breeze than the stagnant artificial cool of
                    mechanical refrigeration. 
                    Im not by any means
                    suggestin that we step back to those
                    pre ac days of yore, but the idea of folks
                    gatherin for a communal breath of fresh
                    air in the middle of the afternoon on the
                    Courthouse lawn still has some appeal. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, 
                    Just Jake Talkin. 
                 
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                artCentral 
                ART NOTES from
                Hyde House 
                by Sally
                Armstrong, Director of artCentral 
                From time to time, I know each
                of us goes through our homes and personal
                "collections" for the purpose of
                eliminating excess clutter and unwanted
                accumulation. Unless we are candidates for
                "Hoarders", a program on television
                that features folks who have serious
                psychological issues with too much
                "stuff", we all feel better with a
                freshly de-cluttered home or rooms. I hope those
                of you who are "harboring" unwanted
                books will go through these and if any unwanted
                ones are in any way "art themed" will
                consider a donation of these to artCentral, and
                to our wonderful art library. Currently, we house
                over 200 books that have either been accumulated
                over the years, or donated recently by myself,
                Jane VanDenBerg and others. As an art student in
                college, and having received many art books over
                the years, I decided it was time to move my
                collection over here, and will still have the use
                of my books when I want them, --- hopefully they
                will be helpful to others as well. I have
                organized the books in order of theme, subject,
                and level, and we have an old fashioned card
                catalog system that members may use to check out
                books as they desire. We have history books as
                well, and even some art-themed novels! I know
                books are no longer "fashionable", and
                that most students use the internet instead, but
                in the field of art, I think the pictures are
                worth a thousand words! Many of our larger full
                color books are wonderful for the do it yourself
                art student wishing to teach himself painting
                skills, and I recommend them for that purpose,
                and for inspiration. Join artCentral today and
                come in to check out our art library, and if you
                are one who has recently cleared away some
                clutter, if old art books were a part of that
                please give us a chance to receive them. Call me
                at 417 358 4404 and I will even pick up your
                books! Happy summer reading! 
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