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Monday, April 16, 2001 Volume IX, Number 211
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Golden Reflections will hold a Birthday Tea
at 2 p.m. on Thurs., April 19th in the McCune-Brooks
Hospital dining room. The program will include
"Bingo for Fun."
Did Ya Know?. . .Cristie Rose
will present "Ribbon, Stitches, Needles &
Yarn," at 1 p.m. on Thurs., April 26th at the Powers
Museum, 1617 W. Oak St. across from Municipal Park. For
more information on the free lecture and Identification
Session call 417-358-2667 or email info@powersmuseum.com
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today's laugh
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing
in the Caribbean. "What brings you here?" the
engineer asked.
"Everything I owned was destroyed by a fire. When
the insurance company paid for everything, I decided to
just keep the money, and here I am."
"Wow, thats an amazing coincidence,"
replied the engineer. "Im here because my
house and all my belongings were washed away by a flood,
and my insurance company paid for everything, too."
The lawyer looked confused. "Just between you and
me," he said, "how did you start a flood?"
If matches were made in heaven, where
did the cigar-lighters come from?
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A Birthday Surprise
Party.
Mrs. Chas. Shipps was treated to a
birthday surprise party on Saturday afternoon. Her
sister, Mrs. Chas Sanders, and Mrs. Alex Hill arranged
the affair and got her away from home while it
materialized.
When Mrs. Shipps returned at 5
oclock she found her friends gathered with baskets
full of good things for supper and no care at hand except
to have a good time, which all did until 9 oclock.
Those present were: Mr. and Mrs. Alex Hill, Mrs. Chas.
Sanders, Mrs. Ed Dennis, Mrs. Ed Paulding and little
daughter, Stella, Mrs. H. N. Paulding, Mrs. Harvey
Paulding, Mrs. John Nichols and daughters, Vera and
Georgia, Emma, Lucile and Earl Strong.
Tom Gatlin broke ground yesterday at
noon for Joe Boyds new residence in the Wheeler
grove on South Garrison avenue.
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Today's Feature
EPA Feedlot
Regulations Workshop.
The University Outreach and
Extension, Jasper County Soil and Water
Conservation District, Farm Services Agency, and
Natural Resources Conservation Service will
cosponsor a workshop at the Joplin Stockyards on
April 19 to provide information about new
proposed EPA regulations that would further
restrict livestock operations. The meeting is
scheduled to begin at 9:30 a.m.
According to University of
Missouri Outreach and Extension Ag Engineering
Specialists Ed Browning, most regulations in the
past have been aimed at large facilities,
especially those above 1,000 animals.
"This has had a tendency
to keep family farm operations below that size
because of the cost of constructing some of the
waste containment facilities," says
Browning. "It would appear that the economic
impact (of the new regulations) could be great
enough to close the business."
The EPA is requesting public
comment until May, 15, 2001.
For more information about the
workshop, contact the Jasper County University
Outreach and Extension Center at 358-2158.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The City Council
Public Safety Committee is scheduled
to meet this evenin in the Fire
Station. It should be
interestin cause
everone cept the Chair is
new to the Committee.
Now this
doesnt mean it wont be an
effective group, itll just take
a couple a meetins for em
to get used to workin with each
other Id guess.
Theyll get a
good opportunity to get a feel for
how each other thinks as they work
through the question of where ta
measure the 300 feet that alcoholic
beverage sellers have ta be away from
churches, schools, parks, and
hospitals. The last Council decided
not to vote on the proposal of the
old Committee and sent it back for
more thinkin.
Maybe some fresh
ideas will emerge.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
by Al Carrell & Kelly
Carrell
Dear Al: I always start off
each growing season with sharp shovels and hoes.
You wouldnt believe how much faster you can
chop down weeds or dig a hole for a tree when you
have a sharp tool. It takes about 10 minutes to
sharpen each tool, and it usually lasts me a
whole season.
Sharpening a shovel also takes
the strain off its handle, since you dont
have to put so much weight behind it when
youre using it. - M.K.
Q. I have 4-inch ceramic tiles
around my kitchen sink and on my counter tops.
The filler between the tiles has worn down in
some spots, and it looks bad when it is dirty. Is
there a way to fill in these bad spots? - G.P.
A: The filler between the tiles
themselves - the grout - is available in a ready
mix or powder form.
The filler between the sink and
the tiles is usually caulk. Get a caulk specified
for use on tubs or sinks. Since the caulk has
some flexibility, it can better handle the
problems of expansion and contraction between the
two different materials, tile and sink.
Remove the old grout and fill
the joints with the right color of new grout, and
use the caulk where it is needed.
A SUPER HINT - Instead of
mowing over your lawn sprinkler heads or trying
to edge around them, use a tin can. Empty the
can, and clean it out. Place it, open-side down,
over the sprinkler head and push down. The can
will cut right through the grass, and you can
pull the sod right up.
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