today's laugh
Father- "Are there half fares for
children?"
Conductor- "Yes, under fourteen."
Father- "Thats all right. Ive only
five."
A dollar saved is a pocket burned.
A man was complaining of the lack of
warmth in the boardinghouse in which he was staying.
"In the daytime it is bad enough," he said,
"but at night I frequently wake up and hear my teeth
chattering on the dressing table."
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
MRS. RAGSDALE GRAND
WARDEN.
Rebekahs Will Urge
Her Election in May The Alba Trip.
Mrs. C. Ragsdale, district deputy of
the Rebekahs, is being put forward by her lodge, the
Stephenson Rebekahs of this city, for election to the
office of grand warden of the state assembly. All the
local lodges are getting in line for her. The election is
to be held at Joplin in May.
Thirty-three Carthage Rebekahs attended
the Alba installation last night, going out in five
vehicles. Another wagon took out the regalia,
appurtenance, etc., and led the goat behind.
The party started at 5:30 p.m. and got
back at 2 a.m. after a royal good time.
Henry Cherry came in yesterday from
Evansville, Ind., to make this his home. He is visiting
Will Wilbur and R. L. Parmley.
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Today's Feature
New
Engineering Firm Recommended.
The City Council Public Works
Committee voted Wednesday afternoon to recommend
that negotiations be entered into with Sprenkle
and Associates of Monett. The firm was one of
five that submitted proposals for service as the
City Engineer. Tri-State Engineering of Joplin
has held the contract for the last nine years and
was narrowly edged out by the selection committee
appointed by Mayor Johnson.
According to Public Works
Committee Chair Bill Fortune the selection
committee had to have several votes before the
decision was reached between Tri-State and
Sprenkle.
Fortune also told the Public
Works Committee that both firms had submitted
cost proposals and were considerably higher than
the current contract. He said the City currently
pays Tri-State $44 an hour for engineering
services and the new proposals were more in the
$80 per hour range.
Committee member Jim McPheeters
said he would like to see the contract require
that a firm representative attend Council
meetings and the Public Works Committee meetings.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Theres
probly nothin more
irritatin that havin
someone ya dont recognize wave
real big at ya from across the
street.
Its not the
fact theyre bein friendly
that is the problem. The
irritatin part is spendin
the rest of the day tryin to
figure out who they are. Even days
latter ya find yourself spendin
a few seconds tryin to
remember.
I suppose that is
one a the problems with livin
in a small town. You can irritate
folks without even tryin.
Its like the
old trick wed play as kids.
Standin on a busy street corner
and pointin up to the sky.
Fore long everone is
tryin to see what youre
pointin at.
If ya want to
really befuddle someone ya dont
know, pick a busy spot and walk up
and tell em how good it is to
see em again.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Natural Nutrition
by Mari An Willis
The arrival of spring has an
obvious effect on our moods.
It is so wonderful to wake up
knowing one is not paying the gas company for the
privilege of waking up warm!!! I do think all of
our pollen plus all that blowing up from the
south has played havoc with our allergies. Good
thing we have several herbal compounds to help
with allergies.
Ran across this publication
which explained the use of hawthorn in quite
simple terms: thought I would pass it on. Because
of the potential of hawthorn on heart health it
has been the subject of many clinical studies the
world over. Hawthorn has impressed researchers
with so many benefits for the heart that it has
become the most frequently prescribed treatment
for heart condition in Germany. Among the
benefits:
Increased blood flow and
circulation. Decreased congestion and arrhythmia
with no side effects (Hoffman 1995).
Lowered blood pressure
improved fatigue and endurance (Schmidt, et al.
1994) (Hobbs & Foster 1990).
A clinical trial found
hawthorn decreased angina attacks by 87%,
compared to 37% with a placebo (Weilang et al.
1984).
Oxygen levels increase
in the heart and provide better balance of oxygen
supply. (Lianda et al. 1984).
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