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published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, April 5, 2001 Volume IX, Number 204
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The American Red Cross will accept blood
donations at the Carthage Church of the Nazarene, 2000
Grand, from 1:30-7 p.m. on Thurs., April 5th, and from 9
a.m.-2:30 p.m. on Fri., April 6th.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Shrine Burn Crew will have a "Fish Fry" at 6
p.m. on Sat., April 7th, north of Carthage on M Hwy. (71
Hwy to M Hwy, 1/4 mile west.) The public is invited, cost
is $6 per person.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Friends of
the Carthage Public Library will hold their monthly
booksale from 8 a.m.-noon on Sat., April 7th, in the
Library Annex, 510 S. Garrison.
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today's laugh
"Yes, sir, our household
represents the United Kingdom of Great Britain,"
said the proud father of number one to the rector.
"I am English, my wifes Irish, the nurse is
Scotch and the baby wails."
"The office should seek the man, you know."
"Yes, thats all right," replied the
candidate, "but I gave it plenty of time, and it
seemed bashful."
"Look ereI asks yer
for the last time for that arf-dollar yer owes
me."
"Thank evins!thats the end of a
silly question."
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Dan Bruffett Gone to
California.
Ex-Marshal Dan Bruffett, who was on the
point of moving from Joplin back to Carthage, made a
sudden decision one day last week to go to Los Angeles,
Calif., to locate, having received an offer of some kind
from there. He took his son Wes with him. Mrs. Bruffett
expects to join him in California the latter part of next
month. Walter Bruffett who is a waiter at the Silver Moon
restaurant in this city, also expects to locate in
California with his father.
To Sew for a
Deserving Family.
The ladies interested in the Charity
home will meet this afternoon with Mrs. M. M. James on
East Chestnut St. to sew for a deserving family composed
of a widow and her six children. All who are willing to
assist are cordially invited to be there at 2 p.m.
bringing thimbles and needles.
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Today's Feature
Move to
Adjourn.
The Public Services Committee
met for what is possibly the longest committee
meeting in City history last Monday evening in
Memorial Hall. The meeting was adjourned at 11:50
p.m. after lasting nearly five hours.
The bulk of the time, around
three hours, was spent going over final details
of architectural plans for renovation of a large
part of the Hall. Plans call for complete
remodeling of the basement, the installation of
an elevator, and remodeling of the upstairs
American Legion quarters and new bathrooms. The
front of the building will be restored to more
original condition and the roof will be replaced.
After a short break, the
Committee moved ahead to recommend that a
contract with the Hispanic Soccer League be
accepted if the organization meets various
requirements as do other recreation contractors;
recommended that food vendors be allowed at the
soccer fields in the Myers Park Development;
recommended approval of golf cart advertising;
recommended appropriation of $10,000 to repair
sewer lines at the Civil War Museum; recommended
Art in Heartland be allowed use of the City Hall
rest rooms on May 12; recommended payment for the
Fair Acres Sports Complex softball multipurpose
building, member Jackie Boyer voted no;
recommended accepting a bid from G&G
Construction for the construction of the Park
Department maintenance building; recommended
accepting the lone bid of $27.50 from David
Waller for $27.50.
The Committee then heard staff
reports and a report from Committee Chair Larry
Ross concerning the duties performed by the Park
Department during the month of March.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Made the spring
rounds to assess the winter damage to
the home place the last couple a
days. All in all there hasnt
been too much ground lost from the
projects started last summer. The
biggest problem is the projects are
still there, just waitin on me.
Usually durin
the winter there are a few warm days
to finish up those loose ends that
got postponed. This winter not much
got done to the outside after the
first frost. Spent most of the time
just keepin the inside
tightened up and huddlin by the
fire.
With the daylight
in the evenins now, I suppose
its time ta start workin
out the long list of leftovers and
get to em.
This year its
a lot of little ones. Hopefully as
the days grow shorter next fall, the
list will be shorter too.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click
& Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
My future brother-in-law claims
that its more cost-effective to use your
brakes rather than downshifting. He says this is
true for both hills and normal driving. He argues
that it only costs him a couple hundred dollars
to replace his brakes, while engine overhaul may
cost thousands. Is it more cost-effective to use
your brakes? -Eddy
TOM: It totally depends, Eddy.
"Hills," and "normal driving"
are two completely different situations in this
regard.
RAY: Lets take
"normal driving" first. Its not
the engine that takes the brunt of downshifting.
Its the clutch that takes the punishment.
Think about it. If you shifted up from first gear
to fifth then downshifted all the way back down
again, youd be using your clutch twice as
often, and therefore wearing it out twice as
fast, right? And a clutch can cost hundreds of
dollars.
TOM: So in "normal
driving," it is much better, as your wise
brother-in-law says, to use the brakes to slow
and stop the car.
RAY: On steep down hills,
however, its a completely different story.
And youd be crazy to listen to the advice
your knucklehead future brother-in-law.
TOM: If you overuse your brakes
on long, steep hills, you can cause the brake
fluid to boil. If the brake fluid boils, you can
lose your brakes entirely. And if you check with
your local body shop and emergency room,
theyll confirm that having "no
brakes" is not a very cost-efficient way to
go down a hill.
RAY: So on steep hills,
youre much better off putting the car in a
lower gear and using the natural braking action
of the engine to keep the car at a reasonable
speed.
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