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published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, August 20, 2001 Volume X, Number 45
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Diabetes
Support Group will meet from 4-5 p.m. on Wed., August
22nd in the McCune-Brooks Hospital dining room. This
month Alecia Robinson will speak about the benefits of
the American Diabetes Association.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Fair Acres
Family YMCA is now accepting registrations for Youth Flag
Football (ages 5-12), and Girls Volleyball (5th-8th
grade). League fees are $20 for YMCA members and $30 for
community participants. The deadline for registration is
Sept. 1st. For more info call Jarrod Newcomb or Alicia
Smith at 358-1070.
Did Ya Know?. . .Cats make great
pets. The Carthage Humane Society has kittens 6-weeks to
6-months-old who need homes. If youve lost a pet
call 358-6402 asap.
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today's
laugh
A son at college wrote
his father:
"No mon, no fun, your
son."
The father answered:
"How sad, too bad, your dad."
I go to a restaurant when I want to
rest and rant.
"It is strange that no one has ever been able to
find Captain Kidds treasure."
"Oh, well, Captain Kidd isnt the only man who
has put his money into real estate and couldnt get
it out."
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A
Shirt Waist Picnic.
The Joplin Clover Leaf club enjoyed a
picnic and dance at Lakeside last night. It was intended
as a shirt waist affair and although all the gentlemen
were minus coats, the real genuine shirt waist was not
very much in evidence. This was Joplins first
attempt at launching forth its society young men clothed
in this new (?) garb and the coatless youth seemed to
feel quite out of place. Miss Edith Boss of this city was
among the dancers.
New Suits Filed.
Miller Bros. & Co. sue the Webb
City Baptist college for an alleged unpaid coal bill of
$267.52.
Hine Bros. sue R. V. Van Horn for
$2,137.70 on account.
Amher Flechner has sued her husband,
Conrad, for divorce, alleging abandonment.
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Today's Feature
Marian
Days Police Report.
Police Chief Dennis Veach
reported to the Council last week that the Marian
Days celebration went well from his point of
view.
"From a law enforcement
perspective," said Veach, "it was
almost without incident. As you recall, last year
we had a number of fights and fisticuffs and
issues with Asian gangsters, organized gangs from
various locals. They did not really materialize
this year. A number of them showed up Friday and
Saturday in Joplin, but did not come here.
"We did not have a single
reported incident of violence on the grounds.
"In the same time frame,
we had ten assaults in the City and I think
twelve reports of stealing. No disturbances on
the grounds and two reports of stealing, one that
we resolved.
"Its an amazing
event. Folks who have been here twenty years
thought that perhaps it had gone as smoothly as
it has ever gone.
"We arrested three people
for outstanding warrants and issued fifty-four
parking tickets.
"It went extremely
well."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Police Chief Veach also
praised City employees from all departments
for their assistance durin the Marian
Days Celebration.
Parks, Streets, Fire,
Engineering, and Police all had a hand in
keeping the event moving smoothly.
Assistance from various
other law enforcement agencies also played a
role according the Chief. He said that
Carthage only supplies about a third of the
police personnel required.
Havin fifty or sixty
thousand folks packed into six or eight
square blocks is always a little scary, but
each year it seems to pass without major
incident.
The cost of the police
personnel is split between the City and the
Congregation of the Mother Co-Redemptrix,
organizers of the event.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The
Super Handyman
by Al Carrell & Kelly
Carrell
Dear Al & Kelly: Ive
been working on refinishing a table for a while
now. The biggest problem I had was getting the
sandpaper into the smaller cracks. The abrasive
paper just went to pieces by itself. I tried
putting a credit card inside the folded paper and
had much better luck. The credit card gives the
sandpaper a supportive backing to help it stay
strong while I work it into the cracks. It made
al the difference. My cards are all
"maxed" out anyway, so why not put them
to some better use for a while?
Dear Kelly: Our high-rise
apartment building is convenient to work, but
there are some drawbacks. We have a key for our
door, a key for our elevator, a key for our
parking garage, one for our storage room and
another for the utility area. Its hard to
keep up with all the keys, so we got organized.
The keys are color-coded now, with those plastic
caps they sell at locksmith shops. We got a
different color for each area, and it matches the
walls, floor or something in that area to make it
easy to pick out the right key. It has really
saved us some time and aggravation.
SUPER HINT-If you are tired of
finding powdered shop compounds ruined because of
humidity, try putting them into sealable plastic
bags and then put them back into their boxes.
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