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Friday, August 3, 2001 Volume X, Number 34

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The American Red Cross will hold a Bloodmobile at the United Methodist Church (Fellowship Hall) from 1:30-7 p.m. on Thurs., Aug. 9th and again from 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. on Fri., Aug. 10th. Blood supplies are dangerously low at this time. Help save a life, please give blood.

Did Ya Know?. . .Junior and Senior High School young people can sign-up at the Carthage Public Library’s YPL desk for the M-A-K-O Fly fishing seminar on Saturday, Aug. 18th. Call 237-2040 for details.

Did Ya Know?. . .Cats make great pets. The Carthage Humane Society has two
8-week-old black & white stub tailed males who need homes. If you’ve lost a pet call 358-6402 for more information.

today's laugh

Red: "I’d give a thousand dollars to anyone who would do my worrying for me."

Ted: "You’re on. Where’s the thousand?"

Red: "That’s your first worry."

Today, if you’re not confused, you’re not well informed.

If I were honest, there are a number of red lights that I have driven through.

But on the other hand, I’ve stopped at a lot of green lights that I’ve never gotten credit for.

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

BROKEN AS WELL AS DISLOCATED.

John Carter’s Arm Found to Be More Injured Than at First Supposed.

John Carter’s arm, which was reported dislocated previously, was found to be broken also.

One bone was broken just above the wrist joint and the other was dislocated at the joint. His father, Dr. Carter, and Dr. Post remedied his injuries.

The accident happened in the Carter field adjoining the house at the east edge of town. John had gone to the field on horse-back to carry water to the men. When he was ready to return to the house he attempted to mount his pony from a wagon. Just as he sprang for the pony’s back the animal shied away and John fell to the ground striking his wrist on the end of a single-tree which caused the fracture and dislocation.

  Today's Feature

Golf, Swimming & Park.

The City Council Public Services Committee is scheduled to meet this evening in City Hall at 7 o’clock.

Consideration and discussion of the golf course master plan is at the top of the agenda. The Committee voted at its last meeting to expand the scope of the immediate project from $2.2 million to approximately $2.8 million. Indications so far are that the Committee will recommend some combination of City funds, grant funds and fee increases to finance the project. Some type of bond issue or lease/purchase type of arrangement would be necessary to begin construction.

The largest portion of the proposed improvements would rebuild the back nine holes of the course.

The Committee is also scheduled to discuss the possibility of increasing fees for the Municipal Swimming Pool. The pool went over budget for the second year in a row. Approximately $18,000 was recently transferred to the pool fund to make up for last year’s overrun.

The Committee will also consider renaming Municipal Park.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

I never knew exactly why they call it the "dog days of summer," but I’m certainly aware of what it is.

Poor animal gets all the blame.

Durin’ sports as a kid, the coach always accused players of "doggin’ it." That of course indicated someone who wasn’t puttin’ out a hunderd percent.

The most famous reference to the k-9 in recent times I suppose is the "Three Dog Night." I understand that is in reference to a night so cold ya gotta sleep with three dogs to keep warm. Comforting thought.

‘Course Mark Twain’s statement about someone referrin’ to Twain’s k-9 ancestry on his mother’s side of the family has been around a while.

I suppose bein’ man’s best friend isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

The Super Handyman

Dear Al & Kelly: I finally found a safe way to oil and protect my cutting board. First you melt down some paraffin wax. To 1 part of wax, add 10 parts of plain mineral oil. Mix this up and rub it into your cutting board. It is perfectly safe to work on and the mixture does a great job of protecting your cutting board surface. - T. J.

Always be very careful when melting paraffin wax when using an open flame. It’s best to use an old pan on a hot plate outside, if possible. We like just mineral oil alone.

Q: We have a ceiling fan that was supposed to have a motor that should never need oiling. Now it’s making a noise that sounds like it needs oil. There are no oiler caps or holes on the unit. What should we do? - D. L.

A: Some such motors have a feltlike pad that was prelubricated at the factory. After a while it may have dried out some. It certainly won’t hurt to squirt some oil in around where the shaft enters the motor. The noise may be from something else, but if not, this should help. You may have to repeat this from time to time.

Super Hint - When you are working alone and need to nail up a long piece of lumber, try using a glue gun or some tape to hold the wood where your absent helper would be.

Super Hint - Drilling in metal is tough and you really have to be careful about the metal splinters. Always wear goggles and gloves and, even though it’s tempting, never try to blow the splinters away. Use a magnet to pick them up and then discard them in the trashcan.

   

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