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Tuesday, February 13, 2001 Volume IX, Number 167
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .February 14th, 2001, is the target date to
join Main Street Carthage, Inc. Become a "Main
Street Sweetheart" by calling Beth Simmons at
358-4974 or by stopping by the office, 335 S. Main.
Did Ya Know?. . .The GFWC
Womens Service League will host a Mardi Gras Dance
& Dinner on Feb. 24th at the Precious Moments
Convention Center. All proceeds are donated to the
Community Clinic of Carthage. Cajun Shrimp Boil Dinner
will be served from 6:30-8:30 and Chubby Carrier &
the Bayou Swamp Band will provide music from 9:00-12:00.
Advanced tickets are $20, and $25 at the door. For more
info call Nancy Sanders at 358-3560 or Gloria Gubser at
358-6886.
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today's laugh
When you go in a restaurant always ask
for a table thats near a waiter.
My brother has a gold medal for running
five miles, and one for ten miles; a silver medal for
swimming; two cups for wrestling, and badges for boxing
and rowing!"
"He must be a wonderful athlete."
"Hes no athlete at all. He runs a pawn
shop."
"Are you looking good?"
She (coyly): "Ive been told so."
"Well, go down on the campus and see if you can find
the pen I lost."
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
That Drill Is In
Joplin.
The Joplin Globe this morning gets off
the following under the head of "Where is that
Drill?":
"Some time last year a great deal
of curiosity was aroused as well as lively expectations
of a decided innovation in the work of sinking shafts by
the announcement that an important attachment had been
patented by a Carthage inventor for a drill that would
drill a hole at least 24 inches in diameter with the same
ease that the ordinary prospect drill now in use will
drill a hole from 4 to 8 inches. The new drill looks as
if it would be a success, and some well known drill men
became interested in its manufacture, but from the
results so far it has not achieved much more notoriety
than the wonderful printing press invented by a Carthage
genius. It is to be hope that the inventor, Jake Barker,
is still progressing."
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Today's Feature
July
4th Plans.
The proposed budget for the
City July Fourth celebration is $46,350 according
to a document supplied to City Council members
for this evenings regular meeting.
The City budget includes
approximately $37,000 for the project with the
remainder of the funds to be generated by user
fees and contributions from various businesses
and organizations.
The proposed budget includes
the following funds and activities.
The City will absorb the
$20,000 for the fireworks display. This is the
same amount that was spent last year.
Approximately $1,500 will spent
for various expenses to accommodate vendors for
the day. The lease of space for these vendors is
expected to generate approximately $4,000. A
total of $3,000 is expected to be generated by
various childrens games and activities. The
cost for these projects is estimated to be
$1,500. The 5K run is projected to actually
generate as much or more income as the projected
$700 cost.
Publicity is expected to cost
$13,000, stage and sound equipment, $1,500,
publicity assistance, $3,000.
Commentary
Martin
"Bubs" Hohulin
State Representative, District 126
Although it
seems that things are going slow and unexciting
in Jefferson City, there is actually quite a bit
happening. There were three special elections to
fill vacant Senate seats and two of them were won
by republicans. That may not seem all that
earthshaking, except that those two wins gave the
republicans majority control of the Senate for
the first time in over 50 years.
Two of the Senators were House
members, so that in turn created 2 vacancies in
the House. Hopefully, Gov. Holden will call for
special elections to fill those as soon as
possible. Usually that is the case, but a few
years ago, when a republican House member died,
Gov. Carnahan refused to call a special election
so that we would be one member short on all the
votes. As a result, that district went without
representation for almost two years. Hopefully,
that wont be the case this time around.
Conventional wisdom holds that one of those seats
will stay republican and the other will stay
democrat.
With the split control of the
Legislature, that should slow down the rush to
raise taxes and spending. Work has begun on the
State budget after receiving Gov. Holdens
proposed budget. Much talk is centering around
the supposed budget crisis. We keep
hearing we have a $300 million shortfall and that
constitutes a crisis. First of all, $300 million
is less than 2% of the total budget. In no way,
shape, or form does that meet the definition of a
crisis. Gov. Holden has proposed using the
tobacco settlement money to make up the
shortfall. That is a terrible idea. If, and I
emphasize the word if, we are short of money, the
worst thing we could do is make up the difference
from an unreliable source. The lawsuit was
originally brought to fund smoking education
programs and reimbursements for smoking related
expenses. Actually, the lawsuit was brought as a
way to scam money from a legal industry, but for
the purposes of this column we will go along with
the politically correct version. Putting the
money into the General Fund would just add to the
problem. The only answer is to spend less money.
The budget has grown by over $1 billion per year
for the last eight years.
That brings up another point.
Gov. Holdens budget contains a $2 billion
increase in spending. If we are so short, why are
we spending an additional $2 billion that we
dont have? I am no rocket scientist, but
those numbers and that logic doesnt add up.
It is an interesting start to the Session and
should get more interesting from here.
As usual, I can be reached at
House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City,
MO 65101, or 1-800-878-7126, or
mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions,
comments, or advice.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Had a friend who
wanted to invest in a business. His
idea was to create the perfect system
where there werent any
decisions to be made and therefore
all that was necessary was "warm
bodies" to carry out the routine
tasks.
Now such a system
may be possible, but my friend soon
discovered in the venture he got
involved in could not be made that
simple.
Any venture needs a
set of basic guidelines, or policy,
to guide the routine. The problem is
that there are always situations that
come along that werent planned
or opportunities that werent
foreseen.
Sometimes even
movin in the wrong direction is
better than sittin still.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Health Notes
Health & Nutrition by
Judith Sheldon
IF THE SHOE
FITS, wear it. Properly fitting shoes can be more
than just comfortable; they may help you avoid
serious foot problems including, for diabetics
and others with circulation conditions,
amputations of toes or feet. As a matter of fact,
former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop says that
if more people wore properly fitted shoes,
wed see a large drop in the number of
diabetic amputations that occur far too often
among the elderly, among others. Good fit also
means fewer corns, calluses, bunions, hammertoes,
or other painful foot deformities.
The American Academy of
Orthopedic Surgeons cautions women not to wear
heels higher than 2 1/4 inches. Heels higher than
this can cause all the aforesaid foot problems,
plus ankle problems. Also avoid pointed toe
shoes, which force your toes into an unnatural
position.
For children, the shoe should
fit immediately. No child should be expected to
grow into his or her shoes, or "break
in" the shoes. For toddlers, avoid heavy
rubber soles that can stick to a surface and
cause the child to fall. Also, have both your
childrens feet measured, since differences
between feet are common.
Babies and crawling infants do
not need shoes. Provide them, instead, with socks
or booties to keep their feet warm.
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