today's laugh
A cameraman is asked how he has
remained just a cameraman after so many years. He
explains, "When you start a picture, there are all
kinds of meetings. One day I was so sick of going, I got
a monkey, put some of my clothes on him, and let him go
to the meeting. Now that monkey is running a studio, and
Im still a cameraman."
Employer: How long did you work at your
other job?
Job Seeker: Fifty-five years.
Employer: How old are you?
Job Seeker: Forty-five.
Employer: How could you work 55 years when you are only
45 years old?
Job Seeker: Overtime.
Mental Block: a street on which several
psychiatrists live.
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
The Engine Whistled.
While E. Knell, Fred Knell an Otto
Grigg were driving to town last night, an engine whistled
suddenly underneath the Oak street bridge as they were
passing over and scared the horse, which ran away down
hill, broke the harness, and was more or less skinned up.
A Plain Drunk.
A journeyman printer in town for a day
or two was arrested drunk yesterday and pleaded guilty in
police court this morning. His fine was placed at $8.50,
including costs, and as he had only 5¢ on his person he
is laying out the fine.
Walter Woodford and Al Farmer spent
this morning west of town hunting. They found rabbits
plentiful but quail were not so numerous. They killed
some of both, however.
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Today's Feature
Park
Windfall.
The City Council Public
Services Committee was informed during their
regular meeting this week that approximately
$16,000 remains in the civic enhancement fund
carried over from the Parks Department. When the
Parks and Recreation Board was dissolved the
Parks Department was moved under the direct
supervision of the City. After accounts were
moved onto the Citys books the Parks
enhancement fund remained intact, but unnoticed
until auditors advised that the account be closed
as the City also has a civic enhancement fund.
Most of the funds in both the City and the Park
Department enhancement accounts have been
donated.
Suggestions for possible use of
the funds are using approximately $10,000 to
install a recirculation pump system in the
Central Park fish pond, using approximately
$5,000 for fencing at Griggs Park and the
remainder for small projects at Carter Park.
The Council Finance/Personnel
Committee has expressed concern last fall about
the high water bills being charged to Central
Park. The fish pond fountain currently flows
water and excess goes directly to the sewer.
Opening
Reception Tonight for Joplin Photographer Bill
Perry.
by Robin Putnam, artCentral
Hurray for no snow !! It was
fun for a while but enough is enough. Who would
have thought we would be cleaning up ankle deep
leaves in January ??!! This last cold spell was
enough to make those last leaves fall. Hopefully
the wind will pick up and clear out this whole
yard !!
Tonight is the opening
reception for Joplin artist Bill Perry. He is
exhibiting his latest photographs from his
travels to exotic places. This shows pieces
are of the Masai tribe in Africa, Italy, the
Imperial Sand Dunes in California and rumor has
it there are photos of Car-thages own Brent
Irwin and his gorgeous horse.
Bill is very much the
professional. He develops and prints all his
pieces. Its a special process called silver
gelatin. Some of the photos are black and white
and some are sepia, which is a redish brown hue.
Were sure youll find something
awesome, even inspiring in these quiet looks at
other places and other lives.
As usual the evenings
festivities start at 6 and go until 8. We are
serving fabulous foods such as grilled, lemon
pepper salmon with chive cream, baby new potatoes
stuffed with bleu cheese and bacon and the most
heavenly sauteed mush-rooms !! And of course a
variety of beverages.
Everyone is invited and well
behaved children are always welcome. We hope
youll join us tonight !!
Right now in our Members
Gallery we have two pastels, two Butcher prints,
a few oil paintings and a limestone sculpture of
a horses head as well as two print racks
full of original drawings and a few prints. All
of these are for sale at very reasonable prices
..........check it out !!
More.........next week.
358-4404. 1110 E 13th & www.
ozarkartistscolony.com
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Happened by the
Street Maintenance Barn the other
day. The roll up doors were
bein installed and looks like
the buildin will be completed
any day. Just in time for the next
big snow storm.
The size and layout
is a vast improvement over the
1950s metal buildin that
has been used for all these years.
The fact that their
is no longer a wood burnin
stove used for heat has proved to be
a benefit to the local residents.
Quite a few folks took advantage of
the $25 a rick firewood the City was
sellin out at the landfill. A
good chunk of that was used by the
Street Department in the past.
Im
assumin there is still wood
available, ya might want to stock up
for the next blast a cold air.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Natural Nutrition
by Mari An Willis
I am concerned
for the future and the quality of herbal products
which are now bombarding the shelves of any
retail outlet from lumber stores to gas stations
and even to a laundromat. Why? We all know the
answer and that is $$$. Believe me, this industry
was nothing like it is now. When I started out
over 20 years ago, we were oddballs. Persistent
and stubborn with our message as the Missouri
mule! Quality was an issue then as now, but as we
struggled along we knew that it was only those
who believed in the usage of herbs and food
supplements who were willing to bite the
financial bullet and continue along the path,
educating as we went along. NOW, I am bombarded
daily with companies who have the newest and the
best with no history and lots of attitude.
In 1994 when we were working
hard to help with the passage of the Dietary
Supplement Health Education Act which would allow
us to keep access to herbs and supplements
without prescriptions, we did not see this
coming. The influx of inferior products and mass
marketed products with some misinformation or
lots of hype has diluted the integrity of the
message.
Let me make it clear. I am in
favor of people making a good living. I am in
favor of quality herbal products and an informed
public and ones right to choose, but I have never
been as close to a situation where I see
potential for a huge fall of a way of life. I
compare it to the buy-out of small farmers by
huge corporate farmers who have presented us with
some major health challenges through the desire
to produce bigger, better for less, and eliminate
US from the picture except as consumers.
Maybe it is just my personality
type, but I certainly like to know who I deal
with and that we have common goals (if possible).
I know that is what drives me to live in a small
town with an environment of individual
expressions. I am for personal involvement based
on knowledge. I do know when making our choices
we must stay awake, not letting mass media be the
driving force in our decision making processes.
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