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Thursday, January 18, 2001 Volume IX, Number 149
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . ."Herbal
Supplements for Diabetes: The Facts," will be
discussed by Dr. Mike Oberzan, Director of McCune-Brooks,
from 4-5 p.m. on Wednesday, January 24th, 2001, in the
dining room of the McCune-Brooks Hospital. Snacks,
recipes and handouts will be provided.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
High School class of 1971 is having an organizational
meeting for the thirty-year class reunion at 7:00 p.m. on
Wednesday, Jan. 31st, at St. Lukes Nursing Home.
All 1971 graduates are encouraged to attend. For more
information contact Trisha Burgi at 358-4995 or Cobb
Young at 623-4000.
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today's laugh
I didnt know where to go, so I
just asked for a ticket to where my luggage was going.
If people on Jeopardy are so
smart, then why cant they write their names better?
Todd Glass
Yesterday I was walking down the street
wearing my eyeglasses and all of a sudden my prescription
ran out.
Steven Wright
A journey of a thousand miles begins
with a delay of about three hours.
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Fisherman Have a
Mishap.
Galen Chitwood and Henry Clark of Carl
Junction started on a fishing expedition a few days ago,
expecting to float from the mouth of Center creek a
considerable distance down Spring river, but had not gone
far till Mr. Chitwoods boat caught on a part of an
old dam at the Boston mills and upset. To save anything
was impossible, two guns, 1,700 loaded shells, a jug of
"bait" and a lot of camp equipment went to the
bottom to rise no more, and as Mr. Chitwood was
floundering in the water a purse containing $70 washed
out of his pocket and floated down stream. Fortunately,
this was rescued.
W. G. Carothers of Fairfield, Ill., who
has been here to attend the Manley-Baker wedding, left
this morning for home. He was accompanied to St. Louis by
A. H. Baker, who is on a business trip to that place and
Louisville, Ky.
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Today's Feature
Maintenance
Code Continued.
The City Council Chambers in
City Hall were filled to near capacity Tuesday
evening for the continuing discussion by the
Public Works Committee concerning the proposed
adoption of the updated Building Maintenance
Code.
Public Works Committee chair
Bill Fortune determined after some discussion
that presentations scheduled by the Engineering
Department and the property owners request
for equal time for their presentation required
that an additional meeting would be required. The
consensus of the Committee and the property
owners was that the Engineering Department
present their information at Tuesdays
meeting with the property owners to present their
case at the meeting scheduled for February 6 at
6:30 p.m.
Director of Engineering Joe
Butler displayed a number of slides depicting
structures that were in various states of
disrepair.
"You know who owns that
one," came a voice from audience in the
darkened room.
Committee member Lujene Clark
argued that the existing code should be made more
enforceable rather than adopt the updated
version.
Carthage Area
United Way
To Hold Award Luncheon.
news release
The Carthage Area United Way
will hold its Annual Meeting and Awards Luncheon
at noon, Thursday, January 25, at the Leggett
& Platt Cornell Conference Center, Carthage.
The meeting will conclude a
successful campaign, reaching the goal of
$250,000, with a few companies still completing
their fundraiser campaigns.
Volunteers who helped make the
campaign a success will be recognized, with
awards presented to the companies reaching
specific levels of giving.
Carthage Area United Way
agencies supported by the campaign are the
American Red Cross, Southwest Missouri Chapter;
Boy Scouts of America; Ozark Trails Council;
Carthage Crisis Center; Carthage Crosslines
Ministry; Carthage Development Center;
Childrens Mercy Hospital; Citizens
Advisory Board to Probation and Parole; Family
Literacy Council; Girl Scout Council of the Ozark
Area; Jasper County 4-H; Lafayette House;
Medi-Aid, Inc.; Missouri Special Olympics; Ozark
Camp Quality; The Salvation Army; Southwest
Missouri Arthritis Association, Inc.; and
Sunshine Home, Inc.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The meeting of the
property owners with the City seemed
to stay within bounds of bein
respectable, but the tension seems ta
be buildin as a decision
approaches.
The meetin
bein held at 6:30 rather than 4
seems to have increased the number of
folks bein able to get to the
meetin.
The tension
isnt just tween the
Committee and the attendees, a
few remarks tween Committee
members were gettin a little
edge to em also.
It appears that
some of the contention is over what
constitutes a threat to health and
welfare and what is just lookin
a little rough. The other sore spot
is the system of bein what they
call complaint driven. A structure
isnt inspected unless someone
complains. Another meetin and
hopefully some remedy.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
I went to the doctors
office the other day. I parked my 91 Jeep
Cherokee on the street. When I got done, the car
would crank but it wouldnt start. The
gas-gauge needle had dropped off the dial, and
the "low fuel" light was on. I noticed
that there were four or five homeless-looking
people on the block. One of them came up and
offered to help me. Figuring why not, I let the
guy try a few things. After playing with several
different things under the car, he got the car
started.
Next came his pitch: "If
you took this to the dealer, theyd want to
replace your computer and charge you lots of
dough. But Id be happy with $35 for helping
out." The smallest bill I had was a $5,
which I gave him. I told him hed
volunteered to help and couldnt expect to
be paid. I think this was a scam. My question is,
without having access to the interior or the
engine compartment, how did he disable my car so
he could "help me" start it again? -
Ted
RAY: Geez, Ted. Youve got
some very clever homeless people in your town.
TOM: Ill tell you exactly
what he did. He crawled under the car, and
unplugged the electrical harness that powers the
fuel pump.
RAY: And by unplugging it, he
killed the electric fuel pump, which prevented
the car from starting, And since that same
harness powers the gas gauge sending unit, your
gas gauge also registered empty.
TOM: Then, when he saw you
cranking away, he crawled back under the car,
plugged the harness back in, and voila!
Everything was fine again.
RAY: So it is a scam. And a lot
of cars have external harnesses and are
vulnerable to this kind of thing.
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