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Thursday, January 4, 2001 Volume IX, Number 139
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .On Saturday, January 6th, the Friends of
the Carthage Public Library will hold their monthly
Saturday used book sale in the Library Annex at 510 S.
Garrison Ave., from 8 a.m. until noon.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Powers
Museum will be closed during January and February. Anyone
needing information from the museums library and
archives during this shutdown period may call
417-358-2667 or email info@powersmuseum.com to make an
appointment with the museums curator. The museum
will re-open on March 2, 2001.
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today's laugh
Ah, I see you have a dog. I thought you
didnt like dogs.
Well, I dont. But I picked up a lot of dog soap at
a bargain sale, so I had to get a dog.
My wife and I were in the country a few
weeks ago. We were standing in front of a wishing well,
and she fell in. I never dreamed those things worked.
What was you running up the street for
this morning?
I was running to stop a fight.
Who was fighting?
Me and another fellow.
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
The Cow Never Came
Back.
The disappearance of R. J.
Wrights fine Jersey cow continues to be as much of
a mystery as it was the next morning after her
disappearance a month ago. She had been sent to Mrs.
Wright as a present from her mother only a few days
before. Quarters were secured for her at Leiss &
Frys barn one afternoon. Next morning she was gone.
Her stall door was open but the lot gate was closed and
securely fastened and it was not believed that she could
have gotten away without outside assistance. She never
returned to her former home and diligent search has
failed to reveal the faintest trace of her from that day
to this. All hope of ever recovering her is abandoned.
Harry Putnams sickness developed
into pnuemonia last night and the party planned for his
friends was declared off yesterday afternoon.
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Today's Feature
Back to the Drawing
Board.
The City Council Public Works
Committee voted unanimously Tuesday afternoon to
reject all bids submitted for the proposed street
improvements to expand a stretch of Airport Drive
just west of Grand to three lanes and the
construction of Hornback Avenue.
The low bids of approximately
$180,000 for the project were not only above the
$120,000 budgeted for the job, but an additional
$30,000 may be needed to cover a portion of the
drainage ditch on Airport Drive. With some
adjustments, a total of $200,000 is now estimated
to be the eventual cost. Southwest Missouri Bank
has committed $75,000 toward the project but that
amount was included in the original budgeted
amount.
The rejection of bids was
mainly caused by the fact that the drainage ditch
improvements were not included in the bid specs.
The Committee felt it was unfair to award the bid
and then negotiate for the additional work.
The Committee postponed
discussion of the Building Maintenance Code at
the request of property owners in attendance.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The subject of the
City policy of hirin an outside
firm to act as City Engineer was
raised again at the Public Works
Committee meetin. Committee
member Lujene Clark questioned
whether it is wise for the same firm
to work both sides of the street.
In this case
Tri-State Engineering, which is the
City engineerin contractor,
also is the firm hired by SMB to
engineer their site bein
developed on Airport Drive and Grand.
Clark was quick to point out she was
not critical of Tri-State, just the
situation.
The Citys
three-year contract with Tri-State is
comin up for renewal this
spring. Currently the City pays for a
set amount of hours that comes to
about $60,000 a year. Tri-State rents
an office from the City in the
Engineerin buildin and
keeps it staffed. No doubt more
discussion to follow.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
I am currently stationed on
Suwon R.O.K. Airbase, Korea. I purchased a
beater, or "hoopdee," as many of us in
the military do. It ran great for two and a half
months, until a lieutenant borrowed my car.
When he returned it ran on only
two cylinders. I immediately changed the spark
plugs, wires, distributor cap and rotor, all to
no avail. The car does not overheat, so I did not
suspect a blown head gasket. All the spark plugs
fire, but it still only runs on cylinders one and
four.
I drove it to Osan Airbase car
care center, and they say that it needs a head
and valve job. The car is a 1986 Chrysler LeBaron
turbo. Please give me some advice-Dan (Captain,
U.S. Army)
RAY: I advise you not to lend
your car to anymore of those lowly lieutenants,
Dan.
TOM: When you have two adjacent
cylinders (two and three) that arent
firing, that almost always means that the head
gasket has been blown between those two
cylinders. Thats a classic symptom.
RAY: So you probably need a
head gasket, and you need to have the head
machined. And thats not cheap. How much is
it?
TOM: Well, it depends. Are you
paying in South Korean won or U.S. dollars?
RAY: In U.S. dollars it would
cost you between $500 and $1,000 retail.
TOM: But you dont have to
pay retail, Dan. Remember, youre a captain!
So Id pull rank on the guy who borrowed
your car. Tell Lieutenant Leadfoot that once he
finishes latrine duty, he can start practicing
his head-gasket-changing-skills... "on that
86 LeBaron, soldier!"
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