today's laugh
Railroad Agent-"Heres
another farmer who is suing us on acount of his
cows."
Official-"One of our trains killed them, I
suppose?"
Agent-"No, he claims our trains go by so slow that
the passengers lean out the windows and milk the cows
when they go by."
"I guess Ill hit the
hay," said the farmer, as he slipped off the barn.
Another, who may be said to have his
ups and downs is the unfortunate chap who happens to get
an aisle seat at a movie.
"Are you the celbrated lion
tamer?"
"No, I only comb the lions and clean their
teeth."
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Shotgun Accident on
Spring River.
Dwight Kellogg, the 14-year-old son of
G. C. Kellogg, of James hill in the southeast part of
town, met with a fearful accident at 9 oclock this
morning that will cause him to go through life minus one
hand.
In company with John McCrillis, Jr.,
Calvin Meehan and Fred Hutchinson he started at 8
oclock this morning to go up Spring river to
McDaniels mill in a boat. They only had one pair of
oars and took turns in the labor of propelling the heavy
craft against the current. At the old rock dam, about
three miles up the stream, the current was too strong for
them, and they climbed out to pull it over the riffle. It
was raining by that time, and they had thrown a quilt
over the shotguns, which were lying in the bottom of the
boat. One corner of the quilt lay over the bow, and
Dwight, who was wading alongside, caught hold of it and
gave it a pull. His shotgun had been carelessly thrown
down at full cock, and the cover somehow caught the
trigger and a heavy charge of No. 4 shot tore its way
through the unfortunate lads left wrist. He
staggered a little, but made no outcry.
"Boys," he said quietly,
"my hand is shot off." The blood poured in a
stream from the severed arteries, and the boys tied
handkerchiefs around it and dipped it in the cold water.
The cruel shot so lacerated the blood vessels, however,
that the hemorrhage soon stopped of its own accord, which
fact saved the boys life.
They started at once for the McDaniel
farm house, nearly three quarters of a mile away. They
went "across lots," over plowed ground and
through wire fences, the wounded boy faint but determined
not to give up. At the big house a buggy was procured and
they drove quickly to town, going direct to Dr. V. L.
Chesters office. Here Drs. C. B. Taylor and E. F.
Gould were summoned and an amputation performed, taking
the shattered member off a couple of inches above the
wrist joint.
The charge had blown a great hole
through the wrist just above the joint, over an inch in
diameter, shattering all the bones and ligaments so that
the hand merely hung by a couple of strips of flesh and
skin. About a dozen of the shot were slightly deflected
from their course and embedded themselves in the fleshy
part of his right arm, but it is not thought that their
effect will be very serious.
The lads sister, Miss Janet
Kellogg, was with him during the operation, and his
father, who is at Cameron, Mo., has been telegraphed for.
Dwight is a very bright and popular boy and has a host of
friends who will deeply sympathize with him in his great
misfortune.
Fred Hutchinson Also
Wounded.
Fred Hutchinson was also within range
of the charge and received about a dozen shot in his
chest. One of them struck right over his heart and had it
not been deflected by a rib would have almost certainly
caused his death. Dr. Wise is attending him this
afternoon, but does not consider his case serious.
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Today's Feature
Street Building
Extension.
The City Council Public Works
Committee voted Tuesday afternoon to recommend an
extension of time for completion of the Street
Department maintenance building. The building was
supposed to be completed by January 2. The
proposed change order would move that date to
January 15 without penalty.
Street Commissioner Tom Shelley
told the Committee that the hold up is the large
doors at each end of the structure. The doors
were expected in mid December. As soon as they
arrive work will resume. Shelley said the lack of
covered working space made the recent snow
removal efforts more difficult.
"Its been a long
month," said Shelley.
Materials used during December
to deice streets have been replaced and Shelley
says that unless there is another major snow
storm the stockpile should last through the
winter.
Expenditures for the storm
included nearly 400 hours of overtime, $1,800 for
rock salt, and $2,500 for calcium chloride.
Because of the time committed
to the storm, there were few expenditures for
typical repairs to the street system.
Our 2001
Exhibit Calendar.
by Robin Putnam, artCentral
We wish everyone a wonderful
and prosperous new year !! Here is a quick run
down of our events for 2001. We could call this
next year 2001 an art odyssey ..........Ha!!!
January 12 - February 17, Bill
Perry, Joplin, will exhibit his latest black and
white photographs. He has traveled the world
taking photos of exotic places and people.
March 2 - April 6, Debbie
Reed and Sam Lewis, both Joplin, will combine
their talents to bring you an exhibit of
Debbies newest watercolors and Sams
latest and unique ceramic pieces.
April 20-May 26, Spring
River Artists will return with a group show
featuring the new works of Helen Kunze and Linda
Simpson, Carthage, Kim Kissel, Trisha
Courtney, Margaret Roach-Wheeler, Nancy Kissel
Clark and Randy Wright, Joplin and Kit Tuck,
Lamar.
June 8-July 14, Our
annual Membership Show featuring the work of our
talented members. Look for about 30 artists and
mediums including, clay, watercolor, stone and
metal sculpture, oil, acrylic, B & W
photography, etchings and jewelry.
July 23-August 4, artCamp
2001 - 12 days of fun and art. Classes include
weaving, print making, cartooning, copper relief,
clay, mosaic tile, writing and
illustration...just to name a few !! For kids
8-14.
July 28-August 31, Paula
Giltner and Donna Still, Joplin, will combine
their 2 and 3 dimensional works including
watercolors, pen & ink drawings, hand made
paper and ceramics in their first artCentral
exhibit.
September 7-October 12, Karolee
Blancahrd, Joplin, will exhibit her oil
paintings. She is also a first time exhibitor
with us.
October 26-November 30, Joe
Leiter, Carthage, will return for his second
showing. He has developed a new style and
is eager to show us.
Dec. 7-January 11, 2002, A
group exhibit featuring the works of Penny
Wilkinson, Carl Junction, Perry Fleming and Bill
Snow, Carthage and Jorge Leyva, Joplin.
It looks to be a very busy and
exciting year !! We hope youll find the
time to come by and see whats happening.
More.........next week.
358-4404. 1110 E 13th & www.
ozarkartistscolony.com under organizations.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Dry streets are
makin it a little more
hazardous to be drivin.
Part of the problem
is ya see a car a block away and ya
dont have three or four minutes
to get movin. Folks quickly get
outa the habit of lookin out
for the other guy when the ice melts
off. Its back to "this is
my street and ya better stay
clear" attitude.
The fact that you
can actually stop if ya need too also
adds to the problem. If you can stop,
you can also go. Feel the tires bite
the dry pavement and get that secure
feelin of control.
Course ya
wouldnt want folks drivin
round like there was ice on the
road all the time. It just takes a
few days ta get used to seein
vehicles dartin here and there.
The squealin of tires never
sounded so good.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Natural Nutrition
by Mari An WIllis
Oh yea!!! I am excited to see
so much sun and earth at the same time. Almost
makes me lightheaded enough to run out and start
planting flowers. On the downside, dont let
it fool you into thinking that it is too warm as
we always see more flu and colds after a brief
warm spell.
Supplements one may try when
suffering from diarrhea may include:
A. Food-grade clay, 1 tsp. with
a glass of water absorbs & binds wastes in
the intestines, thereby helping stop an attack of
diarrhea. Clay is the active ingredient in some
over the counter diarrhea remedies and is
available in bulk to be mixed with water.
B. If diarrhea hits be sure to
guard against the loss of your electrolyte
minerals such as potassium & sodium. These
are easily attainable in an effervescent beverage
along with Vit. C. Simply empty the pkg. into
water and drink. Also good as a preventative
measure.
C. Acidophilous and the other
natural floras in the stomach and bowel. These
may be taken in powdered form, liquid or capsules
or even chewables...the potency will depend on
the amount of problem as it helps to reestablish
a healthy balance to the intestinal flora.
D. Eating yogurt with live
cultures and no sugar is an easy way to go if it
is consumed on a daily basis and the upset to the
system has not been too severe. One needs the
equivalent of approx. 3 tsp. a day according to
many natural health experts.
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