Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Public Library will now open at 9 a.m., Monday through Saturday. Did Ya Know?. . .The Powers Museum will be closed during January and February. Anyone needing information from the museums library and archives during this shutdown period may call 417-358-2667 or email info@powersmuseum.com to make an appointment with the museums curator. The museum will re-open on March 2, 2001.
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A duffer took three swings with his
driver, missed, and finally hit the ball about ten feet
from the tee. Turning around, he happened to see a man
watching and said, "Hey, only golfers are allowed on
the course." I finally found out what basketball players do during the off-season. They go to the movies and sit in front of me. Two men robbed a bank and ran out to escape. But they were caught right away. While they were inside robbing the bank, the bank had repossessed their car. "Whats the name of your
bank?"
Colt Objected to Being Crated. J. W. Boss, of Avilla, brought a fine colt to town yesterday to ship by express to his brother, a railroad man at Paris, Texas. To make this possible the colt was crated and hauled to the train by Agent Andrea of the Wells Fargo. About this stage of the game, however, the colt asserted his objections to proceedings by kicking. His protests were more effective than the ordinary "kick" and he was soon free of his crate. Shipment on that train was abandoned, and the colt was held until last night, when it was loaded loose into the express car, tied by a halter in one end and sent on to Texas enjoying more or less freedom. Chocolate and wafers will be served for 10¢ at the Kings Daughters handkerchief sale next Monday at Miss Flora Lieters. Open at 1 oclock.
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