today's laugh
Two men are sitting on a bench at the
shore. One says, "Im so grateful I have all my
faculties. Take hearing, for example. Im
eighty-two, and I can hear the birds in the morning, the
breeze in the trees. I can hear a pin drop fifty feet
away. I can even hear my watch tick."
The other man says, "What kind is it?"
The first man says, "Eleven-thirty."
"Can you telephone from an
airplane?"
"Sure, anybody can tell a phone from an
airplane."
I just found a machine that could do
half my work for me. I bought two.
They now make a battery-operated
battery. But the batteries arent included.
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Business Block Sold.
A deal was consummated this afternoon
by which Mr. and Mrs. Joseph F. Boyd purchased from Mrs.
Helen T. Bartlett, what is known as the Bartlett block,
and the property occupied by Wm. Weesners
"Fair Store." The purchased property is located
on the east side of South Main at the southwest corner of
the square, fronting twenty-five feet on the south side
of the square and extending south to Fifth street. The
trade has been under consideration for two or three days,
conducted entirely by W. N. Wharton, who represented Mrs.
Bartlett. The consideration was $11,000.
Mr. Boyd moved here a few months ago
from Joplin where he had been engaged in the mining
business for twelve or fifteen years. He is still so
engaged. He states that he expects to build on the lot
within two or three years, replacing the present
buildings with a two story brick structure.
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Today's Feature
Vote on Lodging Tax
Election.
The City Council is scheduled
to vote at this evenings regular meeting on
Council bill 00-105 calling for an election April
3rd to ask for an increase in the lodging tax
from 2% to 4%. The current tax generates
approximately $60,000 a year and is earmarked for
the promotion of tourism. The tax is collected
for overnight stays in motels and bed and
breakfasts in the City.
The Council will hear the first
reading of a Council bill to expand the hours
allowed to sell packaged liquor on Sundays by an
hour. The State allows Sunday sales from 11 a.m.
until midnight. The City currently allows sales
from 1 p.m. until midnight and the proposed
change would allow sales beginning at noon.
Also on the agenda is a change
order extending the completion date for the
Street Department Maintenance Building, a request
from the Public Services Committee for the
approval of Bank Requisition No. 20 in the amount
of $30,624.90 for the Fair Acres Expansion
project, and the first reading of Council bill
01-01 authorizing an agreement with Midwest Fibre
Sales for recycling containers.
Commentary
Martin
"Bubs" Hohulin
State Representative, District 126
Depending on your
interpretation of the calender, this week we
either started the first Legislative Session or
the second Legislative Session of the new
millenium.
All in all, it was pretty
uneventful. There had been some rumors that Rep.
Jim Kreider (D-Nixa) didnt have the votes
to be elected Speaker, but in the end, he was
elected with all democrats voting for him and all
republicans voting for Rep. Catherine Hannaway
(R-Warson Woods). As they have been for the last
48 years, democrats are the majority party in the
House of Representatives. This year the margin is
87-76. Last year it was 86-76 with one
independent. That changed when the independent
switched to the democrat party. That was
particularly galling due to the fact that many
republicans had contributed to his campaign and
helped him get elected when he ran as an
independent against a democrat several years ago.
Rules are currently being
negotiated between the two parties that will lay
the groundwork for this, as well as the next,
Session. This is very important as it affects
committee assignments, floor debate, which bills
will be allowed to be voted on, etc. In the past,
the rules have been construed to shut out any
republican involvement. This was especially true
under the leadership of Speakers Bob Griffin and
Steve Gaw. It will be interesting to see if
Speaker Kreider is willing to open the process
up, or close it down even further.
Speaking of Bob Griffin, one of
the last things President Clinton has done before
he leaves office is pardon him and release him
from federal prison. You remember that he was
sentenced to prison for taking bribes from
special interest groups. It is fitting that a man
of President Clintons low integrity would
take a final shot at Missouris citizens by
releasing a man from prison that had done more
harm to them than any politician in history. Oh
well, birds of a feather and however that saying
goes.
As usual, I can be reached at
House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City,
MO 65101, or 1-800-878-7126, or
mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions,
comments, or advice.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The remainin
snow makes it easy ta spot the shady
side of the street. Its odd ta
see the various patterns of unmelted
white in spots youd figure get
plenty of sunlight. With the sun
ridin low, shadows occur in odd
spots. One side of the street dry and
the other still piled up along the
curb.
I suppose it all
evens out. The folks that get the
shade in the hot summer months get to
deal with more snow in the winter.
Thats an
intriguin thought, a hot summer
day. Wishin for a cool breeze.
Ive got some faith that
itll happen, just not able to
muster much warmth in the thought.
A friend a mine
used to always put things in
perspective by sayin in a
hunderd years nobody will remember
anyway. But the winter of double
aught will linger for a while.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Health Notes
Health &
Nutrition by Judith Sheldon
PATIENTS
RIGHTS: I recently had a procedure done in the
ambulatory surgical department of one of our New
York teaching hospitals. The anesthesiologist
came by to check over my chart and to ask me a
few questions about allergies and any other
problems I might have. He then started to
describe what he was going to do as his part of
the surgical teams work. I asked several
questions. He answered them. I disputed one part
of his course of action, giving my reasons why I
thought it was unnecessary. He gave me his
reasons for why he felt he should go ahead with
it, and I accepted them.
Later, in the recovery room, a
woman Id met while we were all waiting to
be summoned to our respective O.R.s
(operating rooms) said she was shocked that I had
the nerve to question and even argue with the
doctor. She could never have done it.
Aha! This was my chance to
enlighten her. I told her that its because
I didnt know as much as he did that I had a
right to ask questions, since I dont like
gaps in my knowledge about me. As for disputing
him on a point, why not, if I felt I was right?
After all, who knows my body better than I do
after (ahem) all these years of living with it?
He won that round. But my question alerted him to
something he hadnt known about me and in an
emergency, that extra bit of lore could have been
crucial.
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