today's
laugh
"Yes, Maam," the old
salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over
the side of the ship, and a shark he came along and
grabbed me by the leg."
"And what did you do?"
"Let him have the leg, o
course, maam. I never argues with sharks."
"Crop failures?" asked the
old timer.
"Yes, Ive seen a few in my
day. In 1898 the corn crop was almost nothing. We cooked
some for dinner, and my father ate fourteen acres of corn
at one meal!"
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
COSMOS
CLUB PICNIC.
The Cosmos club held its annual picnic
at Lakeside last night. This was its last open meeting
and next Tuesday the annual election will take place at
the home of Miss Bessie Baker. The business session will
end the seasons work.
The lunch last evening was served in
the refreshment pavilion and was a very elaborate and
delicious one. After supper the evening was spent in
boating and the usual picnic pastimes.
Those present, including club members
and guests, were Messrs. and Mesdames J. W. Layne,
Whitney Brown, V. A. Wallace, H. T. Harrison, F. T.
Gilpin, J. M. Whitsett, W. R. Crandall, F. W. Flower,
Harry Cornell, C. W. Whitsell; Mesdames Julius Roessler,
Carrie Davis, Cordell of Webb City, Williams, W. J.
Sewall, W. B. Sayler, F. R. Payne and brother, E. W.
Newton, W. G. Davison, R. H. Branch and G. P. Whitsett.
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Today's Feature
Annexation
Policy Forming.
The City Council voted Tuesday
evening 7-0 to postpone a vote on the requested
annexation of property and a house at 1615 S.
Baker. The property is owned by the First
Assembly of God Church and is located adjacent to
the church. The Public Works Committee has
recommended denying the request for annexation
unless the church property is also brought into
the City according to City Administrator Tom
Short.
According to church board
member Charles Johnson who spoke to the Council,
the congregation voted to sell the property with
an estimated value of $75,000 to $80,000, to help
finance expansion of the church. He said having
access to City utilities was critical to the sale
of the property. For the last several years the
property has used an extension water line coming
off the church water meter.
At one point in time, the City
allowed property owners outside City limits to
connect to the City water mains. The church had
connected to water and waste water lines during
that period. That is no longer the policy
according to CW&EP General Manager Bob
Williams.
The church Board has voted to
recommend to the members that the church property
also be annexed, Johnson told the Council. If a
request for annexation has been recorded at City
Hall by the postponed vote on the 14th of August,
Johnson was assured that the house annexation
request would be approved.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The plan to build a
facility to use Butterball waste products and
turn it into oil was presented to the City
Council Tuesday evenin. The company
says itll spend around $13 million with
about $4.5 of that comin from the EPA.
There for a minute I though
I heard the faint echo of 76 Trombones
playin in the background. Just sounds
too good ta really believe I suppose. If it
really works, and the guy says theyve
proved it will, it will no doubt stir some
interest from folks around the world.
The pitch to the Council
was with the idea of some type of street and
water/waste water infrastructure assistance
from the City. The location is already in the
enterprise zone. Might make a good movie.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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TALK CARS
by Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
My 1988 Nissan 200SX gave me quite a scare. I
turned the ignition key and it sounded like the
motor was already running. I sat there for a
minute thinking that I had left my car running.
No, I had the keys with me. I turned the key
again and it started immediately.
This happened again about a
week later to a mechanic when I had my car in the
muffler shop. This was three weeks ago and it
hasnt happened since. What could it be?
Will this get worse, quit happening or should I
get to a repair shop? Lea
TOM: Well, I have good news and
bad news, Lea. The good news is that youre
not losing your mind; you had not left your car
running when you turned the key.
RAY: The bad news is that after
you hear the diagnosis, youre going to wish
you had left the car running.
TOM: Youve got a bad ring
gear on your flywheel, Lea. When you turn the key
to start the car, a little gear on the starter
meshes with a big gear (the ring gear) on the
flywheel. And turning that flywheel is what
starts the engine. The problem is that the gear
on your flywheel has some broken teeth.
RAY: Has it been eating at my
mothers house lately?
TOM: When you turn off the
engine, and the flywheel happens to stop in just
the wrong place (where the broken teeth are
perfectly lined up with the starter gear), you
get that horrible gnashing noise next time you
turn the key. And if youre lucky the
gnashing is enough to move the flywheel a couple
of degrees; just enough so on the next try, the
starter hits some good teeth and the car starts
right up.
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