The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, July 2, 2001 Volume X, Number 11
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The American Red Cross will offer swimming
lessons beginning July 9th. For more information call
358-4334. The final session will begin July 23rd.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Family Fair
Acres Family Y.M.C.A. Summer Indoor Soccer Mini-League
registration deadline is July 10th. Fees are $12 for
members and $18 for community participants. Saturday
games will be held from July 21-Aug 11. Call Jarrod
Newcomb at 358-1070 for more information.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Humane Society has cats that have been brought in from
the city as strays. If your cat is lost call 358-6402.
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today's
laugh
"The glaciers were large pieces of
ice that came down and brought huge rocks and
stones."
"Thats right. And where are the glaciers
now?"
"Theyve gone back for more stones."
Man: Madame, Im the piano tuner.
Woman: But I didnt send for you.
Man: No, but the neighbors did.
Mother (teaching alphabet)-"Now,
dear, what comes after O?"
Child-"Yeah!"
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
High
Praise for Miss Hough.
In its report of the convention of
music teachers at Columbia the St. Louis Globe Democrat
says: "The programme has so far been so delightful,
so far as the performers are concerned, that it is unfair
to make distinctions, yet a few who have caused favorable
comment by musical critics may be mentioned without
injustice to other stars whose work was doubtless equally
good." In the class thus mentioned is "Miss
Anna Hough, a sweet singer of Carthage." Miss Hough
took a special course of training in Kansas City
preparatory to singing at the Columbia convention and
evidently made a great hit.
Eight new Elks were initiated last
night, namely: County Clerk Stuckey, Sheriff Ab Rich, J.
F. Harrison, C. Tom Hall, C. F. McElroy, Maj. H. H.
Harding, Whitney Brown and Col. J. H. Whedbee.
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Today's Feature
Door to Door
Measurement.
The City Council approved the
recommendation last week of the Public Safety
Committee to use the main entrances as the
reference point to measure the required 300 foot
distance between a establishment selling
alcoholic beverages and a church, school, or
hospital. Council members Jackie Boyer and Ronnie
Wells voted against the measure. Member
McPheeters was absent.
Wells had spoke in favor of the
more restrictive reference point of property
lines. He had told the Council that the ordinance
as passed would still allow sales of alcohol
across the street from almost any school play
ground due to the location of main entrances.
The property line proposal had
been recommended by the past Public Safety
Committee before the April election and was
defeated by the Council.
The Public Safety Committee has
begun to discuss an ordinance that would deal
with any establishments that now fall within the
300 foot limit that will be
"grandfathered" or allowed to continue
to operate. The Committee has discussed allowing
those to continue to operate unless the business
stops alcoholic sales for a year.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ya gotta remember to always
hold a roman candle out to your side.
Dont light
firecrackers and then throw em.
Dont drop burnt
sparklers on the ground where youll
step on em with your bare feet.
Dont aim bottle
rockets at your neighbor., or their dog.
(Im guessin most kids these days
dont have any idea why a bottle rocket
is called what it is. Not many RC bottles
around these days that would work.)
Dont stick a lit punk
in your pocket where ya keep your
firecrackers.
Dont pick up a
firecracker if it doesnt go off.
No, these are safety tips,
they are lessons learned the hard way by
myself and various partners in the
experience. Ouch.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The
Super Handyman
by Al Carrell & Kelly
Carrell
Dear Al: My gutters got clogged
and overflowed, causing a huge mess in the front
courtyard of my home. They looked clean when I
last serviced them, but I had missed a clog that
was inside a downspout. I found that the fastest
way to remove downspout clogs is to stick your
garden hose down into it and force out the clog
with the water pressure. If it wont unclog
from the top, try it from the bottom. It worked
great for me.
Dear Al & Kelly: The old,
removable wallpaper in my young sons room
was ugly but I didnt want to paper over it.
I ended up painting it. First I used a primer and
then two coats of plain beige paint. My son is
allowed to draw anything anywhere he chooses on
the walls. When they get too busy or he gets
older, it will be easy to pull off the removable
wallpaper for the next scheme.
A SUPER HINT-If you have a box
full of wood screws for something like a new deck
youre building, pour a little liquid hand
soap over the screws, and they will practically
put themselves into the wood.
Dear Carrells: I have been
redoing my basement to turn it into a study. A
lot of the work Ive done had some ripping
and cutting, and I needed a longer workbench to
help support the long materials. I didnt
have any type of appropriate table, so I used the
only thing around that was available, the family
ironing board. It was the perfect height and long
to handle the material.
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