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published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, July 26, 2001 Volume X, Number 28
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage R-9 School District Auction
will be held at 4:30 p.m. on Tues., July 31st on the
northeast corner of the High School parking lot. Text
books, student desks, chairs, shelving units, doors,
copiers, and numerous other items will be auctioned. Cash
or check accepted.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Greater
Ozarks British Motoring Clubs 2nd Annual Car Show
will be held Sat., July 28th on the Carthage Square.
Registration is at 9 a.m. Judging is from 11-2 p.m. A
driving tour will begin at 3 p.m. There will be a banquet
at the Kendrick House at 7 p.m. For more information call
Dave Thorn at 358-9166.
Did Ya Know?. . .Cats make great
pets. The Carthage Humane Society has a beautiful calico
and two loving farm cats who need a home. For more
information call 358-6402.
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today's
laugh
The reason coins are round is because
they were made to circulate.
A mountaineer took his son to a school
to enroll him.
"My boys arter larnin, what dya
have?" he asked the teacher.
"We offer English, trigonometry, spelling,
etc.," she replied.
"Well, give him some of that thar trigernometry;
hes the worst shot in the family."
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Carthage
Sportsmen Arranging a Tournament
Here This Month.
The Carthage gun club held their weekly
shoot this afternoon at the magautrap and talked over the
tournament to be held at Carthage this month.
The Peters Cartridge company is
interested in the event and will have an agent here soon.
A program of events and prizes will be
issued soon for distribution to the sportsmen of the
entire southwest who are to be invited to participate.
Rev. Mr. Aubrey of Le Roy, Ill.,
preached at the Cumberland Presbyterian church last night
to an audience of members and created a good impression.
He was sent here by the board of missions and may be
called as the church pastor. He was the guest of J.
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Today's Feature
Toe
to Toe.
The lack of a policy
determining how the City honors various citizens
has detoured the allocation of funds for new City
limits signs.
The Council appropriated $4,000
last year to pay for signs that would be placed
on 71 and 96 Highways. The signs are supplied by
the state and were designed to have a maple leaf
and also make note that Carthage is the home of
astronaut Janet Kavandi. Funds were to come from
the Lodging Tax Fund and the Civic Enhancement
Fund.
The Budget Committee discussed
the issue at its last meeting because the actual
cost has risen to $5,599.46. Chair Jackie Boyer
reported to the Council Tuesday evening that the
Committee has put the issue on hold until a
policy was established on community recognition.
Mayor Johnson was not pleased.
"Mrs. Boyer," said
the Mayor, "we need to bring this to an end.
Weve been working since June 7 of last year
on this item. Weve already told the MODOT
people to go ahead with the signs. We need to get
the money appropriated." He suggested the
Budget Committee discuss the issue again.
Committee member Bill Putnam,
Jr. further explained the Committees position.
"It seems to me like
youre not getting the message," Putnam
told the Mayor. "We voted not to do this. We
voted not to recommend it because we had
reservations about how do you decide when to take
someones name off the sign? If it goes back
to committee, I would assume that same decision
would come back, unless people changed their
minds."
Boyer said she was not
personally opposed to the signs, but had just
wanted to get more information. She said she
would take it back to Committee and see what
recommendation they could bring to the Council.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Its all part of the
big picture.
The practice of namin
street, buildings, parks, baseball stadiums,
and even portions of the golf course. Seems
everone has a suggestion to honor an
individual who made some contribution to the
community.
The seemingly small act of
tryin to lure tourist to Carthage by
playin on the name of the fairly well
recognized name of Kavandi is now under fire.
Not because of any objection to that
particular name, but because there are
numerous individuals that could also be
considered.
Truth or Consequences, New
Mexico took the name of a tv show as a way to
attract attention. Other communities have
used similar tactics. All it takes is a vote.
Any suggestions?
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click
& Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
I have a strange problem in my
car, which, surprisingly, has improved my dating
life! My gas gauge goes straight to empty when
the tank reaches half-full. So I appear to have
run out of gas a lot, which is a useful illusion
on dates! Help. I dont really want to fix
it. I just want to know whats going on.
-David
TOM: David, you sly little
devil, you! When you figure out what causes this,
I suggest you immediately market it in college
newspapers across the country. Youll be a
millionaire.
RAY: Actually, you probably
just have a faulty gas tank sending unit, David.
Theres a float in your gas tank that floats
down as the fuel level drops. As the float goes
down, the metal contact attached to it slides
down a variable resistor. And the contacts
point on that resistor tells your gas gauge how
much fuel is left. My guess is that the contact
on that float/ sending unit isnt touching
the bottom half of the resistor anymore.
TOM: It wont hurt
anything if you leave it alone. But it will keep
you from knowing when youre really about to
run out of gas-which can be inconvenient.
RAY: Should you ever decide to
fix it (you know, on the rare chance that anyone
ever goes out with you more than once and catches
onto your scheme), you can have the sending unit
in the gas tank replaced for somewhere between
$100 and $200. Have fun until then, David.
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