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published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, July 9, 2001 Volume X, Number 15
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Southwest Missouri Chapter of the
American Red Cross has Air Conditioners to loan to
residents of Carthage who are suffering heat related
illness. For guidelines and additional information
contact Mary Barksdale at 358-4334.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Family Fair
Acres Family Y.M.C.A. Summer Indoor Soccer Mini-League
registration deadline is July 10th, 2001. Fees are $12
for members and $18 for community participants. Saturday
games will be held from July 21-Aug 11. Call Jarrod
Newcomb at 358-1070 for more information.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Humane Society has cats that have been brought in from
the city as strays. If your cat is lost call 358-6402.
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today's
laugh
A boss tried to help one of his
employees improve his ways by telling him, "You have
one bad habit. You never listen when people are talking
to you. You get a faraway look and your mind wanders off.
Promise me youll work on that."
The employee looked at him, "What was that you were
saying?"
Wife: John, what becomes of a ball
player when his eyesight starts to fail?
John: They make an umpire of him.
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
WANTED
TO COME HERE.
In Hottest Hole on
Earth Ft. Smith Fireman Thought of Carthage Shade.
C. B. Wood of the veteran fireman
returned yesterday morning from Ft. Smith, and John
Brownsill and Ed St. John got home last night. Steve Head
came in this morning.
The Carthage ex-fire fighters report
that Ft. Smith is the "hottest hole on earth,"
and that the tournament was comparatively uneventful.
The firemen wanted to bring the next
annual meeting to Carthage, and openly expressed
themselves so, but there was nobody on hand, or no
arrangements made, to encourage the meeting to come here,
and it went to Kansas City.
Geo. Leggett this morning received an
elegant new $100 Parker gun, and will show the boys some
fancy shooting with it.
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Today's Feature
New MGE
Delivery Rates.
After an extensive review
process, Missouri Gas Energy (MGE) received
approval to adjust its delivery rates.
Residential customers will see increases of about
$1.50 a month starting in August.
"By working together, the
parties were able to resolve issues, advance
initiatives and ultimately obtain Commission
approval nearly three months ahead of
schedule," said Robert Hack, vice president
of regulatory affairs for MGE.
MGE filed its original proposal
with the Missouri Public Service Commission
(MPSC) last November to reflect increased costs
including significant investments in safety line
replacements, public improvement relocation
projects and new construction. An agreement on
the increase proposal was reached in late June
with the company, the staff of the MPSC, the
Office of the Public Counsel and other parties.
The increase will primarily be
recovered through adjustments to the monthly
customer charge. For residential customers, the
customer charge will be adjusted from $9.05 to
$10.13. Charges for small commercial and
industrial customers will increase from $11.05 to
$13.55 and large commercial and industrial
customers will increase from $65.80 to $83.25.
The volumetric energy charge for all customers
will increase slightly. In addition to the
customer charge and energy charge adjustments,
the company is also increasing fees for various
connection, transfer and reconnection services.
As part of the new rate
structure, the company will continue to provide
$250,000 a year to the city of Kansas Citys
weatherization program. The company will also
provide an additional $90,000 for weatherization
efforts throughout other counties served by MGE.
The new residential rates
include a $.08 per month charge to provide
funding for an experimental low-income rate. The
experimental program will operate in Joplin,
providing financial assistance to a maximum of
1,000 low-income families. Participants in the
experimental plan will receive bill credits of
either $20 or $40 a month, depending on income.
The effectiveness of the plan, which is scheduled
to run for two years, will be evaluated by an
independent third party.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Its odd how
technology trickles down through the economy.
Take air conditioners for
instance. Anyone lookin at the effect
of keepin a house or office cool in the
summer would problly realize that small
circulatin fans would be in less
demand.
What may not have been so
evident is the almost complete extinction of
another appliance that was common when fans
were always runnin and windows were
open in an office, the paper weight.
Course now that
computers are eliminatin at least some
of the paper bein used in the office,
the future of this formerly useful device in
almost certainly doomed for eternity. My
guess is that few mourn the absence of these
functional desk ornaments, now hidden in a
drawer with the ash tray.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The
Super Handyman
by Al Carrell & Kelly
Carrell
Dear Al: I always start off
each growing season with sharp shovels and hoes.
You wouldnt believe how much faster you can
chop down weeds or dig a hole for a tree when you
have a sharp tool.
It takes about 10 minutes to
sharpen each tool, and it usually lasts me a
whole season. Sharpening a shovel also takes the
strain off its handle, since you dont have
to put so much weight behind it when youre
using it. - M.K.
Q. I have 4-inch ceramic tiles
around my kitchen sink and on my counter tops.
The filler between the tiles has worn down in
some spots, and it looks bad when it is dirty. Is
there a way to fill in these bad spots? - G.P.
A: The filler between the tiles
themselves - the grout - is available in a ready
mix or powder form.
The filler between the sink and
the tiles is usually caulk. Get a caulk specified
for use on tubs or sinks. Since the caulk has
some flexibility, it can better handle the
problems of expansion and contraction between the
two different materials, tile and sink.
Remove the old grout and fill
the joints with the right color of new grout, and
use the caulk where it is needed.
A SUPER HINT - Instead of
mowing over your lawn sprinkler heads or trying
to edge around them, use a tin can. Empty the
can, and clean it out. Place it, open-side down,
over the sprinkler head and push down. The can
will cut right through the grass, and you can
pull the sod right up.
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