today's
laugh
An invitation to dinner had been sent
to the new doctor. In reply the hostess received an
absolutely illegible letter.
"I must know if he accepts or
declines," she declared.
"If I were you," suggested
her husband, "I would take it to the druggist. A
pharmacists can always read doctors letters,
however badly written."
The pharmacist looked at the sheet of
notepaper which she had handed him, and without waiting
for her explanation went into his dispensary and returned
a few minutes later with a bottle which he handed over
the counter.
"There you are, madam," he
said. "That will be ten dollars."
Customer - "Yourre sure one
bottle will cure a cold?"
Druggist - "It must, sir -
nobodys ever come back for a second."
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
His Tire Exploded.
Chas. L. Cooper the piano man at H. P.
Halls was party to a momentary sensation on the
northwest corner of the square yesterday when his bicycle
tire exploded with a bang, attracting attention from all
parts of the square. A head appeared in every upstairs
window, only to see the crest fallen Mr. Cooper meekly
escort a dilapidated wheel down to Peebles repair
shop. The hole in the tire was as big as a dollar, both
in size and cost.
Beechum Arrested Again.
The annual complaint against Ike
Beechum, the drayman and hog grower has been filed,
charging his with maintaining a nuisance in the shape of
dead carcasses and his hog ranch on the road east of
town. He will be tried in Squire Carsons court, in
Madison township.
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Today's Feature
Lodging Tax Discussion.The ad hoc Tourism/Lodging Tax Committee
appointed by Mayor Ken Johnson is scheduled to
meet for the first time this Wednesday afternoon
at 2 p.m. in City Hall.
The committee will initially
have advisory capacity and has been asked to
determine the best way to use the Lodging Tax.
The committee was appointed after the voters
approved the tax increase from 2% to 4% of motel
and bed and breakfast charges for lodging. The
tax is expected to generate approximately
$120,000 next year.
Wednesdays agenda
includes a discussion of the groups purpose and
election of officers.
Public Service Meet.
The regular first Monday of the
month meeting of the City Council Public Services
Committee is scheduled for this evening at 7 p.m.
in City Hall.
The agenda includes discussion
and consideration of Memorial Hall renovations,
electrical bids for the Fair Acres Sports
Complex, bids on fencing for Griggs Park, a
budget adjustment, and the Fair Acres requisition
number 25.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive
always assumed that June Bugs had
somethin to do with the month of June.
As a kid I was told they call em that
cause they come out in June and only live
about a month.
My older brother
probly was the source of that knowledge
so he coulda been pullin my leg,
dont know. I never investigated the
subject any more and have been content to
believe it all these years.
Ive probly
paused on that bit of wisdom to some
unsuspecting child at one time or another.
Comin from an adult, they most likely
accepted that nugget of folk lore as honest
truth also.
I suspect that women are
not necessarily the originators of all the
"old wifes tales" that
circulate. Men seem ta have the ability to
make sense outa nothin too.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
Dear Carrells: While going
through a trunk in my grandmothers attic, I
came across a recipe for getting rid of sugar
ants. Since wed been taken over by the
little critters, I tried it. The recipe worked,
and I want to pass it on.
You mix a half-cup of water and
a pint of clear corn syrup in an old saucepan,
and warm it. Then you stir in 2 tablespoons of
boric acid powder until its dissolved. You
drip the solution along known ant trails. After a
couple of weeks, we saw no more ants. - J.L.T.
Dear Kelly: My office is more
of a craft and hobby shop really. I have
collected a lot of supplies and have discovered
lots of interesting ways to store them. I have a
large scrap of chicken wire that is stapled to
the wall over my desktop.
I can stick paintbrushes,
rolled papers, dried flowers and lots of other
items into the wire. It makes them easy to
access, and it holds tons of stuff. - P.A.
Q. You recently suggested
clearing the vent stack to do away with a
sluggish toilet that also bubbles. We have that
problem but live in a mobile home, and there are
no such vent pipes sticking through the roof.
What should we do? - L.L.
A: Inside the wall behind the
toilet there should be a pipe that lets air enter
the drain line. It has a cap that is spring
loaded. You might have an access plate behind
that wall, or you might need to remove an entire
panel.
Check and repair the cap
mechanism.
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