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Monday, March 12, 2001 Volume IX, Number 186
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Golden Reflections will have a
"Birthday Tea" at 2 p.m. on Thursday, March
15th in the McCune-Brooks hospital dining room.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
R-9 School District Board of Education and administrators
will host a community forum for the purpose of informing
the public of the April 3 bond issue. The session will be
at 7 p.m. on Thursday, March 22nd at Fairview Elementary
School. Everyone is invited.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Area Agency
on Aging will host its annual St. Patricks Day
lunch from 11 a.m.-2 p.m. on Thursday, March 15th at the
Scottish Rite Temple, 505 Byers, Joplin. The cost is $4.
Proceeds go to the homedelivered meal program of the
agency.
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today's laugh
Grandmother had come to visit her son,
the pastor, and Mary, her five-year-old granddaughter,
was entertaining her with the story of a wonderful dog.
Mary- "And the dog flew and f-l-e-w and f-l-e-e-e-w
away up into the sky."
Grandmother (reprovingly)- "Now, Mary, tell it
right; you know a dog cant fly."
Mary- (triumphantly)- "Oh, yes, grandmother, that
dog could fly; it was a bird dog."
"Does your wife miss you
much?"
"No. She throws remarkably straight."
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A $16,500 FARM DEAL.
W. J. Pollard Sells a
585-Acre Ranch to Webb City Men.
W. J. Pollard of this city today sold
his 585-acre farm fifteen miles northwest of Carthage,
near Preston, to Geo. W. Ball and W. S. Gunning, of Webb
City, for $16,500 cash. With the land went all the stock,
implements, feed and grain thereon. Meredith &
Armstrong engineered the big deal.
The buyers are big mine operators at
Oronogo and Webb City and contemplate establishing a big
stock farm, the land being principally in grass. Tom
Poindexter continues as renter and occupant for the
present.
Dave Sayers arrived home yesterday from
Washington, D. C., where he was called recently on
business in regard to Indian lands. He was in conference
with Indian Agent Edgar A. Allen, of the Quapaw agency
last night, and both spent the day in Joplin on business.
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Today's Feature
BOCA
Scare.
A flyer being distributed by
First Ward Council candidate Chuck Tobrock has
resulted in several calls to City Hall and
Council members concerning the upcoming proposed
ordinances to adopt building codes as defined by
the International Conference of Building
Officials.
The City currently regulates
new structure construction and property
maintenance under the 1996 version of the BOCA
(Building Officials/Code Administrators) Code.
Over the last few months, an ongoing discussion
of the updated code has revealed little
difference between the 2000 version versus the
1996 version. Several property owners have formed
a group to oppose the adoption of the updated
version, but there is no single voice to
represent those associated with the group.
The Tobrock flyer warns people
that they are in danger of losing their homes.
"...these new BOCA 2000
codes can very easily ruin a persons (sic)
retirement and send them to a state funded group
home," says Tobrock.
There is no documentation of
that ever happening in Carthage.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive always
refrained from the temptation to
endorse a candidate. I therefore have
never spoke out against any
particular candidate, especially one
willing to sit on the City Council.
I dont know
Mr. Tobrock and have no knowledge
what kind of Council representative
he might make. I dont, however,
think that scarin the wits out
of retired widows is particularly
appealin to most.
His flyer is
littered with speculation about what
"could" or "most
likely" happen. He also
urges..."We must stick together
in North Carthage for if we do not,
the citizens that feel that they are
better than us just because they live
in newer homes will run us out of
town."
Good attitude for a
growin community.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
by Al Carrell & Kelly
Carrell
Theres nothing quite like
the sound of a shovel handle cracking. If your
shovel has a wooden handle, youre liable to
hear that sound eventually. Most shovels handles
snap at the ferrule. At least nine times out of
10, it happens because too much pressure has been
put on it.
One thing you can do to protect
your favorite shovel is to install a short piece
of lightweight PVC conduit over the handle near
the ferrule. A section about 8 inches long is all
you need. It can be held in place with screws if
its not tight enough by itself, or you can
use duct tape. The conduit segment wont add
much weight to the tool.
With the added protection,
hopefully you and your trusted friend will be
together for many more years to come.
Dear Al & Kelly: Ive
got a little measuring trick I have used for
practically all my life, using quarters. The
diameter of a quarter is roughly an inch. Now, I
wouldnt want to build a house using
quarters fo rhte measuring, but it sure can come
in handy when you need to measure something
small. I learned that from my father when I was
about 6 years old.
SUPER HINT-When replacing
candles in the household candelabra try spraying
a little cooking spray into the candleholder to
make the candles insert a little easier.
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