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Monday, March 26, 2001 Volume IX, Number 196

did ya know?



Did Ya Know?. . .The American Red Cross will hold a Salad Luncheon from
11 a.m.- 2 p.m. on Thursday, March 29th at the United Methodist Church in Carthage. Tickets are $4 each and delivery is available. Proceeds will go toward local programming. For more information call 358-4334.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Diabetes Support Group will meet from 4-5 p.m. on Wednesday, March 28th in the McCune-Brooks dining room. This month Mrs. Mary Ann Gremling will talk about her experiences in helping her husband deal with diabetes. Everyone is invited to attend.


today's laugh

"Any fishin’ around here?"
"Some," answered the barefoot boy.
"What do you catch?"
"You said ‘fishin’, not ‘ketchin’."

A man who was boasting of the unusual height of a relative of his was annoyed by one of the company, who said he had a brother twelve feet high.
"Impossible!" snarled the boaster.
"Well, two halves make a whole, don’t they?" asked the other.
"Yes," was the reply.
"Well then, I’ve got two half-brothers, each of whom is six feet high, and twice two makes twelve feet. Isn’t that right?"


1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

McCawley To Quit Altogether.

Now that the legislature has adopted the law abolishing the office of county counselor in Jasper county it is said that A. L. McCawley has decided to give up as "purchasing agent" also and will tender his resignation from both positions to the county court at its next meeting. McCawley is said to have stated to a friend that he considers it useless to try to hold on as purchasing agent after he has been knocked out as counselor; that public opinion is too strongly against it. "Nobody can legislate me out of one thing, though," McCawley is quoted as saying. "That is my influence with the county court."

It is said that McCawley, in partnership with a young lawyer of this city and a newspaper man in the west part of the county, expects to go west, probably to Oklahoma, where they will open a law office and start a newspaper.

  Today's Feature

Council OK's Ad Money.


The City Council met in a special meeting last Friday morning in City Hall at 8:30 a.m. and voted 9-1 to allow up to $400 to be spent on informative ads for the upcoming Lodging Tax ballot issue. The money will come from the existing Lodging Tax fund.

A motion to allow up to $500 to be spend from the City General Fund was rejected by the Council at the last regular meeting.

According to City Administrator Tom Short, the City Attorney had reviewed the ad content and felt it presented only information and was not slanted toward a particular point of view. State statutes do not allow pubic funds to be spent to persuade a vote for or against.

The City currently collects a 2% lodging tax on all overnight motel or bed and breakfast stays. The proposed issue would raise that amount to 4%. According to the ad copy, the average lodging tax in the state is 4.1%.

The funds will be used to place three ads in the community evening paper and several spots on the local radio station.



Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin',

The warm weather last week seemed to lift folks spirits a bit. It’s amazin’ how a little sunshine and some 60 degree weather can improve the attitude. ‘Course this time a year, switchin’ back into the 40’s and a little rain can always interrupt.

This year spring will bring a little extra relief in the form of a reduction in the high heatin’ bills.

I’m hearin’ from the old timers that this was prob’ly not the harshest winter in their memory, but it was in the rankin’. Specially the amount of snow fall and the length of time it stayed on the ground.

Nothin’ much better than comin’ into spring time after a long winter I suppose. We’ll no doubt see a little reminder of winter for a while, but nothin’ too dangerous.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column


The Super Handyman.

by Al Carrell & Kelly Carrell

Dear Al & Kelly: One thing I noticed while caulking one afternoon was that even though the caulking gun seemed to have reached the end of the tube.

By adding a small wooden block to the end of the plunger of my caulking gun, I was able to get out the last of the caulk. I Start off normally but once about half of the caulk is gone, I pull the plunger back and insert a wooden block that is about a half-inch thick with a diameter narrower than the caulk tube. The block slips into the bottom of the caulking tube, and then I push the plunger back in.-M.W.

A SUPER HINT- When working on a table saw, you really want your work to glide over the table and along the rip fence. A light sprinkling of cornstarch or talcum power right on the table can help.

Dear Carrells: I took my old fabric tape measure, which I used to use for sewing , and glued it to the front of my workbench. It is as long the workbench, and I use it all the time to measure projects. I put a few coats of left over lacquer on top of it, to make sure it wouldn’t peel up and to keep the numbers from rubbing off. It sure is handy- K.M.

A SUPER HINT-To keep from slipping off your ladder steps, wrap a scrap of screen wire or hardware cloth around each one. Staple it in place, and it will give you a little extra traction, even with muddy feet.


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