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Thursday, March 8, 2001 Volume IX, Number 184
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Fair Acres Family Y.M.C.A. is
now accepting Indoor Soccer registrations for pre-K thru
2nd grades. Deadline for registration is Sat., March
10th. For more information contact Jarrod at
417-358-1070.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Chamber of Commerce will host a "Business After
Hours" & Grand Opening for McCune-Brooks Home
Medical Equipment, 433 S. Garrison, from 5-7 p.m. on
Thursday, March 8th. Please R.S.V.P. at 358-2373.
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today's laugh
Uncle John came to stay, and before he
left he gave his nephew five dollars. "Now be
careful with that money, Tommy," he said.
"Remember the saying, A fool and his money are
soon parted."
"Yes, Uncle," replied Tommy, "but I want
to thank you for parting with it, just the same."
With a grinding of brakes the officer
pulled up his motor car and shouted to a little boy
playing in the field: "I say, sonny, have you seen
an airplane come down anywhere near here?"
"No, sir!" replied the boy, trying to hide his
sling shot. "Ive only been shooting at that
bottle on the fence."
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A Land Sale Along the
Car Line.
Dave Sayers negotiated a deal whereby
C. E. Weeks, of Carterville, sold yesterday to Indian
Agent Edgar A. Allen, of Wyandotte, Indian Territory, a
thirty-six acre tract, a part of the well known Bishop
tract, formerly the Ames farm, two miles southwest of
town. It consists of 36 acres less the right of way of
the electric line over part of it. It was originally a 40
acre tract with four acres taken out of the southwest
corner. The consideration was not given out, but as it is
good land and is located on the electric line it is
supposed to have brought a good figure.
"All this land along the electric
line for some distance out is well worth $200 an
acre," said a real estate man yesterday, "and
it is only a matter of time until it will be built up
with houses for a long way out along the track. I would
as soon live out some distance from town on the car line
as to live on it ten blocks from the square."
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Today's Feature
Narrow
Streets Recommended.
The Public Works Committee
voted 3-1 to recommend to the Council that
streets in the Breckenwood 7th addition be
allowed to be built at a width of twenty feet.
Members Charlie Bastin, Lujene Clark, and Jim
McPheeters voted for, Committee Chair Bill
Fortune against.
City Director of Engineering
Joe Butler acknowledged that according to a
petition for annexation accepted by the Council,
Bill Wilson, developer of Breckenwood, could
surface the streets with only chip and seal.
Wilson told the Committee he plans to surface the
streets in the addition with asphalt. Butler
pushed hard for the Committee to require street
width of at least twenty-four feet. Street
specifications are currently drawn up by the
Engineering Department.
The development has utilized an
ordinance, often referred to as the "Green
Space" ordinance, passed in 1991 that allows
the Council the ability to waive requirements for
subdivisions if the size of lots is at least
29,000 square feet. Breckenwood was not required
to have curb and gutters and chip and seal was
allowed as a surface material. All recent streets
have been paved with asphalt.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Got into a
situation once. I ended up
boardin a horse that was
bein fought over by a couple
gettin a divorce. Got a little
attached to the animal over six or
eight months. Offered to buy the
horse, but no deal.
When the eventual
owner came to pick up the spirited
quarter horse, I knew gettin
loaded in a trailer would be a
problem. I figured that after
tanglin with the horse for an
hour or so the owner might reconsider
my offer. I sat on the porch and
watched the animal get pushed and
shoved, nearly choked with a rope. I
finally gave in and went down and
calmed the animal and got it in the
trailer. I could only hope the owner
was payin attention.
There are some
situations where ya just dont
have much choice.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
Im a registered nurse and
I have a question that is somewhat medical in
origin. The appendix is an organ that is believed
to have once had a function but is now without
purpose (except as an income generator for the
surgeon who removes it).
And yet, there it is- a
stubborn piece of our anatomy, refusing to
succumb to the laws of evolution.
Is there a part in a car that
has not evolved over time but continues to exist
even though we dont need it anymore?-Linda
TOM: Great question, Linda! The
"part" that comes to mind is the
parking lights.
RAY: Right. In the old, old
days, when my brother still had a few brain cells
left, cars were not that common. So when you
parked yours at the side of the road, you left
your "parking lights" on. That way,
when Ichabod Crane came whizzing by in his buggy,
he wouldnt smash into you.
TOM: Theres also one
other part that was starting to go the way of the
parking lights but has recently had a reprieve:
the cigarette lighter.
RAY: Apparently, fewer people
are smokers these days, and many people decided
they didnt want cigarette lighters in their
car.
TOM: So the manufacturers
figured out that by slapping a plastic cover on
the cigarette-lighter socket, they could save the
cost of the lighter itself and brag about their
"power ports." So thats a part
whose function has changed and evolved with time.
RAY: Sort of like my
brothers head. It was once believed to have
some thinking function. But now we mainly use it
as a hat rack.
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