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published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, May 7, 2001 Volume IX, Number 226
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Golden Reflections will have a
"Birthday Tea" at 2:00 p.m. on Thursday, May
17th in the McCune-Brooks Hospital dinning room. Anita
Demery will present a cake decorating lesson.
Did Ya Know?. . .Restoration
Outreach, 409 South Main, will have Free Spanish Lessons
at 7 p.m. on Wednesday nights. For more information call
359-8500.
Did Ya Know?. . .The National
Association of Letter Carriers, in conjunction with the
U.S. Postal Service, the AFL-CIO, and Carthage Area
United Way, will be collecting nonperishable food items
on Saturday, May 12th for distribution to Carthage
Crosslines Ministries. Please place a food donation by
your mailbox and your letter carrier will deliver it to
Carthage Crosslines.
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today's laugh
The quack was selling an elixir which
he declared would make men and women live to a great age.
"Look at me," he shouted. "Hale and
hearty, Im over 300 years old."
"Is he really as old as that?" asked a listener
of the youthful assistant.
"I cant say," replied the assistant.
"Ive only worked for him for 100 years."
"Say, whats that building
there?"
"Where?"
"You looked to late. Its gone."
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A SIXTEENTH CENTURY
TOWN.
Joplin has been all worked up over the
predicted destruction of that town today, but as the day
wears on and no catastrophe occurs the shut-ins are
beginning to breathe easy, and those who took to the
woods for the day are venturing back to town. The exodus
of lawyers to Carthage is said to have been unusually
great for todays session of court.
The paper last night devoted a column
editorial to the "scare," berating its readers
for taking stock in it, assuring them that this is the
20th and not the 16th century, and roundly roasting a
certain school teacher who quoted the mouthings of the
prophetic piccaninny to his pupils. One child is said to
have fainted at "learning" that Joplin was to
be swallowed up by an earthquake, and others were
generally alarmed when the hard winds began yesterday and
day before. The scare was not altogether confined to the
children of Joplin, either.
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Today's Feature
Lodging Tax
Funding In Transistion.
The recent voter approval of
the increase in the lodging tax from two percent
to four percent has prompted Mayor Johnson to
form a committee to evaluate how the funds should
be spent.
The Mayor told the Budget/Ways
and Means Committee that he wants various
representatives of the tourism industry to
recommend a course of action to better utilize
the expected $130,000 in revenue from the lodging
tax.
The Committee tentatively
earmarked up to $30,000 of the money to fund a
marketing plan that could include a logo and
slogan for the City. Committee Chair Jackie Boyer
has been a proponent a unified effort to promote
the City for some time.
Committee member Bill Putnam
made the motion to limit funding to last
years level for all outside agencies that
receive lodging tax. He said that until the
lodging tax committee made their recommendations,
he didnt want to commit the increase in tax
revenues.
Boyer and member Bill Fortune
voted against the moratorium on increases but did
cut approximately $9,000 in total from various
agency requests for next year.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
As a kid I learned
that an expert was defined as a
has-been drip under pressure. This
also goes well with the Mark Twain
observation that the farther from
home ya get, the more of an expert
you will be considered.
It seems odd to me
that the City would want to spend up
to $30,000 for an outside expert to
develop a marketing plan for tourism.
We sit in the middle of more than a
handful of "experts" right
here in town.
Surely the
hotel/motel folks and those directly
concerned with the attraction of
tourists to this community can come
up with a logical way to spend the
$130,000 a year generated by
overnight stays that would directly
benefit the local cash registers.
Spendin it should be the easy
part.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super
Handyman
by Al Carrell & Kelly
Carrell
Q: I have a common asphalt
driveway. Someone told me that I should apply a
sealer to it. What type do I use, and what
purpose does it serve.
A: Apply a blacktop sealer.
There are several such products available at
hardware stores and home centers, and most are
pretty easy to apply.
The sealer protects the surface
and might also keep any goo from coming off onto
your shoes.
Q: I want to remove about 300
square feet of old asbestos tiles in my den
before installing new carpeting. What is going to
be the best way to do it safely?
A: Flooring manufacturers
suggest that you dont remove asbestos
flooring if at all possible. If the asbestos
remains dormant, there is no direct danger. Only
when you disturb the asbestos is there any danger
of creating dust particles that might be inhaled.
Since you are going to add
carpeting , why not install the carpeting and
padding over the old flooring?
If you do remove any asbestos
products, be sure you read a brochure telling you
how to handle it safely and dispose of it
properly. Your flooring dealer should have such
information, or you can contact the U.S.
Environmental Protection Agency.
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