today's
laugh
After my medical exam I
asked: "Doc, how do I stand."
He said: "Thats what
puzzles me."
"Did you try the simply plan of
counting sheep for your insomnia?"
"Yes, doctor, but I made a mess of it. I counted ten
thousand sheep, put em on the train, and shipped
em to the market. And when Id got through
counting the money I got for them it was time to get
up."
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
HAD A
GLORIOUS OUTING.
Carthage Party Home
With Some Glowing Stories.
R. J. Clatlin, J. A. Sigler and Hal
Wise returned last night from the Creek Nation, Indian
Territory, where they report having had a great ten days
outing.
The party reports a magnificent and
promising country south of Sapulpa on the Dennison branch
of the Frisco.
The Carthage men spent six days deer
hunting in the mountain fastnesses and saw thirteen deer,
only one of which they succeeded in killing. Wild
turkeys, quail, squirrels and rabbits abound, and ducks
are just beginning to come in on their southern flight.
One of the party got a shot at a wild cat, and nearly all
of them got lost at one time or another in the woods.
At Okmulgee the camp kodak was brought
into play and pictures were secured of the Creek Capitol,
the House of Warriors in session, members of the House of
Kings and other Indian scenes. The Creeks are now holding
what is said may prove their last annual council. Coming
home yesterday a bad freight wreck was encountered at
Beggs and again the kodak came handy and orders for the
pictures were taken from the trainmen and natives by the
dozen.
Sunday last a joint keeper at Mounds
got on a drunk, raided the town and killed a boy by wild
shooting. He was captured at Beggs, only a few miles from
the camp of the Carthage hunters, which camp was also
only a mile from the ruined stronghold of the once
terrible Buck gang of Indian desperadoes and the hunters
found traces of their retreat in the woods.
Altogether the trip was one of much
interest, and so attractive was the country that several
of the party think seriously of locating at Okmulgee.
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Today's Feature
Missing
WWII Pilot Identified.
Southwest Missouri Congressman
Roy Blunt reports the Pentagon has confirmed that
the human remains found inside a World War II
P-51 fighter buried in a marsh near the village
of Longueville, France are those of First
Lieutenant William Wyatt Patton, Jr. of Stark
City, Missouri.
Patton had been reported
missing in action and officially declared dead by
the U.S. Army Air Corps when he failed to return
from a weather scouting mission from Wormingford,
England in January 1945.
After DNA testing, the U.S.
Army Central Identification Laboratory confirmed
the remains were those of the 27-year-old fighter
pilot from Newton County.
A farmer draining a field in
northern France earlier this year found the plane
buried in a bog.
The dog tags found in the plane
were of William Wyatt Patton, Jr., but it took
further tests to end the 56 year old mystery.
Pattons two brothers and
a sister are now deceased leaving funeral
arrangements to his nieces, Joyce Montez, Donna
Brown, Connie Patton and Pattons
sister-in-law Margaret Patton who reside in
Southwest Missouri.
"We want to bring him
home," Joyce Montez said. "They already
have a stone for him in the national cemetery in
Springfield and making that his final resting
place seems appropriate."
Funeral services with full
military honors for 1st Lt. William W. Patton,
Jr., will take place in Neosho at the Clark
Funeral Home, 312 South Wood Street, at 10 a.m.
on Friday, November 9. Internment will be in the
Springfield National Cemetery at 1:30 p.m.
"Lt. Pattons
ultimate sacrifice in another war fifty-six years
ago," Congressman Blunt said, "is a
timely reminder about the never ending dedication
of the young men and women in our Armed Forces
who defend our liberties and the American way of
life. Today, Americas Armed Services are
fighting half way around the world in our
defense.
"Their mission, like Lt.
Pattons, is to protect and defend America.
Patton was a member of a global coalition that
fought dictatorship and genocide in Europe. The
new mission is bringing justice to the barbarians
who killed 5,500 innocent American civilians,
whose only plan on September 11 was simply to go
to work and return home to their families."
Patton entered the Army in 1934
after graduating from Midway High School that
year. He was stationed at Pearl Harbor when it
was bombed by the Japanese in December 1941.
He earned his wings after the
start of the war and flew missions in Europe.
Pattons military service was marked with
distinction earning his the Distinguished Flying
Cross, the Air Medal, and four Bronze stars for
his actions in Normandy, Northern France, the
Rhineland and the Ardennes. He was also awarded
the Purple Heart.
Letter to the Editor
Opinions expressed reflect those of the writer
and not necessarily those of the Mornin' Mail.
Hi! I was in
your friendly little town the end of August on
vacation to Precious Moments and Branson.
While at the Chapel, our
trucks transmission broke down. We had to
rent a car and we had the priviledge of meeting
Wes Alumbaugh! What a delightful man! He was so
accommodating to show us some trucks, and make us
feel welcome. He let us use a truck, let us come
to the Route 66 Drive-In, set up our camper one
night at his car dealership, things he
didnt have to do and probably
shouldnt have but I have never met anyone
as nice as Wes. We got to meet his Son, his Mom
& Dad, his Daughter and Granddaughter. We
felt like part of the family by the time we left.
We did end up buying the
truck, but I know Wes was good to us out of his
sincerely generous heart, not for a sale.
Your town is very fortunate to
have Wes. Our vacation went "bad" but
thanks to Wes, we actually remember that part as
a good thing.
With all Wes is involved in...
construction, selling vehicles, the drive-in
theatre, motorcycling, and car racing (Im
sure the list is longer)... it is just amazing to
me how someone so busy could take the time to
take the burdens of some strangers on his
shoulders and ease our troubled minds.
Let him know how much it meant
to the Freiborgs from Sauk Centre, MN.
Deb Freiborg
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive never been
superstitious, but Ive come to believe
that folks are affected by a full moon.
Ive heard studies have been conducted
that show crime and emergency room visits
increase when the moon is in full bloom.
After seein the moon
Thursday evenin I shoulda been
prepared. Friday evenin I was in a
group a people that shoulda all stayed home,
includin myself.
Nothin extraordinary
really happened, just wasnt the typical
fun lovin group a folks. A lot a little
things that didnt amount ta much
cept it pretty well made the
evenin a loss. I blame it on the moon.
I havent checked the
police records for last weekend, but Id
bet there was a little spike in activity.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Health Notes
Health & Nutrition by
Judith Sheldon
DIET SUPPLEMENT
ALERT: If youre using a diet supplement
containing ephedrine, you could be at risk for
developing a heart attack, seizure, nervous
system problems, and other dangerous conditions,
all of which can be serious and, sometimes,
fatal. According to the FDA, ephedrine, which is
a stimulant, is a primary ingredient in many
illegal drugs. But when sold as a dietary
supplement which may be touted as a product that
can increase energy and weight loss, it can get
around the strict no-use laws.
One product to be aware of is
the Chinese herb, ma huang, which contains
natural ephedrine. Read your labels carefully so
that you dont become a sad statistic.
IF THE SHOE FITS, wear it.
Properly fitting shoes can be more than just
comfortable; they may help you avoid serious foot
problems including, for diabetics and others with
circulation conditions, amputations of toes or
feet.
As a matter of fact, former
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop says that if more
people wore properly fitted shoes, wed see
a large drop in the number of diabetic
amputations that occur far too often among the
elderly, among others. Good fit also means fewer
corns, calluses, bunions, hammertoes, or other
painful foot deformities.
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