today's
laugh
"Jimmie,"
said the teacher, "why dont you wash your
face? I can see what you had for breakfast this
morning."
"What was it?"
"Eggs."
"Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday."
"Mary is keeping her engagement a
secret."
"How do you know?"
"She told me."
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
HIGH
SCHOOL FOOTBALL.
At the rate things are going now the
Carthage high school will soon have some of the fastest
and best equipped football teams in this part of the
state. The juniors or second team of the high school had
a practice last night. The line up is as follows:
Earl Laubach, captain: right half,
Murry Bradford: left half, Mahlon Caffee: full back,
Clayton Hough: quarterback, Joe Good: center, Harry
Waters: right guard, George Kelly: left guard, Stults:
right tackle, Bacon: left tackle, Mack Logan: right end,
Harry Frazier: left end subs, Roy Morrow and Warren
Magee.
Chas. Thacker and family, of southeast
of town, left this morning for the State of Washington to
locate and make their future home. He sold his fine team
and other stock to Chas. G. Sloan.
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Today's Feature
Liqour Gets Up To A Year.
The City Council Public
Safety Committee voted to recommend a Council
bill that would forbid the Council from denying a
liquor license to any location that has been so
licensed in the past twelve months.
The bill is specifically
intended to allow the owner of a business
adequate time to sell the business and guarantee
a liquor license can be obtained if the state
approves it. This clarification comes after the
Council increased the distance a business locate
in relation to a "church, school, or regular
place of worship." Some established
businesses may now be closer to such
organizations than the 300 feet required.
The bill would in particular
protect an established business that changed
owners and a church had established itself within
the 300 foot distance. The new owner, if the
business was purchased within the allowable year,
would not have to meet the 300 foot requirement.
If a twelve month period passed
without a legitimate license being issued, any
new business would have to adhere to the
applicable ordinances.
Letters to the Editor
Opinions expressed reflect those of the writer
and not necessarily those of the Mornin' Mail.
I would like to take this
opportunity to thank all the 2001 Maple Leaf
Queen contestants. What a wonderful job you did!
Everyone of you should be proud of your self, you
represented your community with great poise and
beauty.
The commuinty of Carthage
should be very proud of these fine young ladies
we have and I hope in the future they will come
out and support them at the pageant. Also a big
thanks to Pam Irwin for coordinating the event.
Sylvia Crowton
NASCAR
to the Max
This week the NASCAR tour heads
to the series longest and fastest track the
2.66-mile high-banked Talladega Super-speedway.
Bill Elliott set the speed record for stock cars
at almost 213 miles per hour at Talladega. That
was before NASCAR mandated restrictor plates,
which restrict airflow to the carburetor thereby
slowing the car, as well as several aerodynamic
modifications that create drag and further slow
the cars.
For the safety of the drivers
and fans, NASCAR attempts to keep top speeds
below 190 mph. These modifications lead to a
tightly packed group of cars often running three,
four, and sometimes five abreast. The winner at
Talladega is usually the driver who can best
position his car with two laps remaining to make
a charge to the lead.
Last year the late Dale
Earnhardt won the race after being in 18th place with five
laps remaining.
Multi-car teams typically have
an advantage at Talladega. Dale Jarrett, Ricky
Rudd, Kevin Harvick, Jeff Gordon, and Dale
Earnhardt, Jr. will be among the field of 43 who
will consistently be mentioned among the leaders.
Contrasted against Talladega
was last weekends race from NASCARs
shortest track, the .526 mile oval in
Martinsville, VA. Ricky Craven took home his
first career win in a race postponed from Sunday
to Monday because of rain.
The race included 13 caution
periods for 81 of the 500 laps. Rookie Kevin
Harvick was required to serve a one-lap penalty
after retaliating against Bobby Hamilton for what
Harvick deemed an intentional bump. Harvick has
been criticized of late for over-aggressive
driving techniques and NASCAR has let the rookie
know that they are watching his tactics with a
critical eye. Future indiscretions on his part
could lead to fines or loss of championship
points. Jeff Gordon, who finished 9th, extended his
points lead over Ricky Rudd who suffered a 39th place finish as
a result of a blown engine. Gordon now leads Rudd
by 334 points in the season points championship.
Gordon need only finish 11th or better in the remaining 6 races to
win the title.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The local editorial in the
Tuesday evenin paper made some good
points, but the theme of courage missed the
mark.
I have never questioned the
courage of our City Council, but to say that
steps to revive Memorial Hall result from
"courageous action" seems to
diminish the term to mundane slang.
Those memorialized by the
Hall faced life and death decisions and many
took "courageous action" in light
of those decisions.
I dont believe this
particular decision to spend $1.2 million to
partially renovate a building is a life or
death situation. (By the way, the Council
still has ta vote on it.)
But, movin money from
the bridge maintenance fund to help pay for
the renovations when we have a bridge out by
the depot tryin ta fall in, now that
took guts.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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TALK CARS
by Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
Im an aerodynamics
engineer. When I was in the U.S. Air Force a few
years back, I worked with folks from the Lockheed
low-speed wind tunnel. In the 1970s,
aircraft production went into a slump, and
Lockheed started looking for other customers for
its wind-tunnel services. Prime candidates were
the auto makers, and Lockheed was successful in
convincing Ford, among others, that the wind
tunnel would help them reduce drag and wind noise
on their vehicles. Needless to say, in the past
15-20 years, Lockheed has learned a lot about car
and truck aerodynamics.
Anyway, they actually performed
tests on pickups with the tailgate both up and
down, and found that drag was actually LOWER with
the tailgate CLOSED! This ran counter to their
intuition. The reason is that a closed tailgate
sets up a large "bubble" of stagnant
air that slowly circulates around the bed of the
truck (we aero types call this a "separate
bubble"). When air approaches the truck, it
"sees" the bubble as part of the truck.
So to the air, the truck looks like a nice, flat
covering over the bed, and the air doesnt
"slam" into the vertical tailgate.
So, believe it or not,
its best for gas mileage to keep the
tailgate CLOSED. Hope this information is
helpful.
TOM: Sounds pretty convincing.
We also heard from none other than Bob Stempel,
the former GM president, who wrote us to say that
aerodynamically it doesnt make that much
difference. But, he says, a pickup truck is
structurally much SAFER with the tailgate up.
RAY: So for that reason alone,
we suggest you throw away those tailgate nets,
folks, and return your tailgate to the upright
and locked position.
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