today's
laugh
A small boy stood in
the entrance to a cobblers shop watching the man at
work.
"What do you repair boots with,
mister?" he suddenly asked.
"Hide," replied the cobbler
sharply.
"E-r-r, eh?" asked the boy.
"I said hide," replied the
cobbler impatiently.
"What for?" the little boy
insisted, somewhat surprised.
"Hide! The cows
outside," signed the man.
"Dont care if it is.
Whos afraid of a cow anyway?" said the
youngster defiantly.
1901
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
BOYS
LEG BROKEN.
Little Glenn Herdman
Ran Under a Gentle Horse Which Kicked.
Little Glenn, the five-year-old son of
R. A. Herdman, had his right leg broken below the knee
this morning.
Mr. Herdmans gentle delivery
horse, about which the little fellow had learned to play
without fear, stood at the store, at Macon and Clinton
streets, and as Smiths bakery wagon drove up the
child started over to get a cookie, running under the old
delivery horse.
As he did so the horse kicked for some
extraordinary reason, breaking the lads leg, and
lunging forward, pulled the wagon wheel over his left
foot bruising it slightly.
Elmer McMurtry has resigned his
position with W. C. Thomas, and is again with his father
in the wagon yard.
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Today's Feature A
Dramatic Stage Production.
The production of
"Heavens Gates & Hells
Flames" will be performed on September 9th
through September 11th at the Carthage First
Assembly of God Church, 1605 Baker Blvd.
Since 1979, this drama has
played before sold-out audiences across the
globe.
Each year hundreds of thousands
of people see this production in community
auditoriums, churches and even in jails.
"Heavens Gates &
Hells Flames" combines elaborate sound
and lighting effects, along with a cast of over
40 people.
The production will start on
Sunday, September 9th at 6:00 p.m. Two more
showings will be presented on Monday and Tuesday
evening, September 10th and 11th, at 7:00 p.m.
Due to limited seating, free
tickets are available by calling 417-358-8896.
Nursery and childrens ministry will be
available to children ages 7 and under.
If you have any questions or if
you need further information about the
production, call the Carthage First Assembly of
God Church office at 417-358-8896.
Commentary
Martin "Bubs"
Hohulin
State Representative
District 126
Well, it is now official. The
democrat controlled redistricting panel that was
appointed by Gov. Bob Holden was not able to come
up with new lines for the House and Senate
districts. The new lines will now be drawn by a
panel of judges appointed by Chief Justice
Stephen Limbaugh. Yes, he is a relative of Rush
Limbaugh, cousin, I believe.
There are several schools of
thought as to what might happen next. One is that
the judges will only draw the districts that an
agreement couldnt be reached on. The other
is that they will start from scratch and
completely redraw everything.
It could now be months before
we know where the new lines are going to be. It
will make for some fast and furious campaigns
when the lines become known. I know that in my
case, I would be campaigning all out if I knew
where to campaign. As it is, I am making the best
guess I can as to where the new district will be
and am going from there.
I have had several calls about
the recent spike up in gasoline prices and I too
am feeling the pinch. I drive over 1500 miles
per month just for legislative
reasons, so it really adds up. The rise in prices
is not at the retail level, it is further back
than that.
Already the Justice Dept. and
several Attorneys General from several states are
looking into it. If it is collusion, that is one
thing. If it is simple supply and demand, we are
in a bad situation. Either way, this completely
demonstrates the need for further exploration and
drilling. We have coal and oil reserves that we
cant touch, thanks to the failed energy
policies of former President Clinton. With the
stroke of a pen, he shut off hundreds of
thousands of acres of federal land to energy
exploration. I hope Congress can undo those
policies and start the process up in time. If we
let the environmentalist whackos dictate energy
policy, we will all be paying $4.00 per gallon
for gasoline. It also demonstrates the need for
pursuing ethanol production.
Contrary to some rumors,
ethanol is not bad for your engine. I burn it
every chance I get and I actually get a couple
miles to the gallon better than I do with regular
unleaded. There is more to write about this
topic, but I see I am about out of room.
Hopefully, by the time I get
back on it, prices will be lower, but we still
need to discuss the advantages of a progressive
energy policy.
As usual, I can be reached at
House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City,
MO 65101, or 1-800-878-7126, or
mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your question,
comments, or advice.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive made the trip
down to the Arkansas line a couple a times
this summer. As a kid the family made a few
trips to the area and I remember bein
amazed at the clear water that ran through
the creeks.
To my delight, there are
still creeks runnin through that part
of the country that you can see six or eight
feet down.
The place Ive visited
has some springs feedin into the creek
that keep the temperature down and the water
pure.
The cow ponds and muddy
creeks I was swimmin in as a kid
dont have much appeal anymore, but
Ive got to admit that the swimmin
holes with clear water almost make it worth
the barefoot trek across the rock lined
shores. But, I still prefer wearin my
tennies while wadin in the wild.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
PRIME
TIME WITH KIDS
by Donna Erickson
Its a mystery to me how
the juice glasses I bought only a few months ago
have already lost their lustre and now look like
something discovered in an archaeological dig -
aged and etched by the sands of time! If you have
a collection of clouded drinking glasses too,
disguise their foggy appearance with patterns of
intensely-colored tissue paper to create festive
votive candle holders. Its an enjoyable
craft for preschoolers and adults alike.
Use old or new sturdy, plain,
glass, juice or water drinking glasses. Squeeze
white household glue in a small bowl diluted with
a few drops of water to create a milkshake-type
consistency. Brush a coat of the glue mixture on
the outward side of a glass. Apply various
one-inch strips, squares, circles or triangles of
colored tissue paper in an overlapping pattern
over the glue.
Use tissue paper cut in
interesting shapes such as a flower, fish, leaf,
too. You may find it easier to apply the glue and
tissue paper a section of the glass at a time,
especially if you are working with younger
children.
When covered, apply another
coat of the glue mixture over all of the tissue
paper. Let dry for several hours. When dry, the
tissue paper will look bright and colorful once
again.
Place a votive candle inside
the decorated glass. At dinnertime, an adult may
light the candle to create a soft glow.
Your children might be so
enchanted by the stained glass effect of their
creations, they wont even notice you are
serving leftovers!
VARIATIONS: Glue small,
colorful pressed flowers and leaves to the glass
before applying the tissue paper. Look for tissue
paper with printed designs and cover the glass
with one cut-to-fit piece.
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