today's
laugh
Mrs. Klein returns from
a doctors exam and tells her husband she
doesnt want any children. She explains, "The
doctor says if I have a baby, itll be a
mackerel."
Baffled, Mr. Klein calls the
doctor, who says, "I told your wife if she had a
baby, it would be a miracle."
A farmer was coming back from town with
a load of fertilizer. When he passed the local mental
hospital, a patient called through the fence, "What
you got there?"
The farmer said, "A load of fertilizer. I put it on
strawberries."
The patient said, "You should try them with sugar
and cream."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
$8,000
Verdict for Moore.
The jury in the Moore-Taylor $25,000
damage suit rendered a verdict at 8:30 this morning,
after having retired with the case and instructions
yesterday afternoon. The jury gave Will Moore a verdict
against Wilkins Taylor for $8,000 damages.
The sum total of Taylors penalty
to date for shooting Moore, as fixed by the courts, is
one year in jail, $1,000 fine and $8,000 damages. All
this, of course, in addition to heavy costs which the
wayward young mans honored father, John Taylor, is
cheerfully paying in his sons behalf.
Joseph Ferris, a native Turk, became a
naturalized citizen of the United States yesterday, being
admitted to all the privileges of citizenship by Judge
Dabbs in circuit court. Ferris had resided in the United
States five years and in Missouri one year and introduced
as witnesses Lee Campbell and George A. Wadleigh, Jr.
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Today's Feature
Commission Decision
Upheld.
The Carthage City Council voted
Tuesday evening against overturning a decision by
the Planning, Zoning, and Historic Commission.
The Commission had denied a request for a Special
Use Permit for a day care center located at 1324
S. Garrison. Under City Code, any such denial is
permitted to be appealed before the full Council.
Council members Newport, Fortune, Whitledge,
Woestman, and Stearnes voted to support the
Commissions decision. Members Tobrock,
Wells, Boyer and Putnam voted against. Member
McPheeters was absent.
In other business Budget
Committee Chair Jackie Boyer explained to the
Council why the Budget Committee was recommending
$355,000 in spending cuts from the budget
approved by that Committee in June.
During the budget process,
approximately $210,000 appropriated last year for
the Memorial Hall renovation was not accounted
for in the new fiscal year that began in July,
making the Committee believe they had that
additional amount available to spend. In addition
last years ending balance for the general
fund was approximately $150,000 less than
originally estimated.
NASCAR
to the Max
Sundays running of the
Sirius Satellite Radio at the Glen from Watkins
Glen, NY saw Tony Stewart rebound from a
tumultuous week to claim his third win of the
season.
Watkins Glen International
Raceway is a nine-turn 2.45-mile road course that
allows very few opportunities to pass.
Stewart who has a history of
heated confrontations both on and off the track
was accused of punching a photographer following
the previous weeks race in Indianapolis. Upon
reviewing the situation, NASCAR levied a fine
against Stewart of $10,000 and placed him on
probation for the remainder of the season.
Stewarts primary sponsor, Home Depot,
growing tired of Stewarts antics, levied an
additional fine of $50,000 and also placed him on
probation. Stewart admitted after his
sponsors announcement that he had been
afraid that he would be relieved of his driving
duties. Stewart spent a portion of last season on
probation and has begun attending anger
management classes.
Kurt Busch and Jimmy
Spencers visit with NASCAR officials
regarding their on-track altercation the previous
week left both drivers saying there were no hard
feelings and what happened previously was old
news. Spencer failed to qualify for the race so
fans will have to wait until this week to see if
indeed both drivers have put the event behind
them.
This weeks race will be
the second of two races at the Michigan
International Speedway. The 2-mile, D-shaped oval
has fairly steep banking through the turns and is
one of the widest tracks on the circuit. These
factors combine to make MIS one of the
series fastest tracks. The width of the
track offers several lanes of racing with ample
room to pass that usually leads to very few
caution periods.
Long periods of green flag
racing favors the multi-car teams that are able
to focus on fuel and pit strategy. Matt Kenseth
won here earlier this season with Sterling Marlin
claiming this race last year. If Marlin is to
maintain his series point lead he will need
to overcome his recent poor finishes and outrun
the other 42 starters.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Dont ya just hate ta
break a twenty dollar bill? Ya carry it
around for days, then as soon as ya buy a
pack a gum and break the twenty into change,
it disappears.
The City Council Budget
Committee is recommendin that the
Council break into the funds earmarked for
Civil War Road improvements to help bring
whats left of the budget into balance.
Also bein cut is the improvements to
the traffic signals at Fairview and Garrison.
Incentive funds for new housing development
curb and gutters is cut in half along with
the sidewalk improvement incentive. So while
youre stuck tryin to make a left
turn onto Garrison, or trippin over
cracks in the sidewalks, and wonderin
why no new housing is in the works,
appreciate the value of citizen sacrifice and
anticipate another tax debate.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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TALK CARS
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
I have a 1994 Jeep Cherokee
with 115,000 miles. My problem is, the car has
started to leak fluid from the transfer case. The
seals were replaced twice in the last two months.
Both times, the leak did stop for almost a week.
When I talked to "Chuck" at the local
Jeep dealer service department, he recommended
that I buy a case of fluid and add it as needed,
since the leak "isn't that bad" and
"the car has a lot of miles on it." He
says that's better than spending $1,500-$2,000 to
fix it. I'm not blond, I have a Ph.D in nursing,
and I get a little steamed when the mechanic
talks to me like I have dead space in my head.
Can you tell me if I'm getting good advice from
Chuck? Louise
RAY: Actually, I think Chuck is
giving you pretty good advice. Since he works at
a Jeep dealership, he knows something you don't
that the engine is probably going to blow
on this Cherokee long before you've gotten your
money's worth out of a transfer-case rebuild.
TOM: The only problem with this
advice is that there's no easy way to check the
fluid level in the transfer case. You have to
crawl under the car to check it, which is not
very convenient especially in those nice,
white nurse's uniforms.
RAY: Actually, you really have
to get the car on a lift and remove the plug, so
it's something you have to have done at a gas
station or garage.
TOM: So before you implement
the "Chuck Approach," you need to get
an idea about how fast it's leaking. Have Chuck
top it up for you, and then come back in a month
and ask him to check it again. If it's all leaked
out and the transfer case is ruined, then you'll
know it was in the stars and you can have the
repair done or look for another car.
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