today's
laugh
I was in Arizona and it
was so dry people were putting stamps on envelopes with
pins. I saw a tree chasing a dog. I cried, and three
people started to lick my face.
"What is an emperor?"
"I dont know."
"An emperor is a ruler."
"Oh, sure, I used to carry an emperor to school with
me."
"It aint sanitary to have
the house built over the hog pen that way," said the
careful farmer to his less fastidious friend.
"Well, I dunno. We aint lost
a hog in fifteen years," he answered.
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
Commercial
Club Meeting.
The Commercial Club held an interesting
meeting at the Elks club house last night. Reports from
the various committees were received and discussed. The
Carthage library matter was talked over in its various
phases, and the importance of securing representative
citizens on the board of directors was emphasized. The
matter of the site was also touched on, and it was argued
that the club should exert its influence in such manner
as the majority should decide when the proper time comes.
The library committee was instructed to confer with Mayor
Chaffee with reference to the appointment of the first
board of directors and offer such suggestions as may seem
proper and in place. Some favored the idea of having
women on the board, but President Barker said a Joplin
architect had advised against women on the board, and
others opposed the idea. Several others were strongly in
favor of it, and said the board should have six men and
three women.
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Today's Feature
Greater Ozarks
Blues Festival.
Springfield, Mo. -
Whether you're a die-hard blues lover or just
have an appreciation for soulful talents, you
won't want to miss the Greater Ozarks Blues
Festival Sept. 6-8 in Springfield, Mo. Gates open
in downtown Springfield at 4 p.m. Sept. 6 and the
all-star line up begins on the main stage with
The DT Blues band at 5 p.m.
Along with the music, a pub
crawl featuring nearly all the city's downtown
pubs is planned. Most also will feature a blues
artist. Pubs included are the Abyss, Bar Next
Door, The Boogie, Harpo's, Springfield Brewing
Co., The High Life, The Juke Joint, Outland,
Inferno, and the Burgundy Room.
New at the 2002 blues festival
is a full day of gospel acts on Sept. 8. The
gospel line-up includes the Southwest Missouri
State University gospel choir, The St. Louis
Consolators, The Holmes Brothers and more.
A free blues forum is set for 1
p.m. Sept. 7 at Springfield Brewing Co. Local
artists Don Shipps and Bert Smith will host the
program featuring blues legend Robert Lockwood
Jr. Attendees are invited to meet Lockwood and
hear what he has to tell about the blues.
Festival tickets for all events
are $30 in advance, and $35 at the door. One-day
prices range from $5 to $20. Proceeds benefit the
Springfield Symphony, Springfield Little Theatre
and DDEC.net. Proof of age will be required at
the gate, but all ages are allowed.
Tickets are available at
Kaleidoscope, Springfield Little Theatre, The
Springfield Symphony, Springfield Brewing
company, Stick It In your Ear,
www.greaterozarksbluesfest.com or at the gate
every day of the festival. For more information
or a complete schedule of events, visit
www.greaterozarksbluesfest.com or call
417-864-6683. For information about Springfield
attractions, hotels, restaurants and other
amenities, visit www.SpringfieldAdventures.com or
call the Convention and Visitors Bureau at
800-678-8767.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Workin for farmers
was the main source of summer employment for
students in the rural town I grew up in.
Spendin the summer on
a harvest crew was thought to be one of the
more glamorous jobs, although by the end of
the season, those who stayed at home and
worked typically ended up with more money in
their pocket. The crew I was in one summer
discovered if you pumped a grease gun real
hard, a gob a grease would fly through the
air for some fifty yards or so. The novelty
of this discovery wore thin on the owner of
the combines when he saw the splatters of
grease all over his machines.
With a little practice, a
grease gun can be amazingly accurate. On the
threat of bein abandoned in South
Dakota, we only had that one day of target
shootin however.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
THIS IS A HAMMER
By Samantha Mazzotta
Q: Were helping a friend
paint several rooms in the house hes
restoring, and were having an argument.
Which should we paint first the walls or
the trim? And, can you offer tips to make the
work go faster? Joseph L., Eastport, Maine
A: The first answer is easy:
Paint the walls first, and the trim last. Trim
takes much more time to paint because of the
level of detail involved, especially in older
buildings, which still feature lots of molding.
The only way to make painting
go faster, unfortunately, is to spend plenty of
time prepping the rooms. This includes scraping
away old paint, sanding bare wood, patching
drywall and other damage, and replacing rotted
wood and deteriorated fixtures.
First, scrape away old paint.
If the paint is more than 30 years old, it may
contain lead wear a respirator (not a
filter mask) while scraping and cleaning up. Old
enamel paint is difficult and time-consuming to
scrape away, so budget plenty of time to this
task. Latex often lifts away with little effort.
Use spackling compound to cover nail holes and
small dents or dings in drywall. Wood putty will
fill gouges and small cracks in wood trim and
fixtures.
Once the scraping and patching
is done, sand the wood smooth with a medium-grade
sandpaper, then finish with fine grade. Smooth
spackled areas with fine-grade sandpaper as well,
and run sandpaper over the walls and glossy trim
to help new paint adhere more easily. Mask off
the walls with painters tape, available at
home-improvement stores. To protect large areas,
tape newspaper over the area to be avoided.
Now that youve prepped
the area (and youll be grateful its
done), start painting. I recommend priming the
walls first a primer with a base that
matches the type of paint youre using, such
as oil or latex. Make sure the rooms are
well-ventilated, and dont reuse the brushes
or rollers when applying the color coat.
Allow the primer to dry, then
paint the walls. Make sure everyone agrees on the
direction the brushes and rollers should take
either up and down, or side to side. Let
the base coat dry overnight, then apply a second
coat if needed. Once all the coats are completely
dry, remove the masking tape and begin masking
off the trim.
Oil-based paints are best for
wood trim, while latex works well on drywall.
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