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Wednesday, August 28, 2002 Volume XI, Number 51
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The next Diabetes Support Group will meet
from 4-5 p.m. on Wednesday, August 28th in the dining
room at the McCune-Brooks Hospital. The topic will be
"Care for your Kidneys: Blood Sugar and Kidney
Disease," with speaker Jane Bycroft, RN.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Public Library will have an Open House in the main
library from 2-4 p.m. on Thursday, August 29th to honor
retiring staff member, Jeanie Hill.
Did Ya Know?. . .The City of
Carthage will be spraying for mosquitoes this week,
Mon.-Fri., Aug. 26th through Aug. 30th. Your area will be
sprayed in the evening of the day your trash is picked
up, between 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. You may want to turn off
any attic or window fans while the sprayer is in the
area.
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today's
laugh
Wife: My husband thinks
hes a refrigerator.
Psychiatrist: I wouldnt worry
as long as he is not violent.
Wife: Oh, the delusion doesnt bother me. But when
he sleeps with his mouth open, the little light keeps me
awake.
Did you hear about the fellow who
spilled some root beer on the stove?
Now he has foam on the range.
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
Jeff
Davis Poor Horse Trade.
Jeff Davis was bound over in Justice
McCunes court this afternoon in the sum of $500 on
a charge of having stolen a horse from Mr. Griggs. The
evidence showed a misunderstanding between the two men in
regard to the horse.
Jeff claimed the top value of the
animal was not over five dollars. He gave Mr. Griggs
three dollars for the horse at a venture he said, hoping
to get a couple of dollars profit out of the trade. Mr.
Griggs claims Jeff only hired the horse for a week and
paid three dollars for its use. At best, its a bad
horse trade for Jefferson Davis.
Some one who evidently loves pretty
geraniums, but was lacking means of getting them
honestly, raided Mrs. Howard Grays flower beds, on
South Clinton street, last night and pulled up eight fine
plants, which he or she carried away.
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Today's Feature
2000 Long Form
Census Released.
The United States Census Bureau
released 813 tables of social, economic and
housing characteristics for Missouri from the
2000 Census on Aug. 27.
According to the U.S. Census
Bureau, the data portrays the most accurate and
complete census in the history of our country.
Uses for the data are invaluable to
decision-makers in everything from expanding and
relocating businesses, to school administrators
making decisions on where to put schools and plan
for future enrollments.
"The detailed data
contained in this report will serve as benchmarks
for state and local planners for the first decade
of the twenty-first century," said Tom
Keohan, business and industry specialist,
University of Missouri Outreach and Extension.
"Because of this release, practitioners will
have at their finger tips information for
projecting future changes in our economy,
especially in the financial markets and retail
industry."
The summary data (commonly
referred to as Summary File 3) is based on the
responses to the 52-item census long-form
questionnaire delivered to 19 million households.
Of the 813 files being
released, 484 population tables cover subjects
like marital status, grandparents as caregivers,
language and ability to speak English, ancestry,
place of birth, entry, migration, place of work,
commuting to work, school enrollment, and
educational attainment.
There are also 329 housing
tables providing information on topics including
number of rooms, household size and occupants per
room, heating fuel and value of home.
Tables are available by state,
county, county subdivision, place, census tract,
congressional district, and ZIP Code. Fifty-one
of the tables are repeated for nine major race or
ethnic groups.
To access the new census
information, visit any of these websites:
http://www.census.gov, http://mcdc.missouri.edu
or http://www.oseda.missouri.edu.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Went to a 60th wedding
anniversary celebration recently. Seein
as how it was my parents, I was thinkin
that was a lotta years to be married, but
then got ta figurin Id been
around for a good portion of em.
A friend a mine came that
Id known for forty years. The church
where folks gathered was built when I was
five or so. Folks were talkin bout how
long the buildin had served the
community and what good shape it was in.
Nobody mentioned that I looked as good as I
did back when I first sat in the pews and
squirmed through the service. I did really
appreciate the padded pews they have now.
Some things are better than they used ta be
when they were new.
Just ta paraphrase my
grandad, theres no disgrace in
gettin older, just inconvenience.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
YOUR AMERICA
By Amy Anderson
September brings us a dearth of
fall festivals honoring all kinds of foods and
other agricultural products, as well as arts and
crafts. If you are looking for something a little
bit different, here are some places to start:
Handyman Mania in Denver:
In a Habitat for Humanity contest, teams gather
to build complete bathrooms in 8 hours or less.
Held at Skyline Park in Denver, the
"mania" also includes musical
entertainment, food, arts and crafts, and games
for the kids. Check it out on Sept. 21-22 from 8
a.m. to 5 p.m. For more info, contact
www.handymanmania.com or call (303) 434-9511.
Mississippi Delta Blues and
Heritage Festival in Greenville, Miss.: The
tastes, smells and sounds of the Mississippi
Delta come alive Sept. 19-21 in a weekend of
celebration held in the cradle of Blues. Top
names and top talent perform, and when there
isnt something fantastic to listen to, feel
free to stuff your face with home-cooked red
beans and rice and fried catfish two Delta
favorites. Held from noon to 10 p.m. in Festival
Park. For more info, contact www.deltablues.org
or call (888) 812-5837.
Kentucky Bourbon Festival in
Bardstown, Ky.: Whether you like yours on the
rocks or in a glass neat, on Sept. 18-22
youll get your fill of the worlds
best bourbons and world-class entertainment to
boot. There are many events, and surprisingly,
there is a lot for the kids to do from
historical tours and re-enactments to hands-on
displays and supervised crafts. Dont miss
the barrel-rolling competition, in which
contestants roll 500-pound barrels for speed and
accuracy, or the Master Distillers Auction,
where you might be able to snag a bottle of the
good stuff. Held at locations in and surrounding
Bardstown. For more info, contact
www.kybourbonfestival.com or call (800) 638-4877.
International Horse Archery
Festival in Fort Dodge, Iowa: Archers focus
the forces of speed, strength and accuracy into
an art. In Fort Dodge on Sept. 5-8, youll
see this art in action. Masters come from around
the world to showcase their talents both with a
bow and arrow, and on horseback. There are
demonstrations, as well as lectures and
discussion groups. A kids day will be held
on Sept. 7. For more info, contact
www.horsearchery.org or call (515) 573-5996.
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