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Tuesday, August 6, 2002 Volume XI, Number 35
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Golden Reflections will have a program,
"Experience Europe and Family Literacy," at 10
a.m. on Wed., Aug. 7th in the McCune-Brooks Hospital
cafeteria. They will meet again on Aug. 15th with a
Carhage Tech Center Adult Program presentation and Bingo
at 2 p.m.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Girl Scouts will have an "Eco-Action Fair" from
1-4 p.m. on Sun., Aug. 11th at the Northeast Shelter of
Municipal Park. Look for banners. For more information
contact the Girl Scout Council at 417-623-8277.
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today's
laugh
Policeman: Im
looking for a man with one eye named Carnell.
Bystander: Whats his other
eye called?
"I just found out your
uncles an undertaker. I thought you told me he was
a doctor."
"Nope, I just said he followed the medical
profession."
A policeman stopped a man driving the wrong way on a
one-way street. "Didnt you see the
arrow?" he demanded.
"Arrow? Honest, officer, I didnt even see the
Indians."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
SMALL
POX CASE LEAVES TOWN.
Officer Drake found a man this morning
in the grove back of Jones Brois coal office, near
the Missouri Pacific depot, afflicted with the small pox.
He was sitting dejected in the shade and appeared to have
a rather severe case.
"I walked down from Lamar last
night," said he, "leaving there to avoid
quarantine and the pest house. I dont propose to
have any pest house business in mine."
"Well you cant do yourself
justice hiding out in groves and wayside places,"
said Officer Drake. "You will catch cold, and then
you may croke. Besides we cant allow you at large
in the city this way. Youll be treated well in the
pest house. You must either go there or get out of town.
You have your choice."
The fellow thereupon started north on
the Missouri Pacific. Judging by the show the disease
made on his hands, it is a wonder he was able to use his
feet at all.
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Today's Feature
Blunt Urges All Missourians
To Vote.
JEFFERSON CITY
Secretary of State Matt Blunt urged all of
Missouris registered voters to go to the
polls to vote in the August 6th primary, the
first statewide election since September 11,
2001, in honor of the democratic values that have
made the United States the envy of the world.
Blunt is predicting that only 24% of registered
voters will participate in the election.
"To demonstrate the
resolve of the American people, and their
continued commitment to democratic government, I
am encouraging every eligible voter to
participate in one of our most important
freedoms-the right to elect our leaders,"
said Blunt.
"The August 6th election
is one of the most important in recent
memory," Blunt said. "Term limits will
give voters the opportunity to select those who
will chart the course our state will follow for
the next several years. Propositions A and B
offer Missourians the chance to weigh in on our
state's transportation system and whether or not
to enhance 911 emergency system services for
mobile phone users. I strongly encourage all
registered voters to help decide the fate of
these important issues."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Its all over but the
votin.
By now youve seen the
ads and possibly talked to a few of the
candidates. Time to get to the polls and cast
your vote.
The polls are open until 7
p.m. this evening so you have the time.
There is some construction
goin on around Grace Episcopal if you
vote in the First Ward, so give yourself a
little extra time if needed. The traffic out
by the Salvation Army may be a little heavier
than usual, but shouldnt be anything ta
worry about.
If ya havent been in
Memorial Hall since the work on renovation
began, those votin there will have a
chance to get a look. Shouldnt be any
problem gettin in and out.
No excuses, just a few
minutes of time to exercise your right.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Sponsored by
McCune- Brooks Hospital
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Weekly Column
TO
YOUR GOOD HEALTH
By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.
DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Could you
please tell me how to test for dementia? I am 76
years old, and other than having emphysema from
smoking, I consider myself in good physical and
mental condition. I applied for a health
supplement policy but was refused due to my
"medical condition." The insurance
company said that my physicians report
stated that I had "ongoing chronic
obstructive pulmonary disease" and, to my
total amazement, dementia. How are these
illnesses diagnosed? R.L.
ANSWER: "Dementia" is
a word that encompasses a large number of
illnesses. Its hallmark symptoms are impaired
memory, disruption of coherent thinking, an
inability to retain new information, confusion
about the date and surroundings, and a lack of
competence to handle simple tasks like making
change. Many quick and easy tests detect
dementia. One is the Mini-Mental State
Examination, which a doctor can administer in the
office. It tests memory, familiarity with
surroundings, and the interpretation of aphorisms
such as "A rolling stone gathers no
moss."
The seriousness of emphysema
can be quantified by pulmonary function tests
breathing tests that can also be done in
the doctors office. Once emphysema is here,
its here to stay. But many have a small
degree of emphysema and suffer no impairment to
their activity or their lives.
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