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Thursday, December 12, 2002 Volume XI, Number 125
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Masonic Lodge #197 will have a
special guest at the regular communication at 7:30 p.m.
on Thurs., Dec. 12th. RWB Larry Ross will be making a
short presentation on the 10-4-10, the Endowment, and
Masonic license plate programs from the Grand Lodge. All
area Masons are encouraged to attend.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Humane Societys Gift Shop for Pets and Pet Lovers
will be open from 10 a.m.- 2 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 14th.
A mini "Flea Market" will also be featured.
Santa arrives at 11:30 for pictures. Proceeds help
Carthages neediest animals. Vendors may call
358-6808.
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today's
laugh
What do you call it
when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to buy a new fence.
A man staggers off the train obviously
suffering from the worst sort of motion sickness.
"What happened?" his wife asks.
"Backwards. . .riding backwards. . .sick. . .makes
me sick."
"My poor dear," she says, "but why
didnt you ask the party sitting opposite you to
change seats?"
"Couldnt," says the sick man. "There
wasnt anyone there."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
THEY
ARE BACHELOR GIRLS.
At the home of Miss Elsie McElroy
yesterday evening there was organized a new reading club
with the initials of I.C.I.T., so ponderous and
mysterious that the members themselves were afraid to the
name and decided that to the public they shall be known
as the Bachelor Girls club.
After listening attentively to the
suggestions of older heads urging the persual of works on
political economy, mathematics, and philosophy, the girls
decided that those works might correspond with I.C.I.T.,
but as Bachelor girls they preferred tom read "the
latest standard copyrights."
At a meeting next Saturday with Miss
Brinkerhoff the program for the year is to be made out.
Then the club will meet each second Saturday in
alphabetical order. Occasionally the girls will invite
their boy friends in and tell them what is doing in the
world of fiction.
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Today's Feature
Council
Discounts Request.
The Carthage City Council
rejected, during last Tuesdays regular
meeting, the Public Service Committees
recommendation to offer a twenty-five percent
discount on next years season pass to
golfers who purchased a pass this year.
The Council had earlier
approved a fourteen week extension of this
years pass due to the Municipal Golf Course
being unplayable for seven weeks during this
years $1.5 million renovation. The
Committee felt the extension did not adequately
compensate players who purchased annual passes
each year.
Traditionally annual passes
have been sold in March, at the beginning of the
season. Delaying the purchase until June, it was
argued, was not any real savings to golfers.
The Council also discussed the
possibility of renaming the course to make it
more marketable.
Under the New Business portion
of the agenda, the Council heard the first
reading of a proposed agreement for consultant
services with Bucher, Willis And Ratliff to
prepare a master plan for the City Parks. The
cost of the services would be $20,000.
NASCAR
to the Max
The NASCAR Winston Cup Awards
ceremony was held last Friday in New York City.
Numerous awards are presented throughout the
evening with the top 10 in the points
standings each garnering a little special
recognition and an opportunity to speak to the
assembled crowd. The lions share of the
evening however went to recognizing the season
points champion, Tony Stewart. Though
drivers by profession, many of the speakers
attempt to intersperse their remarks with a
little humor. Stewart held up his end of that
bargain by wielding a camera and remarking that
he had taken up a new hobby; a reference to his
confrontation with a photographer he had after
the race in Indianapolis. Stewart also used some
self-effacing humor when he held up a document he
claimed was his diploma from anger management
classes. Stewart was required to take the classes
after the aforementioned altercation and other
physical and verbal confrontations with members
of the media, other drivers and allegedly a few
fans and track workers.
Stewart however had the last
laugh; all the way to the bank. Stewart walked
out of the banquet with a check totaling
$4,305,607.00! The prize money comes from several
sources including NASCAR and series title sponsor
R.J. Reynolds Corp. When coupled with
Stewarts season winnings and other
contingency awards, he took home $9,163,761.00 in
prize money for the season.
Mark Martin, Kurt Busch and
Jeff Gordon who finished second through fourth
also took home checks of over one million dollars
with them pocketing $1,721,988.00, $1,304,348.00,
and $1,086,707.00 respectively in point fund
money. To show the growth that has taken place in
the sport over the past 20 years, NASCAR reported
that in the 1983 season, the top 50 drivers
combined season winnings didnt match up to
Stewarts 2002 total!
Though known for some time that
Joplin native Jamie McMurray would drive for Chip
Ganassi, the team just recently announced that
McMurrays car number will be 42 and the
team will be headed by veteran crew chief Donnie
Wingo. The teams primary sponsor is
ChevornTexacos Havoline brand motor oil.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
In case ya started
freakin out after yesterdays Just
Jake column, the Budget Committee did not
vote to recommend an eight (8) cent sales
tax. They voted to support an eighth (1/8)
cent sales tax to be used for a proposed
addition to the library.
Its amazin how
much just one letter can change the
meanin of a word. (How now brown cow
could change to Bow not brawn cot. I
personally read the latter as bow like when a
man bends from the waist, not as in a tie.
Course even so, I dont know what
any of em mean.)
There seems ta be a lotta
things that have ta be taken in context to
get down to the real meanin. Sometimes
it makes a lotta sense to make sure ya take
the time to understand before ya take a bow
(tie, and arrow, or bend at the waist.)
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click &
Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom
& Ray Magliozzi
I was driving to work recently, and my car
overheated, which caused the engine to smoke and
fail. I received no warning. The temperature
gauge did not go up, and no lights came on. But
my extended-warranty company is refusing to pay
for the overhaul of the engine. They are stating
that it was my thermostat that broke, and that
since I drove the vehicle after it overheated, I
was guilty of abuse, which is not covered. But if
the gauge doesnt tell me the thermostat is
broken and the engine is overheating, then how am
I supposed to take responsibility for it?
Its a 1999 Ford Explorer. I bought it eight
months ago with 36,000 miles, and I got a
warranty for an additional 24 months or 24,000
miles. It now has 47,000, so its still
covered. What do you think? Heather.
RAY: I think this is why
"Judge Judy" was invented.
TOM: I dont think they
can know that a bad thermostat caused the
overheating. It could be the exact opposite. It
could be that the overheating ruined the
thermostat. Weve seen that happen, too. I
think theyre just trying to weasel their
way out of paying up, Heather. Have you ever read
John Grishams "The Rainmaker?"
RAY: Heres a plausible
scenario: If the temperature gauge or the
temperature sending unit, which sends the
temperature to the gauge, were broken, then
theres no way you would have known that the
engine was running hot. And in that case, they
should pay not only for your engine, but for a
new gauge, too.
TOM: If I were you, Id
have the vehicle towed to a mechanic you trust.
Have him remove and test your TSU and your
temperature gauge. If either is faulty, have him
write a letter saying so.
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