The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, December 26, 2002 Volume XI, Number 134
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .A new Stress Support Group kick-off will be
held from 6-7 p.m. on Mon., Jan. 6th in the Skilled
Activity Room, 3rd floor of the McCune-Brooks hospital.
Discussion will include depression, feeling overwhelmed
and financial stress among others. Call 359-2316 for more
info.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Public Library will be closed Tues., Dec. 24th &
Wed., Dec. 25th. It will close at 5 p.m. on Tues., Dec.
31st and all day Wed., Jan. 1st.
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today's
laugh
"Mummy, why does
it rain?"
"To make things grow. To give us
apples, pears, corn, flowers"
"Then why does it rain on the
pavement?"
The reporter came idly into the office.
"Well," said the editor, "what did our
eminent statesman have to say?"
"Nothing."
"Well, keep it down to a
column."
"Mother," said Johnny,
"is it correct to say you water a horse
when hes thirsty?"
"Yes, quite correct."
"Then [picking up a saucer],
Im going to milk the cat."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
TO
DANCE THE OLD YEAR OUT.
Cornells Will Have
400 Guests for Visiting Friends.
Mr. and Mrs. H. M. Cornell will in a
few days issue invitations to 400 of their friends for a
grand reception and ball on New Years eve, the
night of December 31 at the Elk club house.
The event is to be in honor of their
guests, Mr. and Mrs. Chas. W. Baxter, of St. Louis, Mr.
and Mrs. Allen M. Hurty, of Nevada, and the Misses Pearl,
Edna and May Clarkson, the latter two of whom will then
be at home from Champaign, Ill., where they are attending
the Illinois State University.
The hours for the reception will be
7:30 to 9:30 p.m. and the dance will continue from 9
oclock on the last day of the year until high time
to the new year.
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Today's Feature
No Park Master Plan Yet.
The City Council failed to
generate the six votes needed to approve a
contract for a park system master plan at their
meeting Monday evening in City Hall.
Despite the arrival of up to
six inches of snow Monday, nine of the ten
members were in attendance for the meeting. The
absence of member Jackie Boyer played a key role
in the vote which tallied in at five for and four
against. The consulting contract with Bucher,
Willis, and Ratliff of Kansas City was in the
form of an ordinance. An ordinance requires six
votes to be passed so the four dissenting votes
killed the proposal for at least the time being.
On several occasions in the
recent past, failed ordinances have been
reconsidered when a full council is in attendance
at a later meeting. Several members indicated
they felt strongly that the park master plan was
necessary at this time. A reconsideration only
requires a majority of members that are in
attendance.
Members voting for the bill
were Newport, Fortune, Whitledge, Putnam and
Stearnes. Against were Tobrock, Wells, Ferguson,
and Woestman.
NASCAR
to the Max
The 2003 Winston Cup Schedule
was released recently and once again the drivers
are faced with a 36-race schedule. Additionally,
there are two non-point paying events.
The Budweiser Shootout takes
place at Daytona International Speedway the week
prior to the seasons official start and The
Winston that is contested the weekend prior to
Memorial Day making for 38 racing weekends. The
teams will have only three weekends off once the
season begins: Easter, Mothers Day and the
weekend prior to Independence Day.
That will entail a 20
consecutive week stretch beginning on July 5 that
the teams will be on the road and criss-crossing
the country.
The season officially gets
underway in Daytona Beach, Florida on February 16
with the Daytona 500 and concludes on November 11
for the Ford 400 from Homestead-Miami Speedway
again in Florida. No new tracks have been added
this year and no tracks are being dropped with
the only significant changes to the schedule
being a couple of tracks swapping positions in
the schedule.
Any time off the drivers want
they better take in the next two weeks or so
because pre-season testing begins in early
January at Daytona. Each team is allowed to test
five times at a track that hosts a race with each
test being allowed a maximum of two days. Teams
can test as often as they want at tracks that do
not host a Winston Cup race.
Teams with rookie drivers are
allowed nine test sessions at host tracks. One
catch to the whole test scenario and a method to
ensure attendance is each team is charged with a
test whether or not they test at the open test
session hosted by NASCAR in Daytona which is a
three day test. Teams that finished in the odd
positions in the 2002 final points standings will
test January 7-9 while teams finishing in the
even points positions will test January 14-16.
Close to thirty teams could be involved in each
session which will help establish the early
favorites for the Daytona 500.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The snow removal crews
worked on through the City Holiday on
Christmas Eve and allowed this traveler to
make the short trip to work with little
effort. For a community that sees few days of
deep snow, it is somewhat amazing how quickly
the Street crews get things opened up.
Other City employees were
no doubt called upon in their duties to keep
the City movin through the storm.
Police, Fire, Parks, CW&EP and McCune
Brooks personnel rose to the occasion all as
a function of their jobs.
Course most of us
just expect such service, after all,
thats what they get paid for. But many
communities dont enjoy the level of
service citizens of Carthage have grown
accustom to. Good job.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click and Clack Talk Cars.Dear Tom and Ray:
I desperately need your help.
My dear husband of 40 years has given me the
privilege of choosing a brand-new car. Everything
was going so well, until it came to my choice of
color. I chose an Accord EX in black with a gray
leather interior. My husband flipped and said
that the leather is too hot and the color is far
too hot for our Southwest climate. Has anyone
ever done a study of light vs. dark colors and
heat? I agree that the black might be a smidgen
hotter, but I think the leather will be just as
cool. My husband also thinks I will look like a
drug dealer, but with a license plate that reads
"MOM 11," I dont think that will
be a problem. The youngest of our 11 children is
off to college soon, and I need your approval so
I can get my black Accord EX! Nancy.
TOM: Well, Nancy, first of all,
congratulations on getting that 11th brat out of
the house. Good work!
RAY: There have been studies on
car colors, and heres what theyve
found. Black cars do get hotter than
light-colored cars because the darker colors
absorb heat rather than reflect it. So you can
expect a black Accord to be a little hotter
inside than a white Accord.
TOM: And while we dont
know of any studies on this per se, in our
experience leather seats do get a lot hotter than
cloth or velour seats when exposed to the sun. In
fact, on hot summer days, if youre wearing
shorts, you might hear a brief sizzle when you
sit down. That would be the backs of your thighs
browning.
RAY: But if thats what
you really want, Nancy, who cares how hot it
gets? So you keep a towel in the car and toss it
on the seat when its really hot out. Or
wear long pants.
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