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published every weekday except major holidays
Tuesday, December 3, 2002 Volume XI, Number 118
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Friends of the Carthage Public Library
will hold their quarterly business meeting at 1:30 p.m.
in the Library Annex on Wednesday, Dec. 4th.
Did Ya Know?. . .Golden
Reflections will have a TOPS program, offered by Fern
Hickey and Bingo at 10 a.m. on Wed., Dec. 4th in the
McCune-Brooks Hospital cafeteria. Call 359-2347 for more
information.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Humane Societys Gift Shop for Pets and Pet Lovers
will be open from 10 a.m.- 2 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 14th.
A mini "Flea Market" will also be featured.
Santa arrives at 11:30 for pictures. Proceeds help
Carthages neediest animals. Vendors may call
358-6808.
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today's
laugh
Kindergarten teacher on
the first day of school: "If anyone has to go to the
bathroom hold up two fingers."
Voice from the back of the room:
"How will that help?"
Julius Caesar is sitting in his tent,
when Brutus bursts in and shouts: "Hail! Hail! Hail!
Oh, Mighty Caesar!"
Caesar rises with a start, and shouts back: "Brutus,
how dare you hail while Im reigning?"
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
ONLY
TWO CARLOADS OF COAL.
A Fuel Famine is a
Probable Calamity That is at Hand.
A coal famine is on in Carthage. Two
carloads of the needed fuel is the full amount on hand
today necessary to supply thousands of residents, to say
nothing of the factories and mills who use nearly that
much a day. Luckily the city light plant has several tons
in the bins and can likely tide over the shortage period.
The Carthage light company is almost without coal and
their position is becoming serious. The two coal yards
who are fortunate enough to have the meager supply are
parcelling out the amount to their retail customers.
One of the coal dealers accounted for
the famine for the reason that Kansas coal miners were
given a three days holiday and have not yet recovered
from the hilarity of the occassion.
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Today's Feature
University Status Requested.
Senator-Elect of the 32nd
District Gary Nodler announced Friday the
pre-filing of legislation to elevate Missouri
Southern State College to University Status.
Nodler was joined at the news conference held at
MSSC by President Julio Leon, Board of Regents
President Glenn Wilson, Board member Dr. Charles
McGinty, 129th District State Representative Ron
Richard and 68th District State Representative
Larry Taylor. 128th District Representative Bryan
Stevenson was unable to attend but sent a
statement, Stevenson is introducing identical
versions of Nodler's bills in the House. State
Representative Steve Hunter also sent a statement
in support of the legislation.
The first bill changes the name
of Missouri Southern state College to Missouri
Southern State University-Joplin. It also alters
the residency requirement to serve on the Board
of Regents. Currently the old Junior College
district is the geographic limit for service on
this Board, under this proposal Regents could be
appointed from Missouri within a 60 mile radius
of the College.
The second bill would give the
authority to create 3 Masters Degree programs.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Im hearin that
the square dancers and the collectible show
that were in town last weekend may have
contributed significantly to the traffic
downtown Saturday. Although these events may
not directly effect residents of the
community much, they often do make an impact
on the local economy.
Im also seein
that overall, the after Thanksgivin
shoppers outdid themselves this year. Several
large national chains showed record sale days
over the weekend.
They say folks are
bein picky about what they buy,
especially purchasin items marked down.
But no matter, the fact they are
spendin helped move the stock market up
a click or two. If ya still are
searchin for that "special"
gift, dont forget the local merchants
who often have unique selections.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Sponsored by
McCune- Brooks Hospital
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Weekly Column
TO YOUR GOOD HEALTH
By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.
DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I am going
crazy with something thats happening in my
head I think. I get spells where my ears
ring and I cant hear well. Along with those
two annoyances, I am often so dizzy that I have
to sit down. Then everything returns to normal,
but the triple threat returns, and it is
returning more often. Whats going on?
R.N.
ANSWER: If he were alive,
Id send you to Dr. Prosper Meniere
(Main-YER), a French doctor of the 19th century.
He described a condition that includes the three
symptoms you have episodes of ear noises
such as ringing, roaring or buzzing; transient
deafness; and dizziness that makes people feel
like they have been trapped in the spin cycle of
a washer.
Early in the course of this
syndrome, the episodes are relatively short. With
the passage of time, they become longer, and the
intervals between attacks become shorter. At
first, only one ear is affected. Later, both
might be.
The trouble lies in the inner
ear. It is the part of the ear where the balance
organ and hearing nerve are found. The inner ear
is flooded with too much fluid, and its the
fluid thats responsible for Menieres.
Logic demands that the fluid be drained.
Sometimes that can be done by adopting a strict,
low-salt diet and taking water pills.
Seasickness medicines can
sometimes stop the dizzy spells.
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