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published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, February 20, 2002 Volume X, Number 173
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Fair Acres Family YMCA is currently
accepting registrations for Youth Indoor Soccer and Adult
Co-Ed Volleyball.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Community
Blood Center of the Ozarks will be taking blood donations
from 8:15 a.m.-2:15 p.m. on Wednesday, Feb. 20th at the
Carthage High School, 714 S. Main. Help save a life.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Humane Society has a friendly and playful, front
declawed, tortoise shell spayed female cat who needs a
loving home. If your cat is missing call 358-6402 ASAP.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Diabetes
Support Group will meet from 4-5 p.m. on Wed., Feb. 27th
in the dining room at McCune-Brooks Hospital, Carthage.
Dr. Heath Dillard will speak on "High Blood
Pressure." There will be refreshments and recipes.
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today's
laugh
A nitwit is a person
who tells you the first half of a joke, pauses to laugh
for a few minutes, and then forgets the punch line.
Son- "What is a monologue,
Dad?"
Dad- "Thats a conversation between a husband
and wife."
Son- "But our teacher said that was a
dialogue."
Dad- "Your teacher isnt married."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
THE
DOGS DID IT.
No Game on Week Days,
But a Tempting Plenty on Sunday.
A certain Carthage justice has been
sorely tempted of late. His religious leanings and his
inclination as a sportsman clash so seriously that he has
had a sorry time.
"Why, I can go out to my farm any
Sunday and see more rabbits and quail than you can shake
a stick at, but on week days not a beast of the field,
nor a fowl of the air."
The squire is a good shot, by the way.
Last Sunday he drove out to his farm, south of town, and
started across a field to pick some persimmons and, as he
declares, the dog scared up at least seven rabbits.
"Why didnt you shoot?" asked a friend who
heard the story told. "Didnt have any
gunbesides, as you know, Im a good Methodist
and never carry a gun on Sunday."
Well, to make a long story short, the
rabbits got so thick that there were not holes enough in
the rock fence for all of them, and the irreligious dogs
caught one.
The squire kept on looking for
persimmons and a farm hand threw the rabbit into
the buggy, where it was discovered by
accident the next day in town. There could be no
harm in finding a rabbit on Monday, so the squires
family had that Sunday rabbit for dinner on a week day.
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Today's Feature
Carlton Candidate
For Judge.
Carthage attorney Steve
Carlton has announced he will seek the Republican
nomination for the position of Jasper County
Associate Circuit Judge, Division VI.
Carlton and his wife, Kay, are
the parents of three children, Nicole, a college
freshman, Brad, a high school sophomore, and Sam,
a second grader.
Carlton is a graduate of
Joplins McAuley Regional High School and
Missouri Southern State College. He earned his
law degree at the University of Arkansas.
Following law school graduation
he was a law clerk for Judge James Prewitt at the
Missouri Court of Appeals in Springfield. He has
been in private practice in Carthage for the past
22 years.
Carlton has been involved in
many civic organizations, including past
President and Treasurer of the Jasper County Bar
Association, past board member of the Carthage
United Way and Family YMCA. He is currently the
Board Chairman of St. Johns Regional
Medical Center, a member and past president of
the Missouri Southern State College Board of
Regents and a member of the Arvest Bank Board.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
A good rain storm was most
often considered a good sign in the rural
community where I grew up. As long as the
rain didnt come durin harvest or
when the hay was on the ground, it always
seemed to perk up the farmers.
Course the farm kids
I went to school with got some relief from
workin the fields with a rain, so they
got a little perk themselves. But, the soggy
ground would sometimes lie in wait for the
uninitiated.
A tractor is a strange
machine. Its capability of pull large
loads is of little assistance when that power
pulls the rear wheels into that mud hole you
were warned not to approach. And when ya have
ta walk back to the homestead and retrieve
the farmer, the "I told you..."
speech follows for years to come.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
PRIME TIME
WITH KIDS
by Donna Erickson
At our house, theres a
kitchen drawer overflowing with plastic
containers that spill out every time we jam it
closed. It started as the "Tupperware
drawer," but evolved into a catch-all of
margarine tubs and our latest collectible, a
four-ounce cream cheese container from our local
bagel shop.
Over the holidays, we used the
handy storage units for leftovers. But it
didnt take long before frustration reached
the boiling point when searching for the last bit
of Grandmas Swedish rice pudding only to
find glutenous brown gravy under a lid labeled
honey walnut cream cheese.
Now that the leftovers are
gone, thank goodness, the drawer is jammed tight
again. Sorting through the chaos, my son
discovered lids outnumbered containers 3-1. But
their usefulness isnt over yet. Here is a
clever idea for transforming plastic lids into
sturdy stencils for fun indoor art activities.
On the underside of a lid, use
a marker to draw a simple outline of a shape such
as a square, triangle or circle. Keep it simple.
Help your child cut out the shape with scissors,
or an adult may use an X-acto knife. Cut off the
rim, if you wish.
To use the stencil, tape the
lid to a sheet of paper, dip a piece of sponge
into poster paint and dab lightly inside the
cutout space. Lift the stencil. Because the
stencils are plastic, they may be washed and used
over again. Here are some stencil art ideas:
Make a heart stencil and
print Valentine cards and placemats.
Place the stencils over
pictures in old magazines, trace the shape onto
the pictures, then cut out the paper shapes. Glue
shapes on construction paper to create
"recycle" collages.
For children learning
the alphabet, make a set of lids with one letter
per lid. Trace and color the letters on paper to
practice their ABCs. Spell simple words.
Stencil your address and let your kids practice
saying it.
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