today's
        laugh 
        Railroad Agent-
        "Heres another farmer who is suing us on
        account of his cows." 
        Official- "One of our trains
        has killed them, I suppose?" 
        Railroad Agent- "No, he claims our trains go by so
        slow that the passengers lean out of the windows and milk
        the cows when they go by." 
        Conductor- "Do you mind if I put
        your bag out of the way, sir? People coming in are
        falling over it." 
        Traveler- "You leave it where it is. If nobody falls
        over it I shall forget its there." 
        The decrepit old car drove up to the
        toll-bridge. 
        "Fifty cents," cried the gateman. 
        "Sold," replied the driver. 
        1902 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of
        Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
        since our last Issue.  
        Stonemasons
        All Busy. 
        "There is more work for
        stonemasons now in progress in Carthage," said a
        local stone contractor last night, "than I ever knew
        at this time of year before. There is not only lots of
        building going on, but many new stone walks are being
        laid. There will be plenty of work for stonemasons in
        Carthage all through the winter, which is unsual for any
        town. 
        Entertained at Whist. 
        Mr. and Mrs. Sherman Leach entertained
        at whist last night in honor of Mr. and Mrs. H. A. Gowdy,
        who have lately arrived in the city and are stopping at
        the Arlington hotel.  
        The guests were, Mr. and Mrs. Milt
        Davison, Mr. and Mrs. Michael Meehan, Miss Leona Dodwell,
        Mrs. Gowdys sister, Miss Adell Reece, John Emerson
        and Leigh Dodwell. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature  
                 
                Morrow
                Mill Split Vote. 
                 
                 
                 
                A presentation by the Carthage
                Mill & Museum Park Corporation got mixed
                reactions from members of the City Council at the
                regular Council meeting in City Hall Tuesday
                evening. A request for endorsement of the project
                was approved, but by a split vote of 5-3. Members
                Bill Putnam and Jim McPheeters were absent. 
                Council members Ronnie Wells,
                J.D. Whitledge, and Jim Woestman voted against
                the endorsement. 
                Woestman said he thought the
                idea of turning the one hundred fifty-one acres
                around the site know as Morrow Mill was a good
                one, but wanted more information about the
                organization putting the multi-million dollar
                project together. 
                J.D Whitledge was concerned
                because the proposed free park would not allow
                access or exit from the river around the dam. 
                The endorsement did not commit
                any funds or commitment from the City, but rather
                will be used to show community support when state
                and federal grants are sought by the corporation.
                 
                The first phase of the park is
                scheduled to be open in 2004. 
                 
                NASCAR
                to the Max 
                Preseason testing has begun at
                Daytona International Speedway, home of the
                Daytona 500, which kicks off the NASCAR Season on
                February 17. In previous years, these tests were
                conducted as three series of two-day tests,
                one for each car manufacturer (GM, Pontiac and
                Dodge). This year the tests are being conducted
                as two series of three-day tests. One
                series is comprised of those who finished
                in the odd numbers of the seasons final
                points standings, the other being filled
                with the even number finishing positions. The
                major drawback to the previous method was that
                all of the sessions had to have been completed
                before NASCAR could look at the results and
                determine if any rules changes needed to be made.
                It also often lead to accusations among the
                various makes that the others were
                "sandbagging", or holding back, in an
                effort to get favorable rule changes. Using this
                years method, each make will be represented
                on the track at the same time and the sanctioning
                body can make changes to the rules and
                requirements as the tests are being conducted and
                have the results immediately. After the first day
                of this years first session, which was held
                Monday, January 7, Rookie Jimmie Johnson holds
                the top speed. Johnson is driving a car co-owned
                by last years Champion, Jeff Gordon and
                Gordons team owner Rick Hendrick.
                Johnsons speed was 183.120, slightly slower
                than last years pole speed of 183.565 by
                Bill Elliott.  
                Missourian and World of Outlaws
                Sprint Car Champion Danny Lasoski has been
                invited to participate in this years
                International Race of Champions. IROC is a series
                pitting 12 drivers from different series in
                identically prepared Pontiac Firebirds.
                Lasoskis car owner, and NASCAR Superstar,
                Tony Stewart has also been invited to
                participate. Though WOO participants are
                uncommon, former WOO Champion Steve Kinser won an
                IROC Round at Talladega Superspeedway, a track
                usually dominated by the NASCAR contingency. 
                Add NASCAR Rookie-of-the-Year
                winner Kevin Harvicks name to the list of
                NASCAR drivers to compete in the Rolex 24 Hours
                of Daytona on February 2 and 3.  
                 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                 
                Mornin',
                    Nothin like a couple
                    a 50 or 60 degree days in the middle of
                    January to brighten up the spirits some.
                    Course with the relatively mild winter
                    weve had, its hard ta claim cabin
                    fever. 
                    Im always interested
                    in the studies they do with folks bein
                    deprived of sunlight over a period of time.
                    They say when folks dont have clocks or
                    the sun to regulate their time, the natural
                    rhythm of sleep and time awake moves into
                    about a 25 hour cycle. Seems odd that we
                    havent yet trained our bodies to more
                    closely match the cycle of the sun. Or maybe
                    when our biological clocks were bein
                    set, the days were actually longer. 
                    Instead of daylight
                    savin time, maybe we should just go
                    with the twenty-five hour day. Thered
                    be less of em ta keep track of but on
                    occasion ya get ta sleep in some. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, 
                    Just Jake Talkin.  
                 
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                TALK CARS 
                by Tom & Ray Magliozzi 
                Dear Tom and Ray:  
                I have received a battery
                charger as a gift. It has the following settings
                on it: 6-volt/6amp; 12-volt/2 amp; 12-volt/6 amp.
                I have a 1982 Oldsmobile, a 77 Chevy pickup
                truck and a Snapper rider mower.  
                Which of the above settings
                should be used to charge the batteries on each of
                these vehicles? - Bob  
                Tom: Well, for the first two
                vehicles, the Olds and the Chevy, you should use
                the 12-volt/6 amp setting. The first number, the
                voltage, is determined by the battery. And all
                modern cars use 12-volt electrical systems.  
                Ray: The second number,
                amperage, is a measure of how much electricity
                can flow through the chargers wires at any
                given time. And even your highest setting, 6
                amps, is not very much.  
                A 6-amp charger would take all
                night to transfer enough electricity to charge
                your cars battery.  
                Thats why they call your
                device a "trickle charger," because the
                electricity trickles in slowly.  
                Tom: As for your riding mower,
                I dont know for certain what kind of
                electrical system it has.  
                Many of them use 12-volt
                systems, but without knowing the age of the
                mower, I cant say for sure.  
                The voltage should be written
                right on the battery (or you can always call the
                company to be sure). And as long as the voltage
                is set correctly, I think either amperage setting
                would be OK.  
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