today's
laugh
I never eat anything in
which the list of ingredients covers more than half the
package.
Angered at what he felt was a bad call,
a pro player yelled at the referee, "You stink to
high heaven."
The referee picked up the ball, walked
off fifteen yards, and said, "Can you still smell
me?"
An orthopedist and a tree doctor met
and started to discuss business. The orthopedist said,
"Oh, by the way, yesterday one of my patients ran
into one of yours."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
Doing
Well at Port Arthur.
Mrs. D. L. Stump of Port Arthur, Texas,
and her mother, Mrs. E. A. Dingus, of Sheridan, Oregon,
arrived in Carthage from Port Arthur yesterday afternoon,
and left in the evening for West Virginia, where they
will make an extended visit. Mrs. Stump expects to be in
Carthage in August and will then make a visit with her
old friends here.
Her husband D. L. Stump is doing well
in the newspaper business at Port Arthur, which is
becoming such a good town that Mr. Stump has just started
a daily edition of his paper, the News. Mr. and Mrs.
Stump were for many years residents of Carthage.
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Today's Feature
Adult Soccer 6 - 5.
The City
Council made it through the second reading of
five Council bill on the old business portion of
the agenda without a dissenting vote Tuesday
evening.
The same held true for a change
order in the amount of $17,982.30 for Memorial
Hall renovations and a requisition in the amount
of $241,807.74 for the Golf Course renovation
project.
A motion to modify Council bill
02-55 that would authorize the Mayor to enter
into an agreement with the Hispanic Soccer League
for the use of the utility fields at the Fair
Acres Sports Complex resulted in a 5-5 stand off.
The tie on the motion to change the name on the
document to the Adult Soccer League was broken by
the Mayor who voted in favor. Some Council
members questioned whether the Council had the
authority to modify the leagues name. The
issue of whether the contract met City guidelines
specified for other similar contracts was also
questioned.
The Council also differed on
opinions concerning the issuance of a Special Use
Permit for a day care on Garrison. Five spoke in
favor, while three spoke against.
NASCAR
to the Max
Saturdays running of the
Pepsi 400 from Daytona Beach, Florida proved to
be a typical superspeedway free-for-all. The
track is a 2.5-mile high-banked tri-oval that
allows the drivers to drive the race at full
throttle.
NASCAR regulates the speeds of
the cars by issuing restrictor plates to the
teams that limit the amount of air entering the
carburetor thereby slowing the cars to less than
200 mph.
NASCAR reasons that keeping
speeds under 200 mph protects the drivers and
fans from the inevitable accidents.
One byproduct that NASCAR has
not been able to remedy is that limiting the
power produced by the cars eliminates the ability
to accelerate quickly and overtake other cars.
This leads to a pack of cars two or three wide
and 10 or 12 rows deep. At some point during the
race, a driver will make a small miscue that
leads to "The Big One", a chain
reaction accident that involves a large number of
cars. Saturdays "Big One" came
with 25 laps remaining, involved 15 cars, and
left 4 of them unable to continue.
After the restart, the race
continued until another accident with three laps
remaining brought out the final caution of the
evening. The debris from the accident was unable
to be cleaned up quickly and the race ended under
caution with Michael Waltrip taking the checkered
flag at a freeway speed of 65 mph.
The win marked Waltrips
second career win. His previous win also came at
Daytona in the 2001 Daytona 500, a victory that
was overshadowed by his friend, mentor, and team
owner, Dale Earnhardts death in the final
lap of that race. Waltrip dominated the race and
lead 99 of the 160 laps. Following the race every
driver interviewed admitted that Waltrip had the
strongest car and that even if the race had gone
green the final three laps, they wouldnt
have been able to pass him.
The Tropicana 400 will take
place this Sunday at the 1.5-mile Chicagoland
Speedway just outside Chicago in Joliet, IL.
Kevin Harvick won last years inaugural
event.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
In an ironic twist of fate,
one of the Council members who voted against
allowing the discharge of fireworks within
City limits got hit by a bottle rocket July
4th.
The incident occurred while
sitting at Muni Park waiting for the
fireworks show to begin. The rocket struck in
the leg and spread sparks around the head and
shoulders. A slight injury to the shin was
fortunately the only visible evidence of the
intrusion.
Informal reports of Police
and Fire personnel indicate the fireworks
season was a fairly mild one. Apparently a
few areas were littered heavily with debris
from spent fireworks, but neighborhoods in
general remained fairly calm.
My neighborhood was tested,
but a friendly reminder of the law stopped
the outburst.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
My future brother-in-law claims
that its more cost-effective to use your
brakes rather than downshifting. He says this is
true for both hills and normal driving. He argues
that it only costs him a couple hundred dollars
to replace his brakes, while engine overhaul may
cost thousands. Is it more cost-effective to use
your brakes? -Eddy
TOM: It totally depends, Eddy.
"Hills," and "normal driving"
are two completely different situations in this
regard.
RAY: Lets take
"normal driving" first. Its not
the engine that takes the brunt of downshifting.
Its the clutch that takes the punishment.
Think about it. If you shifted up from first gear
to fifth then downshifted all the way back down
again, youd be using your clutch twice as
often, and therefore wearing it out twice as
fast, right? And a clutch can cost hundreds of
dollars.
TOM: So in "normal
driving," it is much better, as your wise
brother-in-law says, to use the brakes to slow
and stop the car.
RAY: On steep down hills,
however, its a completely different story.
And youd be crazy to listen to the advice
your knucklehead future brother-in-law.
TOM: If you overuse your brakes
on long, steep hills, you can cause the brake
fluid to boil. If the brake fluid boils, you can
lose your brakes entirely. And if you check with
your local body shop and emergency room,
theyll confirm that having "no
brakes" is not a very cost-efficient way to
go down a hill.
RAY: So on steep hills,
youre much better off putting the car in a
lower gear and using the natural braking action
of the engine to keep the car at a reasonable
speed.
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