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Wednesday, July 24, 2002 Volume XI, Number 26
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The next Diabetes Support Group will be
from 4-5 p.m. on Wed., July 24th in the McCune-Brooks
Hospital dining room. Beckah Emeterio will speak about
the services, books and resources available through the
American Diabetes Association.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Public Library Summer Reading Program ended Sat., July
20th. Participants need to turn in timesheets by Wed.,
July 24th.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Shrine Club will hold its 14th Annual Tractor &
Pickup Pull at 7 p.m. on Fri., July 26th & Sat., July
27th north of Carthage on V-Hwy. Proceeds benefit the
Carthage Shrine Club. Contact David Jones at (417)
358-8816 for more information.
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today's
laugh
The other day I was
driving under the influence of my husband. He talks and
talks. He gets two thousand words to the gallon.
The main reason that some of us get
lost in thought is that it is such unfamiliar territory.
"Ive got a brother with
three feet."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, my mother got a letter from
my brother and he said, You would hardly know
meIve grown three feet."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
CARTHAGE
BOYS NEW CLUB.
Young Mens
Athletic Association Organized for Outdoor Sport.
Twenty-five Carthage boys have
organized a Young Mens Athletic association, the
object of which is the promotion of healthful outdoor
sports, such as baseball, tennis, football, etc. in
season. Monthly dues of fifty cents will be charged, and
the fund will be devoted to the equipment of a gymnasium
as soon as a suitable room can be secured. The
organization is to be perfected next Monday night.
The officers already elected by the
club are: Walter Bailey, president; Fred Beneke,
secretary; Gene Platt, treasurer.
W. E. Hall visited Lamar and Nevada
yesterday, and reports great numbers of people promising
to attend the Chautauqua.
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Today's Feature
The Marriage Fool at Stone's Throw.
Stones Throw
Dinner Theatres first show of the new
season will be presented Aug. 1st, 2nd, 3rd and
4th. Dinner is served at 6:30 p.m. weeknights and
at 1:00 p.m. on Sunday. The theatre is located at
796 Stone Lane, Carthage. The play The
Marriage Fool is
written by Richard Vetere and is directed by
Betsy Fleischaker of Joplin. The script is a
comic view of the generation gaps
perspective of marriage the first time around and
remarriage after the death of a spouse. The play
is also a 1998 movie starring Walter Mathau and
Carol Burnett.
The play features Mickey
Corporon from Neosho, Dorothy Freitas and William
Roehling from Joplin, and Lorrie Gibson from
Carthage. The play is appropriate for all ages,
except young children.
Reservation hours of 10 a.m.
through 12 noon weekdays begin July 29th. The
phone number is 417-358-9665 or 417-358-7268. The
door opens at 6 p.m., with dinner at 6:30 p.m.,
and the show at 7:30 p.m. on evening
performances. On Sunday performances the door
opens at 12:30 p.m., with dinner at 1:00 p.m. and
the show at 2:00 p.m.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I understand why vehicles
are advertised as 4x4. Means four wheels and
all four are powered by the engine. Thus the
term four-wheel drive. Four-by-four is just
an abbreviated way to say it. And, of course,
it looks good painted on the side of the
truck.
Apparently the 4x4 type of
truck has become so popular that now you see
trucks advertised as 4x2. Just a regular
truck driven by two wheels. I at first
thought it odd to see 4x2 in a pickup ad, but
after thinkin about it, those ads are
meant for me. I dont want a 4x4 and
its nice for em to make the
regular trucks stand out so I can spot
em easier.
I suppose a motorcycle
would be a 2x1 or onea those trikes a 3x2. I
ended up with a 6x0 dump truck once. Had six
wheels but just wouldnt go anywhere.
All it was was a 6,000 pound radio.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Your America
By Amy Anderson
My dad used to say that there
wasnt anything that couldnt be
barbecued on a grill or dipped in barbecue sauce.
I challenged him with peaches. He made a mighty
fine peach-barbecue marinade for some chicken
breasts that day, and I never doubted my
dads culinary daring again.
Of course, we differ on where
to find the best barbecue. I say Memphis, Tenn.,
home of the king and a peculiar style of
barbecued pork sandwiches, which involves
coleslaw. He says Kansas City, Mo. After all, it
is called K.C. Masterpiece barbecue sauce for a
reason. But after further consideration, and a
whole lot of research, it appears that there are
several Barbecue Capitals of America. Five cities
stand out, and here are the reasons why:
Kansas City, Mo. - It is the
site of the Annual American Royal Barbecue
Contest, drawing worldwide crowds and claiming to
be the largest barbecue contest period. If
that isnt entirely true, it has to be darn
close. The contest is held in late October.
Memphis, Tenn. - The only other
contest as large or larger than the American
Royal is Memphis in May. A weeklong celebration
of the pit, which also draws an international
audience. In any case, Memphis is truly the Pork
Barbecue Capital of the World.
Lockhart, Texas - Actually,
this city was proclaimed the Barbecue Capital of
Texas in 1999 (by House Resolution 1024), but its
bragging rights extend much farther than the Lone
Star state. When it comes to beef brisket,
theres no place like Texas for cue,
and Lockhart has the Texas barbecue market locked
up.
Lexington, N.C. - Perhaps it is
the Barbecue Festival in October that brings in
crowds of up to 30,000 each year, or maybe
its the dry rubs that the Carolinas are so
famous for, but when a town of 17,000 residents
has more than 15 barbecue joints, you know the
food has got to be good.
Owensboro, Ky. - Two words:
mutton and burgoo. At the International Barbecue
Festival, you can sample both Owensboros
famous barbecued mutton and some spicy burgoo,
which is like a barbecue stew. Mmmm.
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