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published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, July 25, 2002 Volume XI, Number 27
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The City of Carthage will be spraying for
mosquitoes next week, Mon.-Fri., July 29th through Aug.
2nd. Your area will be sprayed in the evening of the day
your trash is picked up, between the hours of 8:30 p.m.
to 11:30 p.m. You may want to turn off attic and window
fans while the sprayer is in your area.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Magicianess
Teresa T. will be at the Carthage Public Library Annex on
Saturday, July 27th for the Summer Reading Program Awards
Day. Call or sign up at the YPL desk to see "the
Lucille Ball of Magic."
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Shrine Club will hold its 14th Annual Tractor &
Pickup Pull at 7 p.m. on Fri., July 26th & Sat., July
27th north of Carthage on V-Hwy. Proceeds benefit the
Carthage Shrine Club. Contact David Jones at (417)
358-8816 for more information.
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today's
laugh
Mother: I dont
think the man upstairs likes Mike to play on his drums.
Father: Why do you say that?
Mother: Because this afternoon he gave
Mike a knife and asked him if he knew what was inside the
drum.
Many a child who watches television for
hours will go down in history, not to mention arithmetic,
English and geography.
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
FIXED
CHAUTAUQUA RATES.
Southwestern
Passenger Agents Met in St. Louis Thursday.
A meeting of the general passenger
agents of the Joplin lines was held yesterday at the
office of Chairman Pratt, of the southwestern passenger
bureau, to adjust rates for the Chautauqua assembly at
Carthage from the Joplin district, says yesterdays
St. Louis Globe Democrat. There were present: Passenger
Traffic Manager Snyder, of the Frisco; General Passenger
Agent Barker, of the Missouri, Kansas and Texas, and
General Passenger Agent Warner, of the Kansas City
Southern.
As already announed in the newspaper,
three of the roads have made one fare round trip rates.
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Today's Feature
Carthage
R-9 Technology Undergoing Improvements.
Technology is constantly
changing and the Carthage R-9 School District
technology staff is working to give our students
and teachers access to the latest technologies
and to educate teachers on integrating this
technology into their curriculum. The technology
staff is working around all of the summer
technology classes to move and upgrade the Wide
Area Network to get ready for the upcoming school
year.
Graduate-level college classes
are being taught at the Junior High and Technical
Center by Pittsburg State University and William
Woods University. About 75 area teachers are
enrolled in these classes. Carthage R-9 staff
members are teaching two of the
technology-related classes.
Technology in-service for
teachers being offered includes using the mobile
labs, SmartBoard, PowerPoint, making web pages
and basic troubleshooting. This year the district
is planning the Technology Integration Academy.
This project will help teachers integrate
technology into the curriculum. Each teacher
involved will receive 30 hours of training and
will create and implement a project rich in
technologies in their classroom. To help
facilitate this integration, the teachers will
have a technician and another teacher available
in their classroom. These projects will be made
available to all teachers in the district as they
are completed. Members of the Carthage R-9 staff
trained through different grant programs will
supervise this project.
Several computer technology
enhanced classes were offered during summer
school. All mobile labs were moved to Fairview to
allow teachers and elementary students access to
computers. Junior High and Senior High were also
used for summer school at the secondary level.
The district has approximately
1,400 desktop computers and approximately 200
laptops. The laptop labs use a wireless network.
The district currently has one computer for every
2.5 students.
The district technology staff
has moved into a new location at Mark Twain
Elementary School. This will allow room for
technicians to work on computers and will provide
a classroom for the intern program taught by
Chris Honaker, District Communications Analyst.
Six high school students will participate this
year in the program and will assist with district
computer and network problems.
NASCAR
to the Max
Sundays running of the
New England 300 from the New Hampshire
International Speedway proved to be a challenge
for the drivers and crews. The track was recently
reconfigured through the turns to allow for more
passing and side-by-side action.
Also, a portion of the track
was ground down and repaved to smooth out some
rough areas. The drivers claim that over the
course of the race, "marbles", small
bits of gravel and pieces of tire that the gravel
chews up, was new pavement coming up and the
gravel used in the asphalt was causing their cars
to lose traction and control if the driver moved
out of the main racing groove. The track owner
claims that the problem wasnt with the
track coming apart; that the marbles were simply
bits of rubber not track surface. Regardless of
the cause, the race was slowed for 14 caution
periods for 77 laps, over 25% of the race. Most
of the accidents occurred as cars got out of the
groove, got into the marbles and hit the outside
retaining wall. Most drivers likened the race to
driving on ice. The most even-tempered of the
drivers stated the conditions were the same for
everyone.
Meanwhile, the most
hot-tempered drivers, and typically those that
had wrecked, called the track "junk",
"unsafe" or "real bad." Ward
Burton survived the battle of attrition to claim
his second win of the season.
After being penalized points
and fined for being below the minimum ride height
a guilty team recently claimed that their springs
settled as a result of normal racing action. Dale
Jarrett, who was not the driver in question, was
asked for his opinion of the fine and penalty. He
replied that if your springs were settling you
better find some that didnt.
In an ironic twist,
Jarretts car was found to be too low during
Sundays post race inspection. His team was
docked 25 driver and owner points and fined
$20,000.00!
The series returns to Pocono
(PA) Raceway this weekend. The aforementioned
Jarrett won the Pocono race contested in June.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
For the second time in the
last few meetings of the Council, a vote was
postponed because members in favor of the
particular bill were absent. Now this tactic
is perfectly legal as far as the rules of
procedure are concerned. Heres how it
works.
It takes 6 votes to pass an
ordinance. If a member in favor of the bill
sees there arent enough votes to make
the six, the member moves to postpone the
vote to the next meetin. Now it only
takes a majority of the members present to
approve the postponement. In the case of last
meetin, four voted to postpone and
three voted against, thus savin the
decision for the next meetin.
Some of those against the
move were not happy with the maneuver, but,
the rules of the game were upheld. As is
typically the case, ya cant win for
loosin.
This is some fact, but,
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click &
Clack
TALK CARS
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
My loser friend keeps asking me
to jump-start his loser car. I've done it about
five times now and I'm about ready to tell him
where he can put his jumper cables. Is my battery
going to suffer from all of this jump-starting?
My Honda Civic is 3 years old and I haven't had
to replace the battery yet, but I'm starting to
worry. Is there some technical, car-lingo-laden
excuse I can give him for why I can't help him
out next time his junk heap dies? Brad
RAY: Unfortunately, no, Brad.
Jump-starting someone else's car is just like
donating a pint of blood. A few days later, you'd
never know it happened.
TOM: It's just like starting
your own car one more time. So it hardly makes a
difference in the life of your battery.
RAY: That doesn't mean we can't
help you, though, Brad. If he's outworn his
welcome, we'll be happy to help you make up a
technical-sounding excuse.
TOM: Tell him that electron
drain during a jump-start is magnified by
Avogadro's number, and the tie-in between
Coulombs Law and the Hiesenberg Uncertainty
Principle makes it unwise to perform any more
than five jump-starts in a given year. Then throw
in some reference to global warming and
violations of the Southeast Asian Treaty
Organization, and he should get the idea.
RAY: Or just tell him you're
watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and he should
check the Yellow Pages under "AAA."
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