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published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, June 13, 2002 Volume X, Number 253
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Masonic Lodge #187 will be
working in the first degree at 7:30 p.m. on Thurs., June
13th. Dinner will be served before the meeting and all
Masons are encouraged to attend.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Humane Society has the perfect pet for you. Stop by the
corner of 3rd & Garrison (next to Beimdiek Insurance)
at 10 a.m. on Sat., June 22nd for Pet Adoption Day.
Gifts, raffles and coupons from area vets will be given
away. Pick from a variety of loving animals. Call
358-6402 if your pet is lost.
Did Ya Know?. . .The American
Red Cross will take blood donations at the Carthage
Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand, from 1:30-7:00 p.m.
on Thurs., June 20th and from 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. on Fri,.
June 21st. Recognition gifts will be given.
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today's
laugh
A farmer was bragging:
"I put up a scarecrow, and I didnt lose an ear
of corn."
The second farmer said,
"Thats nothing. My scarecrow was so scary, the
birds brought back the corn they stole a year ago."
One airline pilot had a great way of
getting the attention of the passengers. As his plane sat
on the runway, he spoke over the intercom, saying,
"Well take off in a few minutes. First, I have
to work up the nerve."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
THE
TONGUE CAME DOWN.
S. R. Brown, living on Dry Fork, north
of town, had a runaway for a block down West Fourth
street this morning, but happily the damage was slight.
He undertook to back his team at the
southwest corner of the square, and the neck yoke strap,
which held up the tongue, broke. This let the spring
wagon onto the horses, scaring them.
They started off kicking on the
down-hill grade threatening several rigs hitched along
the curbing.
Two men grabbed the rear of the vehicle
holding it back and Rev. B. H. Moore sprang out into the
street to the horses heads. By this means and the
efforts of Mr. Brown at the lines the trembling team was
stopped before reaching Lyon street.
The neckyoke was taken to a shop for
repairs and later the team was driven away with the wagon
as if nothing has happened.
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Today's Feature
May
2002 Tax Distribution.
Stephen H. Holt, Jasper County
Collector, has announced $613,133.54 was
collected by his office for the month of May
2002.
This amount includes
$327,370.24 in 2001 real estate taxes,
$101,642.93 in 2000 real estate taxes and $813.00
in 1999 real estate taxes.
Also collected was $166,106.10
in 2001 personal property taxes, $9,058.55 in
2000 personal property taxes, and $3,748.47 in
1999 personal property taxes.
$514.00 in duplicate receipts,
$3,650.00 in merchants licenses, $208.00 in
auctioneers licenses, and $22.25 in
miscellaneous fees.
Distribution of the $442,416.27
allocated to schools in Jasper County is as
follows:
Carl Junction R-I, $53,376.21;
Sarcoxie R-II, $9,331.25; Golden City R-III,
$426.53; Diamond R-IV, $807.66; Jasper R-V,
$9,836.76; Webb City R-VII, $92,197.09; Joplin
R-VIII, $196,849.04; Carthage R-IX, $76,111.34;
Avilla R-XIII, $3,480.39.
NASCAR
to the Max
Following Sundays Pocono
(PA) 500, Ricky Rudd has to be thinking he is
jinxed. Rudd, who has been in contention for a
win three of the last four weeks, was again the
victim of poor racing fortunes. This time
Rudds luck went south while he was leading
the race. With only five laps remaining, Rudd had
a tire go flat. While trying to nurse the car to
the finish, Rudd made contact with the wall
bringing out the caution flag with only one lap
remaining. Teammate Dale Jarrett took the victory
under caution at a leisurely 65 mph as the
checkered waved. Rudd finished 17th, the last
driver on the lead lap, a difference at the pay
window of over $120,000.00! The win marked
Jarretts first visit to the winners
circle this year.
This weeks race takes the
teams to Michigan International Speedway in
Brooklyn, MI. MIS is a 2-mile, D-shaped oval with
fairly steeped banking in the turns. The length
and banking makes the track one of the fastest on
the circuit. The track is also very wide which
allows for numerous opportunities to pass. There
are usually very few caution periods at MIS
making fuel mileage and quick pit stops a key
part of the strategy. Look for the high
horsepower, multi-car teams to have a leg up on
the competition this weekend. Of particular
interest will be the Yates teams of Jarrett and
Rudd. Yates is known to build one of the
strongest motors on the circuit. Also, Jeff
Gordon, who won this race last year, could break
out of his winless slump and pace the field of
43.
Silly Season, the time of the
season when rumors of driver and crew changes are
overshadowed only by the actual changes, has
gotten off to an earlier than normal start. Dale
Earnhardt Inc. driver Steve Park will likely
depart the team at seasons end with teammate
Michael Waltrips release coming sooner
rather than later. Richard Childress has swapped
the entire crews of his cars driven by Kevin
Harvick and Robby Gordon.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Can ya hear me now?
Possibly onea the most
recognized commercials in recent years. May
grow to be as popular as the
"Wheres the beef?" slogan of
past.
Course others have
become such everday slang. Here are a
few that will test your memory as well as
your age. Fill in the blanks.
"Youll wonder
where the yellow went........"
"Winston tastes
good.........."
"N-e-s-t-l-e-s,
Nestles makes the very best....."
"Arent you glad
you use Dial, dont you
wish........."
"............, a
little dab ll do ya."
And of course,
"....... the breakfast of Champions.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
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TALK CARS
Dear Tom and Ray:
I have a 94 Dodge Shadow.
When I stop at a red light and I have my foot on
the brakes, I can feel the brake pedal slip and
go down a little. I called my mechanic, and he
said it could be the master cylinder and told me
to take it back to the dealer.
The dealer checked it and told
me that nothings wrong. They didnt
charge me for the checkup. What do you think?
Should I be concerned? - Ellen.
Ray: It could still be a bad
master cylinder, Ellen. Leaky master cylinders
are notoriously difficult to diagnose.
Tom: But it could also be
absolutely nothing. We see this on a lot of
modern cars with electronic engine management
systems. When you come to a stop, the engine
management system may increase or decrease the
idle speed slightly for a variety of reasons.
When that happens, the engine
vacuum changes and, since the power brakes are
vacuum-assisted, you could feel a slight sinking
of the brake pedal.
Ray: The problem is, how do you
know whether its normal or not? The answer
is that you dont. But your mechanic should
be able to tell. And if hes unsure about
it, I would suggest he put in a new master
cylinder and see fi the problem goes away.
Tom: If it does go away, then
you know the master cylinder was, indeed,
starting to leak. If the brakes do exactly the
same thing with a new master cylinder, then
wed have to conclude that their diagnosis
was correct and theres nothing wrong.
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