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published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, November 13, 2002 Volume XI, Number 105
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Salvation
Army Soup Kitchen, 125 E. Fairview, will be serving Beef
& Egg Noodles, Buttered Carrots & Corn, and
Pumpkin Dessert today, Wed., Nov. 13th.
Did Ya Know?. . .Carthage
Masonic Lodge #197 will have a regular meeting at 11:30
p.m. on Thursday, Nov. 14th. The lodge will be working
extensively in the 2nd degree, and will be planning a
wives/ Eastern Star ladies appreciation dinner. All
Masons are encouraged to attend.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Salvation Army will be accepting applications for
bell-ringers. Applicants should be able to stand for long
periods of time and withstand cold weather. Applications
will be taken Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m. starting Mon.,
Nov. 11th at 125 E. Fairview. For more information please
contact Crystal Thompson at 417-358-2262.
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today's
laugh
Sunday School Teacher - "Willie,
do you know what becomes of boys who use bad language
when theyre playing marbles?"
Willie - "Yes, miss. They grow up and play
golf."
"It aint the school I
dont like: its the principal of the
thing."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
A Remarkable
Character.
Mrs. Gilson, an old and well known
resident at Dublin, near Jasper, died this week and was
buried in an old and abandoned cemetery at her own
request beside her husband who had been buried there. She
also requested that her favorite trinkets, a bow and
arrow, an old silver half dollar, sleeve buttons and a
book be buried in her coffin with her body. This was
done.
Mrs. Gilson was known as the
"marshal" on account of the peculiar habit she
had of "laying down the law" to those who went
contrary to her wishes. The following incident is a
sample: Some years ago a new saloon opened up in Jasper
and she warned the proprietor to not sell whiskey to her
son. It appears that her son proved to be one of the
first customers and learning of this, Mrs. Gilson went to
the saloon and pulling two big revolvers on the
barkeeper, reiterated her request with emphasis. The son
received no more whiskey at the Jasper saloon.
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Today's Feature
Home Leaves.
According to Gaylord Moore,
horticulture specialist, University of Missouri
Outreach and Extension, there are several options
available to homeowners for dealing with leaves.
"Leaves don't have to be
removed from your lawn. However, you do need to
make plans to use a mower. It is best to use a
mower with a mulching blade that chops up the
leaves so they will filter past the grass leaf
blade," said Moore.
Any heavy shading can have a
negative effect on the health of the grass. Newly
planted lawns are especially vulnerable to heavy
shading and smothering of the grass.
Besides being easier, there are
some other benefits from chopping up leaves and
letting them remain on the lawn.
"Chopping up the leaves
can be a natural method of returning nutrients
back into the soil once the leaves have
decomposed," said Moore.
However, if leaves are
smothering the lawn, Moore suggests promptly
removing them from the lawn and using the chopped
leaves as mulch.
"Using chopped up leaves
as mulch around trees, shrubs or within perennial
beds can bring tremendous benefits. Shredding
leaves will also hasten the decomposition process
and transform into composted organic
matter," said Moore.
According to Moore, leaves can
also be mixed into vegetable and flower gardens
as a source of organic matter. However, he
recommends adding animal manure or other nitrogen
sources to hasten the decomposition process.
Other options for leaves are composting or
delivering them to a local yard-waste recycling
center.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive seen those ads
for the gizmo that attaches to the water hose
to blow leaves outa the rain gutters.
Course they dont show the folks
usin em gettin soaked to
the core with all that water splashin
around.
What I want to see is a
gizmo that attaches to the vacuum cleaner to
clean bugs outa those chandeliers. You know
the ones, they look like big bowls suspended
down from chains. They always have a handful
a dead bugs in the bottom of em and are
usually hangin from a twenty foot
ceilin. The bigger the bowl, the more
bugs are collected.
Ive often wondered
what bugs did at night before street lights
were invented. Maybe lightin bugs were
the big attraction back then, givin a
brief glimpse of the future social activity
of bug kind. Then, everone knows bugs
are for the birds.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
YOUR
AMERICA
By Amy Anderson
The Mall of America. If it
sounds impossibly large and overwhelming, well,
thats because it is all 4.2 million
square feet of it. With the holidays coming up
meaning shopping season is already in full
swing I thought wed take a look at a
mall that is not only a worthwhile shopping
establishment, but a tourist draw as well.
Located in one of the most
unlikely cold-weather travel destinations
Minnesota the Mall of America is now
visited by more than 42.5 million shoppers every
year. Its variety of specialty stores is
unmatched, with more than 500 to choose from.
They range from mall standards like the Gap and
Old Navy to more intriguing niche stores. For
example, you can explore the world of stamps and
postage at Postmark America, a
"one-of-a-kind postal retail store," or
shop the world of medicine and the human body at
Bare Bones. Heck, you can even see local and
national acts at the comedy club (Knuckleheads),
take in a few frames of bowling (Jillians
Hi Life Lanes), catch a class on accounting
(National American University and two other
colleges) and get married (Chapel of Love, where
2,500 couples have said "I do").
So you arent impressed
yet? How about activities for kids, since they
have to be entertained too? OK, here you go: Camp
Snoopy tops the list, being that it is the
worlds largest indoor theme park. The
Mighty Axe, a spiral roller coaster, and Paul
Bunyans Log Chute are quite fun, but there
are other big rides if you are looking for more.
You can also visit Underwater Adventures, with
its Shark Cove (come, meet real sharks!) and the
Seven Seas Gallery. Or hurry over to LEGOs
Imagination Center, a four-story LEGO playhouse.
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