The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Friday, November 29, 2002 Volume XI, Number 116
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .On Monday, Dec.
2nd a new McCune-Brooks Hospital Support Group will meet
from 6-7 p.m. in the Skilled Activity Room, 3rd Floor.
The topic is "Holiday Stress." Discussion will
include depression, feeling overwhelmed and financial
stress. Call 359-2316 for more info.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Public Library will close at 5 p.m. on Wed., Nov. 27th
and be closed for Thanksgiving. Regular hours will resume
Friday, Nov. 29th.
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today's
laugh
An elderly woman is
sitting on a plane and getting increasingly nervous about
the thunderstorm raging outside. She turns to a minister
sitting next to her:
"Reverend, you are a man of
God. Why cant you do something about this
problem?"
"Lady Im in sales, not management."
An executive is a man who believes in
sharing the credit with the man who did the work.
The office manager is brought into the presidents
office.
"Mary, theres $50,000 missing from the safe,
and you and I are the only two people who have the
combination. Perhaps youd like to say
something."
"Mr. Smith, why dont we each kick in $25,000
and forget about the whole thing."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
NOT
ENOUGH DINNER.
The dinner served today by the ladies
of the South Methodist church was so well patronized that
even standing room was at a premium and hundreds stood
waiting an opportunity to get to the tables, many waiting
patiently for an hour or more. So good was the dinner
that the fortunate ones who got in early told of it on
the streets and this served to increase the crowd.
The provision of food was double that
of any dinner ever served before yet there was not near
enough to supply the crowd. Many who had bought tickets
in advance were turned away, but these will be allowed to
use their tickets at an oyster supper to be served this
evening.
The Christmas bazaar features will be
continued over tomorrow. The display of fancy goods is
one of the best shown this season and is meeting with
good success. The object of this bazaar and meal service
is to raise money for building a new church.
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Today's Feature
Power
Sources Considered.
The Carthage Water and Electric
Plant Board heard a report from their Long Range
Planning Committee at the regular Board meeting
last week.
They informed the Board that
they had reviewed the recent Power Supply Study
and are considering the continuing need to secure
sources of power.
City Attorney David Mouton has
been reviewing a 24 month contract with Sikeston
of 4 Megawatts capacity for October through May
and 6 Megawatts capacity from June through
September. Also being considered is a summer
purchase with Empire.
Committee member Bob Anderson
noted that because of various transmission
issues, additional generation by the Carthage
Electric Plant is being seriously considered.
The Board also heard a report
from General Manager Bob Williams concerning the
possibility of CW&EP acquiring its own health
insurance. The current arrangement is in
conjunction with the City health plan. Quotes
will continue to be gathered for consideration in
time for the renewal date of April 1, 2003.
NASCAR
to the Max
During the last race of the
season, the series points standings
took a serious shuffling. Going into the race,
Tony Stewart and Mark Martin would be battling
for first and second with the spread from Martin
in second to third place Kurt Busch being an
insurmountable difference. Third through seventh
however were up for grabs among five drivers.
When the dust had settled on
Sunday, only 67 points separated the five
positions with Busch maintaining third followed
by Jeff Gordon 34 points in arrears.
Seven points behind Gordon was
Jimmie Johnson who led Ryan Newman by the same
margin. The driver that took the most severe hit
was Rusty Wallace who entered the day in fifth
place but a poor showing relegated him to seventh
when the final tally was totaled. Wallace trailed
sixth place by only 19 points. Rounding out the
top ten were Matt Kenseth, Dale Jarrett and Ricky
Rudd.
All of the drivers in the top
10 of the points standings are part of a
multi-car operation. All but Tony Stewart had a
teammate finish in the top 10 as well with Roush
Racing teammates Martin, Busch and Kenseth
claiming three of the spots.
Several streaks will have to be
restarted at the beginning of next year. Rusty
Wallace had claimed a victory in each of the past
sixteen years tying him with Ricky Rudd for
second on the all time consecutive victories
list. Wallace came close several times this
season by carding four second place finishes.
Wallace is laying his sights on the season
opening Daytona 500.
Jeff Gordon will be looking to
start a new streak as well. For the first time in
his career, 320 starts, Gordon was forced to take
a provisional starting position for the season
finale.
The top 36 positions are based
on qualifying time; the provisional positions 37
through 43 are awarded to drivers based on their
position in the drivers points
standings with certain limitations and criteria.
Very few drivers make it a season without using a
provisional let alone ten years as Gordon did.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The cool weather last
weekend was just right to put an edge on
my exercise of seein how close I
could come to a nail without doin
enough damage to my fingers so I would be
forced to lay down the hammer.
Workin from a
ladder, I was placed in the position
where I could strike justice with both my
right and left hand, thus givin
equal time for both sides of the story.
Bein prone to
favor my right hand for hammer
swingin, I was more accurate,
usually, but also did more damage when I
miscalculated. When swingin with
the left hand, I only was able to inflict
a little sting, but that one good shot
with my stronger right handed swing
resulted in a swell blood blister.
Its amazin how well the voice
travels through the neighborhood on a
quiet, cool afternoon, from the top of a
twenty foot ladder. Even the squirrels
scattered.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click &
Clack
TALK CARS
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom &
Ray:
My wife just bought a brand-new
Subaru Forester. She loves the car and the
new-car smell.
But recently, something
happened that changed the smell greatly for the
worse. While driving down the highway, a large
plastic garbage bag blew under the car and did
not come out. It stuck to the bottom of the
exhaust system and melted onto it. The smell is
awful! Is there anything we can do to get this
stuff off? Scraping does not seem to work.
Harry
RAY: Gee, Harry. Something
recently happened to change MY cars smell
for the worse, too. My brother got in.
TOM: This is a common scourge,
Harry. We see it mostly with plastic supermarket
bags. They get under cars and instantly melt all
over the red-hot catalytic converter.
RAY: It wont do any real
harm to the car, and eventually, itll burn
off altogether. But itll take weeks. So if
you want to accelerate the process, you can get
one of those scrapers that uses razor blades and
have a go at it. We also find that a wire brush
helps. Make sure you do it when the exhaust
system is cool, so you dont burn yourself.
But with those two tools, you should be able to
get 95 percent of it off, and the rest will burn
off by itself.
TOM: And who knows, you might
actually get to like the smell! Whenever I get in
his car, my brother now looks for plastic bags to
run over.
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