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Thursday, November 7, 2002 Volume XI, Number 101
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The
McCune-Brooks Hospital Auxiliary Gift Shop will hold its
annual pre-Christmas sale on Friday, Nov. 8, 2002, from
9a.m.- 7p.m. The public is encouraged to attend. Light
refreshments will be served.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Hope for
Hailey Hyperbaric Chamber Fund will have a Shrimp Gumbo
Feed at 6 p.m. on Sat., Nov. 9th at the Train Barn, west
Mound St. Road (across from Old Cabin Shop). Public is
invited. $15 per person, $25 per couple.
Did Ya Know?. . .Eminence
Chapter #93 Order of the Eastern Star will serve Ham
& Beans, pie, and coffee or tea from 11 a.m.-2 p.m.
& 4-7 p.m. on Friday, Nov. 8th, at the Masonic Temple
dining room, 7th & Maple. Cost is $4 for adults.
Carryouts available
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today's
laugh
"Why did you throw the pot of
geraniums at the plaintiff?"
"Because of an advertisement, your honor."
"What advertisement?"
"Say it with flowers."
The lawyer called his clerk and said to
him: "Smith, you have been employed by me for five
years. To mark my appreciation of this you will now be
addressed as Mr. Smith."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
Located by X Rays.
Saturday evening about 4 oclock
Frank Skillen, a 12-year-old boy who lives at his
parents home on Tenth street near Garrison avenue,
accidentally shot himself in the hand with a pistol.
The boy says that he had been playing
with the weapon and was just about to lay it on a shelf
when it was discharged, the 22-caliber ball lodging in
his left hand near the thumb. He screamed lustily and his
mother came to his aid and hurried him up town to a
surgeon.
Dr. Taylor took an X ray picture of the
hand and locating the bullet, cut directly to it. Young
Skillen will not be permanently injured by the wound.
Hear Edward Baxter Perry, the noted
blind pianist, at the Christian church next Tuesday
evening.
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Today's Feature
Hope for Hailey.
The Hope for Hailey Foundation will host a shrimp
gumbo feed this Saturday at the Carthage Shrine
Train Barn on West Mount Street Road (across from
the Old Cabin Shop). Tickets are $15 per person,
$25 per couple.
The Foundation is raising money
to continue funding of a Hyperbaric Chamber. The
device allows exposure to high pressure oxygen
that is said to help victims of Cerebral Palsy,
strokes, MS, and burns.
The Foundation became a legally
incorporated, non-profit foundation in June of
2001.
The Hope for Hailey
Foundations goals are to provide Southwest
Missouri with a hyperbaric chamber, continued
fund-raising in order to maintain and operate the
chamber and assist CP childrens families
with some of the cost.
In August of 2002 the
Foundation purchased a hyperbaric chamber. In
September a twenty-eight foot trailer was
purchased for a temporary home for the chamber. A
medical technician has been retained to
administer treatments, and the search is on for a
medical director and a permanent facility.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Halloween is over, the
elections are over, now its time to
turn our attention toward that annual
celebration of excessive gluttony, Turkey
Day.
Oh sure, there are those
who would tell you the holiday is more about
gatherin of family and takin
comfort in the efforts and rewards of the
harvest. But then, by the last reckonin
I heard, less that 2% of us actually take
part in a real harvest any more.
Course gettin
the family to actually sit down at the table
and share a meal probly is
somethin out of the ordinary these
days. Typically at our family Turkey Day, the
table is so full a food no one can sit at the
table anyway.
I guess when it comes down
to it, Thanksgivin is a family day. The
food is just serendipity.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click &
Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom
& Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
I am a 16-year-old high-school
student who is car shopping. I had convinced
myself that I wanted a small SUV, like a Honda
CR-V or a Toyota RAV4. But then I started
considering the likelihood of a rollover, and
Ive hit a dead end. No matter who you ask,
everyone has a different recommendation for a
safe car, but my godparents told me that you are
the experts. Can you recommend a safe car for a
16-year-old with a severe fear of future
accidents and a limited price range ($10K-$12K)?
I need a solution before my mom and I stop
speaking over this whole ordeal. Thanks!
Barb
RAY: Boy, are you in luck,
Barb! Sometimes the planets just happen to line
up perfectly, and this is one of those times.
TOM: As you might know, Volvo
has long been known for making very safe, but
very ugly, cars. But through some interplanetary
magnetic shift, Volvos have recently become
"cool" cars among high-school and
college kids. Why? We dont know. Maybe ugly
is in.
RAY: My brother certainly hopes
so. Hes been waiting for ugly to come into
fashion his entire life.
TOM: For $10,000-$12,000,
youll have many choices. You can easily get
a late 90s Volvo 850 or S70 (theyre
the same car Volvo just changed the name
in 1998). For that money, you should be able to
get a 1996-98 with a moderate number of
miles on it (something with 50,000-60,000 would
be ideal). And dont spend all of your money
on the car. Save some for maintenance and
repairs.
RAY: Or you can get an older,
classic Volvo, like a 240, which is a real tank.
In that case, youll spend a lot less on the
car, but youll need a bit more of the
savings to cover the inevitable repairs. So hang
on to it
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