today's
laugh
A captain in an
infantry unit made up for the most past of draftees
summoned one of his lieutenants. "Better look up the
pre-induction record of Private Spotts," he said.
"Ive noticed that every time he fires his
pistol on the range, he wipes off the fingerprints."
It was one of those typical Arizona
windstorms, fierce and prolonged. A man driving by sees a
cowboys head in the sand. The man says, "Hold
on, Ill dig you out."
The cowboy says, "Got a tractor? Im sitting on
my horse."
Our apartment wall are so thin, the
neighbors can hear everything we say. Wed put up
drapes, but then we wouldnt hear what the neighbors
say.
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
Ed
Clayton Pleads Guilty.
The burglar who broke into the car of
flour belonging to Morrow & Taaffe, in the Missouri
Pacific yards, has been discovered, and turns out to be a
15-year-old boy.
Marshal Stafford and Officer Drake have
been working on the case and got evidence that Ed
Clayton, a Carthage boy with a jail record, was the
guilty one. Clayton evidently feared detection, for he
has been in hiding.
Officers Hedrick and Manker located the
lad asleep in the barn on the lot at the southeast corner
of Third and Fulton, last night, arrested him and lodged
him in the holdover. When arrested young Clayton denied
all knowledge of the crime and declared he didnt
even know a burglary had been committed, but in Justice
Woodwards court this morning he pleaded guilty and
said he was going to keep on stealing just as long as he
was given jail sentences, as he wanted to go to reform
school. He told where he had sold the flour and declared
he had no assistance, carrying the stolen 200 pounds away
in several trips.
Prosecuting Attorney Mooneyham is
preparing the necessary papers to send Clayton to the
reform school and the lads ambition will be
gratified at last.
One 50-pound sack Clayton sold to a
woman for fifty cents. She evidently knew it was stolen,
for she changed it into two 25-pound sacks of the Avilla
mill. She denied buying the flour until the lad
confessed, she then paid full price for it.
The other sacks were found, having been
sold to different families.
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Today's Feature
Council Opposes Amendment No. 2.
The Carthage City
Council voted unanimously to accept a resolution
that opposes Amendment No. 2 of the Missouri
Constitution. The amendment will appear on the
November 5 ballot. It would allow municipal fire
fighters and ambulance personnel to enter into
collective bargaining if they are unionized.
The Council previously voted in
favor of Amendment No. 4 that would allow city
utilities to enter into cooperative arrangements
with other city utilities and still remain under
local control. The CW&EP Board also supports
Amendment No. 4.
The Council approved the
annexation of property on Chapel Road as
requested by Poto Investment.
Council member Jim Woestman
reported to the Council that a survey of the
downtown area shows there are nineteen retail
stores, forty-seven service businesses, and
thirteen vacancies.
"Percentage-wise,"
said Woestman, "were talking
twenty-three percent retail, fifty-nine percent
service, and sixteen percent vacancies. And I can
assure you people are working hard on this."
NASCAR
to the Max
Sundays running of the
Old Dominion 500 from Martinsville (VA) Speedway
appeared to be anybodies day but Kurt
Buschs. Busch qualified near the rear of
the 43-car field in 36th. Buschs day took a turn from bad
to worse during the race when contact with Jeff
Gordon spun him out and he lost several positions
as a result. Buschs team kept making
adjustments on his car and with much persistence
Busch had scratched and clawed his way into
contention. During a caution period with 91 laps
remaining, Buschs crew got him back on the
track in first place, which he never
relinquished. Johnny Benson made sure Busch had
to work for the win as Benson pressured Busch
over the final ten laps and even bumped
Buschs already battered ride a few times
just to be sure Busch knew that he was waiting to
pounce should he make a mistake. The win marked
Buschs second win of his career and the
season. Buschs win from the 36th starting
position is the furthest a winner has come at
Martinsville since 1959 when Lee Petty won from
the 24th position. Busch also joins the elite
group of Richard Petty, Jeff Gordon and Junior
Johnson as the only drivers to win twice before
their 25th birthday.
The top-five in the
seasons points championship all
finished in the top 15 enabling Tony Stewart to
maintain his points lead. Jimmie Johnson did
close the gap to 82 points however. Rusty Wallace
took 4th from Ryan Newman with Newman dropping
to 5th
only three markers behind Wallace. 177 points
separates the top five with only four events
remaining. The series heads to the fastest
track on the circuit, Atlanta Motor Speedway this
Sunday. The track is a 1.54-mile high-banked
oval. Qualifying speeds will likely be over 195
mph with average lap speeds during the race of
over 190 mph. Joe Gibbs Racing team mates, Tony
Stewart and Bobby Labonte, have won the last two
races here with Stewart looking to extend his
points lead with a strong finish among the 43
starters.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I hate ta mention it this
early, but if ya wanna be in the Christmas
parade, you need to get your application from
Main Street Carthage. Unlike Christmas, the
parade is only bout a month away on
Monday December 2. This years theme is
"Unwrap the Spirit of the Season."
The parade is a cooperative effort between
SkillsUSA-VICA and Main Street.
As you probly notice
from the ads this week, the Mud Flats Jubilee
is startin up this Friday evenin.
The "open stage" portion of the
show is open to anyone with the guts ta get
on stage. From what Im hearin,
there are several local musicians
plannin to show up. Vocalists will
likely be able to find someone to back
em up. Course havin an
appreciative audience is where the fun is,
and, there is no charge for admission.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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TALK CARS
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom &
Ray:
Im having no luck
convincing my wife that the chattering produced
by her 99 Chevy Cavalier (30,000 miles,
lots of brake pad left) when it rains is
absolutely normal and not life-threatening.
Despite my accurate call that the intermittent
braking noise (only when wet) stops after lightly
riding the brakes, and thus drying them, she
feels that catastrophe can ONLY be averted by
taking the car to an "expert" and
writing a check for his sage advice. Help me out,
guys, and give a totally discounted
husbands diagnosis some credibility.
Dave
RAY: Dave, your wife might have
very good reasons for discounting your diagnosis.
So we cant bail you out without knowing
your track record.
TOM: For instance, what if your
last diagnosis was "just the tire rubbing
against the wheel well, hon." And it turned
out to be a bad ball joint, the wheel fell off
and your wife drove into a vegetable cart? Then
we might sympathize with her desire for an expert
opinion.
RAY: But you might be right,
Dave. Drum brakes are notorious for
"grabbing" when theyre wet. So if
this car has drums in the rear, they could be
grabbing the first time you stop. And the
chattering you hear is the anti-lock brake system
kicking in to keep the rear wheels from locking
up.
TOM: So if you have drum brakes
in the rear and this only happens the first time
you drive the car after a rain, then chances are
youre right, Dave.
RAY: But if it happens more
often than that, or if you have disc brakes in
the back (which was an option on this car), then
I think its worth taking the car to the
dealer and having the brakes checked and the ABS
sensors scanned.
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