today's
laugh
When he speaks, a
whole nation listens.
A man of importance, he?
No, only a radio announcer.
You know he is the laziest man in the
world. He is so lazy, he doesnt even bother to make
coffee. He just puts the coffee grounds in his mustache
and drinks hot water.
Hes been sitting there all day,
doing nothing but wasting his time.
How do you know?
Because Ive been watching him.
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
NEW
BIG BILLBOARDS.
The old bill boards on the east side of
North Main street below Central avenue, have been torn
down and a new set of boards, much better constructed,
are going up in their place. R. C. Cragin has the
contract. These boards are at the front of lots owned by
the R. H. Rose Mercantile Co., and are erected by them.
They will paint large permanent signs on the boards.
As the boards are larger than the Rose.
Co. need, space has been leased to other firms. W. W.
Brinkley & Son, The Hamilton Wallingford Shoe Co. and
A. H. Caffee & Co. have so far taken space and will
paint signs there. The boards will no longer be used for
bill posting.
The R. H. Rose Mercantile Co. are also
putting up large sign boards at the east end of Central
avenue on the south side of the street, so situated that
they face people driving into town on the road running
south to Central avenue from the upper bridge.
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Today's Feature
Festivals
Celebrate Diversity.
The upcoming multicultural
festivals in Monett, Noel, Carthage and
Springfield are designed to celebrate the
diversity of southwest Missouri and increase
awareness of different cultures.
"The multicultural
festivals, like the one in Carthage, will be a
fun way to celebrate the diversity of cultures
that are present in southwest Missouri,"
said Jinny Hopp, human development specialist,
University Outreach and Extension.
The second annual Festival of
Friends will be held 5 p.m. - 8 p.m., Sept. 21,
Memorial Hall, 407 South Garrison, Carthage, Mo.
This festival has a goal of bringing people
together to celebrate diversity by sharing
cultural displays, music, food and poetry. For
more information on this event, or to reserve a
booth at the event for your non-profit
organization, contact Hopp, (417) 358-2158.
"These festivals are
multicultural, showcasing Hispanic,
African-American, Native American and Ozarks
culture, music and food side-by-side. Each of
them are free activities suitable for the entire
family," said Pat Williams, diversity
specialist, University of Missouri Outreach and
Extension.
NASCAR
to the Max
Saturday nights running
of the Chevy Monte Carlo 400 from Richmond, VA
was slowed considerably by 10 caution periods for
65 laps and 1 red flag period to clean up a
multi-car accident that left the track almost
completely blocked. Matt Kenseth ran strong all
night and assumed the lead with 107 laps
remaining. Several drivers were able to make a
charge toward Kenseth only to suffer some
misfortune. The most notable of these was Rusty
Wallace who mounted his charge with about 20 laps
remaining only to suffer a flat tire. By the time
Wallace returned from the pits he was a lap down
in 15th. Kenseth took his fourth win of the
season by over 6 seconds.
Prior to Saturday night, Jeff
Gordon had been running at the finish of 56
straight races, a modern era (which started in
1972) record. Gordons streak came to an end
Saturday, the result of engine failure that
relegated him to a 40th place finish. The current
longest streak now falls to Kenseth and Kyle
Petty with 25.
Joplins own Jamie
McMurray has been tabbed to drive a third Dodge
in the Winston Cup Series for team owner Chip
Ganassi. The team has secured sponsorship from
Havoline via Chevron/Texaco. Ganassi currently
fields cars for series points leader
Sterling Marlin and Jimmy Spencer.
This Sundays race will
take place at the New Hampshire International
Speedway in Loudon, NH. The flat one-mile track
appears to one of the least favorite on the
schedule. Until the track was widened earlier
this year, the layout only allowed one groove, or
lane, of racing. The renovations that were made
earlier this year had not adequately cured and
made the July race treacherously slick. At the
time, most drivers indicated the track probably
wouldnt improve much by now.
Look for several early cautions
until the drivers figure out exactly what the
track conditions are and where the racing groove
is. Among the 43 starters, Tony Stewarts
dirt track experience could serve him well on a
slippery track and he could emerge with the
victory.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The City Council will meet
tonight due to many of the members bein
outa town last Tuesday for a Missouri
Municipal League meetin. Onea the
agenda items is the reconsideration of a
contract for storm water drainage that was
defeated at the last regular meetin.
The concern raised by some Council members
was the lack of control the City seems to
have been havin over some of the jobs
theyve contracted for. In particular
the construction of George Phelps Boulevard
through the Myers Park Development. The
completion of that project is behind schedule
and some rework has been ordered. The same
company has submitted the low bid for the
storm water project. It looks like the
reconsideration will allow the storm water
project, but hopefully with more oversight.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Click & Clack
TALK CARS
Dear Tom and
Ray:
I have a 98 Honda Civic
with 73,000 miles. Over the past month, Ive
noticed that my car seems to bounce excessively
when Im driving over bumps. Also, when I am
accelerating or braking quickly on a bumpy
surface, the wheels seem to skip over the ground
(I can hear the rubber squeal as the tires lose
and gain traction).
I took it to the dealership,
and the guy told me it was an alignment problem
that caused "cupping" on my tires and a
bumpy ride. However, the ride is smooth on a
smooth road. Its only the bumps that I have
a problem. Phil
TOM: Gee, Im confused,
Phil. When you described your symptoms, my first
though was "shocks." But the reaction
of the dealer confuses me.
RAY: Right. How he could EVER
miss an opportunity to sell a set of shocks is
absolutely beyond me!
TOM: Actually, the first thing
you should check is your tire pressure, Phil.
Because overinflated tires can cause exactly the
symptoms you describe.
RAY: But if the pressure is
correct, then I think your problem IS shocks
(also called struts). Simply put, the job of the
shocks is to "push down" and keep the
tires firmly planted on the road, no matter what
bumps they encounter. When the shocks wear out,
the tires bounce over bumps and then stay in the
air.
TOM: And when tires bounce,
they do exactly what you describe. They make the
car bounce, and they chirp when you brake on a
bumpy surface, because theyre skidding
every time they come down and make contact with
the road.
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