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Thursday, September 26, 2002 Volume XI, Number 71
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Memorial Hall, 407 South
Garrison, will host a Ribbon-Cutting/Open House Ceremony
from 5-7 p.m. on Thursday, Sept. 26th. The public is
invited and refreshments will be served.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Jasper
County Assessors Office will be closed from
2:00-3:00 p.m. on Thursday, Sept. 26th, 2002, for the
retirement reception for Dorothy Sharp. She is retiring
after 28 years of service at the Jasper County
Courthouse.
Did Ya Know?. . .The City of
Carthage will be spraying for mosquitoes this week,
Mon.-Fri., Sept. 23rd-27th. Your area will be sprayed in
the evening of the day your trash is picked up, between
the hours of 7:45 p.m. to 11 p.m. You may want to turn
off any attic or window fans when the sprayer is in your
area.
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today's
laugh
Oscar: A dime and a
penny were on top of a building. The penny jumped off.
Nancy: Why didnt the dime?
Oscar: The dime had more cents.
Swimmer: Are you sure there are no
crocodiles at this beach?
Lifeguard: Quite sure. The sharks chase them away!
Kathy: Wheres Moscow?
Jimmy: Out in the barn, next to pas cow.
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
BROKE
HIS COLLAR BONE.
Willie Orr Collided
With a Post With Serious Results.
Willie Orr, the sixteen-year-old son of
Mrs. Clara Orr, ran against a post in the dark Tuesday
evening, and fell and broke his right collar bone. It
hurt badly but he did not realize that any bones were
broken until he called on Dr. Post yesterday afternoon.
The doctor reduced the fracture and the unfortunate
member bids fair to soon be in good shape again.
FIRST MANDOLIN CLUB
DANCE.
Over fifty were in attendance at the
dance given by the Carthage mandolin, banjo and guitar
club at Waters hall last night. It was their initiatory
dance of the season, and proved a highly enjoyable
occasion. These dances will be given by the club each
Wednesday evening.
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Today's Feature
Rally
for Amendment 4.
Members of the Carthage Water
and Electric Plant Board will participate in a
Kickoff Rally sponsored by "Yes on 4
Committee" to be held this morning at 9:30
a.m. in Memorial Hall on the second floor.
The purpose of the meeting will
be to explain to the news media and interested
parties Amendment 4 that will appear on the
November general election ballot. The amendment
would allow municipal utilities to participate in
joint power generation projects while maintaining
local municipal control according to the
Committee.
Also scheduled to participate
in the rally is General Manager of the Missouri
Public Utility Alliance and the Missouri
Association of Municipal Utilities, Duncan
Kincheloe. Kincheloe is currently volunteering
his service as Executive Director of the Yes on 4
Committee and will present most of the program.
Kincheloe formerly served as a Commissioner of
the Missouri Public Service Commission (PSC).
Former Missouri Secretary of
State Bekki Cook and former PSC Chairman Karl
Zobrist say the amendment will help avoid a
California-style energy crisis in Missouri.
NASCAR
to the Max
Sundays running of the
MBNA All-American Heroes 400 from Dover, Delaware
featured more of the veteran versus the young gun
action that has flavored the series all season.
This time youth and enthusiasm outran age and
experience as 27 year old, Rookie-of-the-Year
Candidate, Jimmie Johnson scored his third win of
the season by holding off 43 year old Mark Martin
by barely a half car length. Johnson was
dominating the race when the days final
caution flag flew on lap 319. All of the lead lap
cars pitted with Johnson winning the race off pit
road. Martin mounted several charges against
Johnson over the final laps but was never able to
make a pass. Johnsons win tied him with
Tony Stewart for most wins by a rookie that
Stewart set in 1999.
The season points
standings were further jumbled by poor showings
by Sterling Marlin and Jeff Gordon. Martin
remained in the lead while Marlin fell from 2nd to 4th with Johnson
moving to 2nd and Stewart to 3rd. The top four are separated by only 81
points with Gordon a distant 5th, 190 markers
back. With eight races remaining, the
championship race looks like it will go down to
the wire.
Area residents best
chance to see live NASCAR Winston Cup action will
be this Sundays Protection One 400 at the
Kansas Speedway in Kansas City, KS. The track is
a 1.5-mile tri-oval with fairly steeped banking
in the turns. The drivers are eager to return to
the track because of the friendly nature of the
fans and the amenities that the track installed
for driver comfort. The track is in its second
season and has had additional time to cure and
should host an exciting race with speeds close to
200 mph at times. Jeff Gordon won the inaugural
race last year and knows that if he is to contend
for the championship, a good run here is crucial.
Look for other young guns Matt Kenseth, Dale
Earnhardt, Jr. and Kevin Harvick to join Gordon
among the front-runners of the 43 starters.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Unfortunately, Im
reminded of old sayins much too often.
Like:
Why is there always time to
do somethin over and never enough time
to do it right the first time?
Its better to be rich
and healthy than poor and sick.
Whether youre rich or
poor, its good ta have money.
Two can live as cheap as
one, as long as one doesnt eat.
Its not the cost of a
dinnin table thats bad, its
the upkeep.
The most critical part of
any rain dance is timin.
Its better to keep
quiet and let folks think youre a fool
than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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TALK CARS
By Amy Anderson
Dear Tom and
Ray:
Do "multivalve"
engines have real advantages for average
motorists? Many years ago, I enjoyed reading
Smokey Yunicks articles in Popular Science.
On an article on engines, Smokey said that there
is no advantage, to most drivers. He said that
multivalve engines have value only at high rpm
(i.e., for people who drive very fast).
Whats more, gas mileage doesnt seem
to have improved with all of these multivalve
engines out there now. What do you think of
Smokeys comments? Charles
RAY: What a coincidence; Smokey
Yunick is what we call my brother every time he
lights a cigar.
TOM: In this case, I dont
happen to agree with Smokey. Valves are all about
breathing. And the more valves you have up
to a point the better your engine can
breathe. By breathing, we mean getting a fresh
charge of gasoline and air into a cylinder and
then getting the spent exhaust out of there.
RAY: The easiest way to see
this is to draw a circle. That represents the top
of a cylinder. Now draw the two largest circles
you can fit inside that first circle those
are your two valves, intake and exhaust.
TOM: You can see that
theres a lot of wasted space. Now, if you
draw four circles (i.e., valves) inside that
first circle, you can fill up a lot more space,
open up a lot more of the top of the cylinder and
get a lot more stuff in and out. That means you
get more power out of each stroke.
RAY: And while it certainly
helps most at higher rpm, because thats
when youre asking the most of your engine,
it makes a difference at moderate rpm, too.
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