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Thursday, April 17, 2003 Volume IX, Number 213
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .You can now
make a deposit at Hometown Bank to go towards an addition
to the cat room at the Carthage Humane Society. Carthage
Humane Society is looking for foster families to relieve
overcrowding during peak season. For more information
call Kaylene Cole at 358-6808.
Did Ya Know?. . .Golden
Reflections will have an afternoon tea at 2 p.m. on
Thursday, April 17th in the McCune-Brooks hospital
cafeteria. Mark Francis from Generations will speak about
the MBH Geriatric Unit. Bingo will also be played. Call
359-2347 for more information.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Water & Electric Plant Board will have a regular
meeting at 4 p.m. on Thursday, April 17th at the City
Hall Council Chambers, 326 Grant.
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today's laugh
MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow
the money I gave you?
LITTLE JOHNNY: You said it was my lunch money.
Be careful when reading health books,
you might die of a misprint.
-Mark Twain
Q: What kind of work goes on in a salt
& pepper factory?
A: Seasonal work.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A Stranded Wreck.
One of those unfortunate women whose
lives have been wrecked by liquor came to Carthage last
night and was locked up by Marshal Stafford this morning.
She is a gray-haired woman with fairly good clothes, but
her language betrays familiarity with jails.
She was run out of Joplin where she was
three times arrested for drunkenness. Her face shows a
life of dissipation and the depravity of her mind would
give a philanthropist little hope of her future. She says
her home is in Kansas City, where she claims to have
well-to-do, but not wealthy, relatives. She cried and
spoke of this.
The Ladies Aid society of the M. F.
church will meet tomorrow afternoon at the home of Mrs.
George Mattison, on South Garrison avenue, at 2:30
oclock.
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Today's Feature
Airport Terminal Demolition.
The Public Works Committee held
their bimonthly meeting Tuesday evening in
Council Chambers. The agenda included reviewing
and discussing bids for the old airport terminal
building demolition.
The bids for demolition of the
old airport terminal building included two
levels, one bid included busting up the slab and
hauling it off as part of the demolition and the
second bid did not include removal of the slab.
The committee discussed the pros and cons of
having the slab removed. Committee member Jackie
Boyer said she had concerns about leaving the
slab on location. She said that she was afraid
the "skaters" would find it. Street
Commissioner Tom Shelly said that the street
department could easily remove the slab if
needed. The Committee voted unanimously to
recommend to Council that they accept the low bid
from C&L for $2,705 and then have the street
department take care of the slab.
During discussions committee
members ask questions and attempt to make the
best possible decisions for the city.
"I like asking the what if
questions," said Boyer.
NASCAR to the
Max
Before the season began, NASCAR
implemented a series of rules that were designed
to make the different car makes more
aerodynamically equal. Though the different
manufacturers still maintain a little
flexibility, many templates that the cars are
required to fit during pre-race inspection are
the same. These common templates were designed to
make the racing more competitive and give more
teams a chance to win. So far, the plan is
working. Sundays Virginia 500 in
Martinsville, VA marked the ninth race of the
season and the ninth different winner.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr. dominated
several segments of the race and took home the
five bonus points for leading the most laps. As
the race neared the finish, a blown tire on Ricky
Cravens car forced Earnhardt up the track and out
of the main racing groove and allowed several
cars to pass. Earnhardt never seriously contended
again. With less than twenty laps remaining Jeff
Gordon was nipping at the heels of race leader
Bobby Labonte. With thirteen laps remaining,
Gordon lightly nudged Labonte causing Labonte to
lift briefly allowing Gordon to pass him for the
lead. With less than three laps remaining,
separate accidents involving Roush Racing
teammates Matt Kenseth and Kurt Busch brought out
the days 11th and final caution flag and allowed
Gordon to claim his first victory of the season
under the caution and checkers.
Prior to Sundays race,
many were aware that it had been 15 races since
Gordon had won. There are countless drivers who
have longer winless streaks including last
seasons points champion, Tony
Stewart. Gordon, though only in his 11th full season,
has amassed 62 wins, ranking him seventh on the
all time wins list. Sundays win also marked
the tenth season in a row Gordon has carded a
win. With Gordon claiming seven wins in 2001 and
a record tying 13 wins in 1998 (over one-third of
the seasons races), its no wonder people
notice when he hasnt won in a while.
In keeping with a long standing
tradition, the series is idle this week in
observance of Easter.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
As a kid I played
baseball from the time I was six up into
high school. Went through several gloves
and even inherited my older
brothers steel cleat shoes.
Some of the players on
occasion would show up with a bat they
owned, but most of us used those supplied
by the team. I always picked a small bat
and can remember chokin up quite a
ways on a twenty-nine incher early on.
I never thought of it
much at the time, but I never had my own
personal bat. The household had a big
wood thirty-six inch that was cracked and
taped we furnished for sandlot games, but
I never considered it for
"real" games.
I was always taught it
was more important to get on base than to
swing a big bat anyway.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom & Ray:
I live in Savannah, Ga., where
the roads are narrow often two-lane
and run through the woods (trees on either side),
AND everyone seems to have a NASCAR mentality.
They scare me. My question is: What is the safest
car currently known to man (no Humvees, or
anything armored, please)? Like a five- or
six-seater sedan any ideas? Thanks.
Robert, Nervous is Dixie.
RAY: Well, in our humble
opinion, the safest cars tend to be cars that are
parked in their driveways.
TOM: But if you have to venture
out, I would say the safest sedans these days are
probably the higher-end European cars the
mid- to large-size Mercedes, Volvos, BMWs and
Saabs.
RAY: Thats not to say
there arent other safe cars, but those are
certainly among the safest. So a Mercedes E320,
Volvo S80, BMW 5 Series or Saab 9-5 would
certainly do a good job of protecting you if
someone plowed into you or you plowed into a live
oak. Or a dead oak, for that matter. They all
have good passive safety systems, like multiple
air bags, seat-belt pre-tensioners and
well-protected passenger cages. All of which, of
course, are designed to supplment the best safety
feature of all the good old seat belt,
which you must wear.
TOM: If those arent your
cup of tea or arent in your price range,
Robert, we have other ideas. One is to buy a 2-
or 3-year-old version of one of these cars.
RAY: Or you might want to get
on the Web and browse the Crash Test section of
http://www.nhtsa.dot.gov. Look for cars with
5-star crash ratings in all categories.
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