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Thursday, April 3, 2003 Volume IX, Number 203
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Friends of
the Carthage Public Library will have its First Saturday
Booksale from 8 a.m.-12 noon on Saturday, April 5th. Stop
by and stock up on Spring bargains.
Did Ya Know?. . .There will be a
Carthage Humane Society meeting at 6:30 p.m. on Monday,
April 7th for anyone interested in helping
Carthages neediest animals. For more information
please call 358-6808.
Did Ya Know?. . .A marriage
enrichment seminar will be held April 11-13 at the
Covenant World Outreach in Carthage. Door prizes and
Saturday morning meal provided. For more information call
417-359-8500.
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today's laugh
If Barbie is so popular, why do you
have to buy her friends?
Corduroy pillows: theyre making
headlines!
I couldnt repair your brakes, so
I made your horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask you for
your name?
Twenty five states are currently
considering anti-cloning legislation. The bills are easy
to follow. Theyre all identical.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
RAMSAYS SPRING
OPENING.
Music and Millinery
Next Monday Evening and All day Tuesday.
Ramsays millinery opening will be
held next Monday night and all day Tuesday, and will be
in connection with a general opening of the enlarged
store. Two orchestras will be engaging, Miss Fagins
playing in one department and the Carthage Mandolin club
in the millinery rooms.
Frappe will be served throughout the
occasion in the new basement department. Many handsome
creations are to be seen in the millinery, as well as an
unusually handsome array of goods of all descriptions.
Bert Lynch of Prosperity had a hind
wheel wrenched off his buggy this morning in crossing the
street car curve at the northwest corner of the square.
The wheel was so badly damaged that he
had to buy a new one.
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Today's Feature
Winter Toll Predicted.
Public Works held their
bimonthly meeting Tuesday evening in Council
Chambers. Street Commissioner Tom Shelly
addressed the Committee concerning Carthage
streets.Shelly told the
Committee that due to all the freezing and
thawing this winter the streets were going to
need more work than normal. Shelly also mentioned
that roads south of Fairview were not holding up
well.
"The ground just
doesnt hold streets well," said
Shelly. "A lot of the problem in my opinion
is when a developer starts building houses they
pave the road before any houses are built, this
creates unnecessary traffic from heavy
machinery."
The asphalt bids were presented
to Committee. The Committee voted to recommend
that the council accept the low bid from Blevins
Asphalt Construction Company for $25 per ton laid
and 75¢ per gallon of tack oil.
The Committee also discussed
the former Airport Terminal Building. According
to Shelly it had been broken into again and was
becoming difficult to board up. The Committee
discussed having it demolished.
NASCAR
to the Max
After Fridays qualifying
session, it looked like Texas native Bobby
Labonte, having claimed the Pole (First)
Position, would be the odds on favorite to win
Sundays Samsung/RadioShack 500 from Fort
Worth, Texas. Labontes fortunes were short
lived however as he never led a lap and finished
in 37th place completing only 260 of the 334
laps.
With the laps winding down, it
appeared the outcome would be decided by pit
strategy. Many teams were considering just adding
one can (11 gallons) of fuel (a car will hold two
cans) and changing right side tires. Others were
considering taking the extra six or eight seconds
to change left side tires as well. Those
strategies seemingly became pointless on lap 283
when what proved to be the days final
caution flag flew for an accident. Ryan Newman,
who was leading at the time, went against the
conventional wisdom of taking four tires during a
caution in favor of taking right sides only in
the interest of exiting the pits in first
position.
After the race restarted,
Newmans decision seemed to be ill-advised
as he was overtaken by Dale Earnhardt, Jr. less
than two laps later. With ten laps remaining,
Newman had caught back up with Earnhardt, Jr. and
retook the lead. Newman extended his lead over
the final laps to win by over 30 car lengths and
came out looking like a genius for his last pit
decision.
The real excitement of the
final lap was the bumping and banging between
Earnhardt, Jr. and Jeff Gordon with Earnhardt,
Jr. taking second by a banged up fender.
Newmans win in a Dodge
marks the first for the make this year. NASCAR
worked over the winter to make the aerodynamics
of the four makes as close as they could. After
only seven races this season, all four makes have
now visited victory lane.
The next stop on the circuit
takes place at the series longest track,
Talladega (AL) Superspeedway. Dale Earnhardt Inc.
teammates Earnhardt, Jr. and Michael Waltrip are
typically teams to be contended with on the
2.66-mile high-banked oval.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I always have trouble
rememberin to keep my head down.
I got that advice
concernin takin a capsule. A
pill sinks when its in water, so ya
keep your head up and the pill slides to
the bottom of your throat. Makes it
easier to swallow.
A capsule, on the other
hand, floats in water. If ya keep your
head tilted forward, the capsule floats
up to the back of your throat,
makin it easier to swallow.
Like a lotta things,
the idea of holdin your head down
to swallow somethin goes against
all conventional wisdom and embedded
custom, but actually works.
I know there a lotta
folks who just like holdin their
chin up in the air and wont listen
to a little advice that is so personal in
nature. Myself, I just cant
remember.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
After 12 years of driving
bondo-colored bolt buckets with beach towels for
upholstery, I finally got a "real" car
(one made in the current decade). Its a
2001 VW Golf, and I want to take care of it. I am
also planning a cross-country road trip this
summer. Which tools and safety equipment should I
keep in the car, both for long-distance and daily
driving? Brian
RAY: Well, a case of ignition
coils should be the first thing on your list,
Brian. In case you havent heard, VWs and
Audis have been suffering from sudden
ignition-coil failure, and VW finally agreed to
recall half a million cars.
TOM: The affected engines are
in 2001-2003 models that use individual coil
packs for each cylinder most notably the
1.8T four-cylinder turbo charged engine and the
2.8 liter six, but there are others, too. You can
get the full list on our Web site, the Car Talk
section of www.cars.com.
RAY: Unfortunately,
theres another Golf engine that hasnt
been recalled yet. Its the 2.0 liter
four-cylinder thats the base engine for the
VW Golf. That engine uses only one coil. But
weve replaced an unusual number of coils in
those cars, too. So if you have that 2.0 liter
engine, Brian, and youre going across the
country, you might want to carry a spare just in
case.
TOM: Other than that, we
recommend a cell phone, an auto-club membership,
a couple of screwdrivers, a pair of vice grips, a
set of jumper cables and a posse of duct tape.
Anything you cant fix with those tools,
youre not going to be able to fix on your
own, anyway.
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