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Thursday, February 20, 2003 Volume XI, Number 173
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Golden
Reflections will have an afternoon tea at 2:00 p.m. on
Thursday, February 20th in the McCune-Brooks Hospital
cafeteria. Glenita Browning will present a program on
gardening, "Getting Ready for Spring." Call
359-2355 for more information.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Republican
Committees of Jasper and Newton Counties will be
celebrating Lincoln Day with their annual fundraiser at 6
p.m. on Saturday, February 22nd at the Joplin Ramada Inn.
Special speakers include MO Secretary of State, Matt
Blunt; Congressman Kenny Hulshof, Rep. Patricia Secrest
and Rep. Brad Roark. Call 623-0066 or 623-2214 to reserve
tickets.
Did Ya Know?. . .Carthage
Business and Professional Women will meet at 6:30 p.m. on
Monday February 25th in the Arby's meeting room on west
Central. Michell Dunlap and Melissa McCune will present
the program on Adventures In Entrepreneurship.
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today's
laugh
Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the terminal?
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
Merchant from Venice.
It is not often that one sees one of
Shakespeares plays given entirely by ladies but
that, with the exception of one character taken by Mr.
Heathcote, is exactly what the ladies of Grace Episcopal
church and the City Federation of Clubs attempted and
successfully accomplished last night under the direction
of Mr. W. W. Heathcote at the Grand opera house.
There was only a fair sized audience
present but all enjoyed the entertainment. The costumes
were appropriate to the occasion. The ladies who assumed
mens parts did not venture masculine costumes, but
made dashing gallants nevertheless.
The entertainment was altogether most
creditable to the ladies and to the director, and was one
of the best amateur performances which has been attempted
by Carthage talent.
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Today's Feature
Recyling Revisited.The
Carthage Recycling program was discussed at the
Public Service Committee meeting Tuesday evening.
City Administrator Tom Short
has raised concerns about the cost of the
recycling program. After rebate from the paper
products recycled, fifteen hundred dollars was
spent last year to run the program. According to
City Engineer Joe Butler the city pays one
hundred dollars every time the recycling bins are
emptied. The City gets reimbursed for its
paper products but not the aluminum, tin and
plastic. The Committee discussed the option of
eliminating the plastic, aluminum and tin and
only collecting paper. Butler explained to the
committee that he was concerned if aluminum, tin
and plastic were eliminated from the program that
people would not bother recycling and the amount
of trash going to the landfill would increase.
Butler recommended continuing the contract with
Midwest Fiber for this year and work on a plan
for next year to eliminate the cost.
The committee voted 3-1 to
recommend to the council to continue using
Midwest Fiber as there vendor.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
What we really need ta be
considerin is renamin the
Carthage Landfill. The main reason is that it
really doesnt have a name anymore.
Typically it is referred to as the "old
landfill." They stopped fillin
quite a few years ago and now have dumpsters
that are transported to another location that
is actually a landfill.
Of course there are a
number of names that could be considered. The
most likely, but least appealing is The Dump.
Course the facility
now accepts recyclable materials so a more
appealin name would be somethin
like the Carthage reclamation center. The
fact that just junk can be disposed of
doesnt get proper billin with
that name I suppose.
I dont know that
there is a perfect name, but Im open to
suggestions.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click and Clack Talk Cars.Dear Tom and Ray:
I just put new headlights in
and was wondering how to adjust them. My car
manual tells you where the adjusting screws are,
but it does not tell you how far to turn them. I
know that I could go to a mechanic to have them
adjusted, but is the chart that mechanics use
top-secret, or do they have a deal going with
Detroit to not release the chart? I would hate to
pay $15 every time I need them adjusted. My car,
by the way, is a 1988 Toyota Celica GT with the
cute pop-up headlights. Thanks Andy
RAY: Well, heres what my
brother does. He adjusts both headlights up and
to the left as far as they can go. Then, every
day he moves them a quarter turn down and to the
right. And when people in oncoming vehicles stop
giving him the finger and cursing at him as they
pass, he figures hes getting pretty close.
TOM: Actually, if all you did
was change the bulbs, you shouldnt have to
readjust the headlights at all. The adjustment
screws are totally separate from the installation
hardware, and you dont have to touch them
when you put a bulb in. So unless you already
turned the wrong screws, Andy, the headlights
should still be fine.
RAY: Oh, you DID turn the wrong
screws? You knucklehead. Well, in that case, your
headlights will need to be adjusted. And
unfortunately, theres really no way to
adjust them accurately without the chart and the
perfectly flat floor that many service stations
have.
TOM: Having them checked once a
year and adjusted, if necessary, is a good idea.
They can go out of adjustment over time, due to
road vibrations or just the aging of the
cars suspension system.
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